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| Signed Up | October 6, 2012 |
| Last Posted | May 1, 2016 at 9:17 PM |
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#99
You know he's a TF2 friend when...
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TF2 General Discussion
When they try to make you better at video games, instead of replacing you.
posted about 11 years ago
#18
ultiduo_baloo
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Map Discussion
Really fun, well thought out. The small pill is a nice touch, since it's so far from point.
posted about 11 years ago
#60
dflame is shit
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TF2 General Discussion
Saltysally1synchroplease write chapter 2, this is the best thing since harry potter.Our mumble drew silent the moment he entered the channel; dflame, the legend, the MGE all-star himself was here, in our mumble, about to play for my team!
I could feel myself starting to sweat, anticipation rising in my blood. I nervously opened a chat window with my medic. It took a few tries, my hands were shaking, I could barely control my usually nimble fingers. Finally I managed to type out the sentence. "This is it. We have to impress him, our TF2 careers are on the line."
Not wanting to show my true emotions, I took a few heavy breaths before trying to make my voice seem deep and important. "Hey dflame, thanks for ringing." I let out a sigh of relief the moment my finger left my talk key. This was it, it was actually happening! He said nothing in return, his stoic silence reassuring the team that he was here for our benefit, not his; and boy were we grateful.
The match began, and the mid rollout was called. Our regular scout made his call for where he was going, and dlfame needed no instruction; he simply processed this information along with every other bit he picked up one, from the time left on the map to the ever-changing sensitivity of his mouse. By the time the midfight was over, we were giddy with confidence. dflame had yet to secure a kill, but I was sure it was just because he was serving the team the points, calculating every distance, his endless hours in MGE mod allowing him to know precisely when to stop shooting an opponent and let a teammate pick up a kill.
When we reached the second point, dflame valiantly ran ahead, throwing himself into the enemy's last point alone, willing to take on the hard work while the rest of us sat back and capped. I nearly wept at his bravery, his willingness to carry such a lowly open team as ours.
Suddenly, though, things would change. Something went wrong with dflame's plan; he died without killing all six of them, without killing even one of them, and there was a shrill voice in mumble, explaining what happened. It must have been the lag, it must have been! This stupid server, with its terrible routing to him! How dare we bring him to a server that gives him such a terrible ping! Why oh why did we pick the server that wouldn't register his shot at the most crucial moment!
I was scared. His loud, angry speech in mumble worried me, it felt directed at me. I could feel the rage, the hatred penetrating our mumble, I nearly broke down in tears of a different kind from earlier. We had failed him. I should have been there, I should have left the control point to take the shot for him, to eat up the bullets while he did his job, I should have helped him when the game wouldn't. He promptly left the server and mumble both, after a long string of swear words. I was speechless. We politely "gg"'d the enemy team and excused ourselves from the scrim. It was over. How could we have come so close and let victory slip through our very fingerS?
I cried for so long that night. I couldn't help it. I had failed to impress, to even be tolerable for him. dflame, I am sorry, I am so sorry. I never should have let you play for such a low team. I never should have disappointed you. Please forgive me and my team, we will never bother you again.
I LOL'd pretty hard, not gonna lie. Please publish these awesome stories into a book or something.
posted about 11 years ago
#12
windows 7 vs windows 8
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Hardware
milehighmilitiaThe new start menu is sorta silly but its not that big of an issue. 8 works fine otherwise and there is no legitimate reason to avoid it.
Except for a bunch of games and hardware not being compatible. Some of my logitech mice don't have drivers for windows 8 and will not be supported.
posted about 11 years ago
#44
Crate 50. <3
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Off Topic
Wait till xmas...then christmas original....OH MAH GERD
posted about 11 years ago
#8
Prior Commitments
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Off Topic
It's nobody's business what you are doing with your time. Simply tell your friends you are busy, and watch all the porn, dragon ball, whatever you want.
posted about 11 years ago
#71
S14 Potential Maps?
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Map Discussion
Is it possible to make standin like a gpit map where 1 team tries to cap all 3 points, instead of all 3 going simultaneously. Would also be easier to cast that way. That super long revert time kills standin as it is.
posted about 11 years ago
#23
Shiki (Soldier LFT/Back Up)
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Recruitment (looking for team)
Shiki is one of the few people in mumble that I can't wait to hear what he says next. Kid is fukin hilarious.
posted about 11 years ago
#12
fog is a weapon banning nazi
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TF2 General Discussion
Cro0Ked_bl4nkHow about you actually learn to hit a fucking shotgun for once rather than gunboat?gunboats != bison by a long shot
DEEERRRP. The real problem is that I can't use my sticky launcher that has a huge fucking golden head. It is banned. Get on this fog.
posted about 11 years ago
#70
Comms that make a 6s mumble terrible
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TF2 General Discussion
thrasherhttp://fluffcom.ytmnd.com/
All of this
wow
posted about 11 years ago
#11
Not Bad for Offclassing lf scout+roamer+demo
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Recruitment (looking for team)
No yarg = no sale! I keed. Good bunch of guys.
posted about 11 years ago
#63
Who pioneered 6s in TF2?
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TF2 General Discussion
kirbypovohathttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wzv8r4UTF9A
The whole time I was thinking, "why won't you pull out your damn equalizer already?" I've been spoiled.
I remember them 36 rockets, 4 in the chamber from beta. Demoman had a ridiculous amount of ammo as well. Those were the days.
posted about 11 years ago
#5
THE FUTURE
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Off Topic
Wish police had to wear these. Also they look cool in general.
posted about 11 years ago