then answer his questions

I love and miss you Blues D:

nurbey and ams together forever....

I figured this would dishearten a lot of people but with the current rosters lined up in ESEA this really shouldn't be an easy win (which is funny to say because the last season I played with froyo we still barely won). There's also stuff going on the personal side for me which is gonna make me throw away my ~gamer integrity~ but I can't really talk about that.

on top of all of that lUCA GOERS IS BACK BABYYY

https://puu.sh/BncuW.png

i believed it was a troll until i saw bdonski on the roster. you ever try getting bdonski in on a joke?

Do you know the enemy team is going to run at you? Put stickies on the entrances. That's just a general rule for demoman. If you're not in the uber, just put stickies behind the uber until you know it's safe for you to walk in. This also gives the people a safety net to fall on if their uber isn't going properly.

Generally those two guidelines should be enough to not let you fall victim to being the #1 priority in most uber fights.

I got 2nd place in prem with 150 ping, dipshit.

you forfeited grand finals because you were afraid of us

"oh but nurbey we simply weren't able to stay up that late!"

you also forfeited against us earlier that same tournament. you're truly a coward.

If you think 5 ping would make all that much difference you're more than free to come to rewind where b4nny and I will both certainly be there.

INVITE TEAM LEADERS ADD ME SO I CAN SCHEDULE SCRIMS AND MATCHES WITH YOU

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sry for bumpin but i really don't know what teams are happening besides froyo and vel

Why are you guys so quick to dismiss the talents of cookiejake and garbuglio? It makes no sense to even bring that up. Se7en didn't have Raymon or Kaptain. Both teams were playing with 'weaker' rosters. This is was a very fair series and Se7en did an absolute fantastic job.

I know you're just trying to meme but the fact that you would try to pull something like that just proves how much of a piece of shit you are. You peaked at working at a grocery store. I remember for a fact that you wouldn't stop mocking me for being trans (while you were dating a trans person). Kept telling me to kill myself on top of that too. All because I called you a coward for trying to force a bad time to play ugc grand finals. While I no longer hold proof of that conversation, I personally can believe you're willing to lie about the alt. You're actually garbage.

Absolutely aggravating. Fucking INDUST dropped 7 times in a MATCH IN OPEN, and no one gives a shit? No one should give a shit. Yet you guys want to bash rktKING for literally no reason other than 'xd it's rktnoob.' Yeah he gets kinda self-defensive. Everyone does. His 'ego' is also no where near as bad as a majority of people I interact with. This guy can play medic at an IM level already better than half of the medics in IM. Hell even in pugs where he actually gets competently micro'd he had the ability to stand up with some invite medics. While he's def not invite ready, the passion and the ability is there. Also an amazing guy too boot, been there to help me with any questions I had while I'm trying to learn mandarin. He also takes any banter against him much better than I ever had with any banter against me.

Some tips for your medic rktKing: If you know your soldier/scout are intentionally going for an uber exchange but it requires them to walk into four enemy team members, don't bother milking so hard. This is where a majority of medics drop their players in ubers. It's okay to milk uber if you see that their only fighting one other player, and maybe two (but to effectively milk against that is a little complex for now just remember this standard). If your team has uber ad and they're trying to push, hard tank your scout. That makes you move the fastest and your pocket soldier can easily catch up with rocket jumping. If your team needs health don't be afraid to comm to your team to slow down and get healed. Always play like the enemy team has a spy and sniper. This helps positioning so much more.

As far as rktking's scout goes mid-open is pretty accurate? His aim is actually much better than you'd expect it to be, it's actually kind of entertaining he's more of a DM chimp instead of a player that just stays back too scared to take a fight.

mr popo's team got rolled by trip scout

3rd place Invite makes less than first place IM. You could literally be a top 4 team in NA and make less money playing in the division below you. You would have to grind super hard to potentially be a top 4 team. A lot of these players spend their free time pugging, scrimming, and doing other dumb/fun stuff. They totally have enough time to be a decent team. The problem is; why even bother? It would be way easier in IM (apparently not, the most sandbaggy teams absolutely struggled come playoffs).

I'm super glad they're trying to enforce the sandbagging rule but it won't ever stop these pussies from being pussies.