I get better ping to fucking agartha than to Virginia servers

if you arent even invested and present in your virtual escapism what is the point?
"i just kinda turn my brain off until my shift is over and then I turn my brain off on the drive home just kinda autopilot and then i boot up some rainbow six seige to just relax and turn my brain off for a bit"
YOU ARE NOT ALIVE

i love tf2 like a stepsister

for some reason i really was expecting this to be early european history recreated with the mercs. like a bunch of soldiers wearing Roaming Romans marching into greece or heavy as Julius Ceaser in a room full of spies

at this point literally any cheating in general like cheating when playing the banker in monopoly or peeking during peekaboo or cheating on your spouse should result in an RGL ban

This ruins everything for me. None of my friends or myself can commit to an actual season of 6s or jobs or women so whenever 6 of my friends and I want to play 6s I just look for scrims and pretend we are a registered team. Like Amazon's old return policy, I always kinda knew it was too good to last. I just wish I had abused it more while I could.

Please add some kind of ranking punishment for leaving when you are ahead in points. All the time I will ragebait people who are very likely better than me by saying "this is a waste of my time" and removing from the arena when I'm ahead by literally one kill. It brings me great entertainment I'll admit, but it also feels like that shouldn't be how it works lol.

are there really rumors about how many MBs a counterstrike update is

Let's all just calm down. We can head back to my place, I can light some mexican jesus candles and we can calmly talk this over with a few glasses of Charles Schwab to lighten everyones tensions and set the mood. I've also got a beautiful new comforter on my twin bed you two might be interested in seeing later on when we've put this silly argument behind us. To put it bluntly, how about a threesome my angels?

A 98lb haggard looking mother with tears in her eyes watching her 6'2 300lb low functioning son screaming and hitting himself with his ducttape and foam replica of the boston basher she made him for his birthday. "Come on now Cap'n, do you want to watch something on your ipad or maybe eat some ice cream? Oh look b4nny is streaming, your favorite!" She says as she queues up a 2 year old stream VOD and opens the fake twitch chat app.

accidentally flashing my teammates and all the monitors next to me turning white reveals an entire warehouse of shirtless slavic teenage boys playing cs 1.6 at 28fps while like 4 of their girlfriends reluctantly stand in the corner and secretly wish for a second mongol horde to come take them to literally anywhere else

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