Nigga, healwise. Pay attention to context.

SHIT I DIDN'T EVEN LOOK AT THE STATS. Are you seriously hyping yourself up OVER THAT SHIT. First, you got FAR more than 25% heals this time so you're going to have to go back and edit that shit (I did as well but I freely admit that without trying to curry some sympathy). SECOND WE RAN A FUCKING PYRO BECAUSE WE DIDN'T HAVE A SIXTH. I have to come back and edit this Third point in because I had to go back and look at the score again. You won that game 4-2, you lost 2 ROUNDS and went to overtime ON A THIRD, on Viaduct, with the 2nd or 3rd best scout combo in IM to a FULL-TIME PYRO. We scrimmed I think twice that week, and I don't mean two days of scrims but TWO scrims. But nah, go get that surgery to get those bottom two ribs removed so you can have an easier time sucking your own dick.

Thanks, I hope that is true and that Dflame doesn't have to be 99% of his teams DM (man you know who fucking sucked, Mausy. And GOD THAT TRI GUY, WHAT WAS HE DOING getting hard carried by Dflame). But no, if his gamesense improves like that and Sal counts to ten every now then then sure Trip + 5 - Muffinz will be great.

No, Rando GETS to people. Then he ALSO has the DM WITH the Gamesense. He isn't wildly flailing himself at other people and averaging one blatantly terrible rocket per uber that then needs Slemnish to do the actual work for him

Oh god please don't tell me you honestly think you jump well? I have NEVER seen a soldier take two jumps to go from under pride rock to Gray Bridge before. You jump like you use a 360 controller.

That sounds impossible. Demoman can't be fun, it's in the bylaws of the class

Are you seriously whining about that? I below 25% in like 85% of my games since I started playing demo in 6s.

Mustard you make the top 10 Pocket in IM list when you don't take 40% heals to do anything and learn to jump at least at a Mid-Open level

Sen has great DM but Pizzagon last season was always 2 seconds from be randomly down 2 with Cloudmaker and Sen doing incredibly stupid things. I am astonished that Sal keeps making these lists, I HAVE to assume it is because people are just running out of scouts to put on the list. Sure the dude can click on these things, but he comes into every game already half-tilted and goes fully upside down at the slightest trouble

At this moment Jarret is the best demo in IM and his team is Tier 1 by themselves by virtue of not having a team that filled with people who get tragically and randomly struck with the stupid. They simply have everything they need to succeed on paper. There are no real holes in their game, they have solid calling with Jarret and Skye. Their DM across the board is basically on a level by itself and everyone is showing that when they list every player as at least Top 3 in their individual lists. They can effectively off-class. I just assume that medics are going to have a horrible time against this team just based of Muffinz and Rekuso alone. On paper, they are better than 3 of the current invite teams.

Sure Kill Zill is 2nd based 80% off DM alone, but unless they got a brand new caller then they're still going to play in slow motion.

I don't like to rate Teammates, but putting Chriz anything less than 3rd on anyone's Demoman list is borderline blasphemy. I'd give Hassassin 2nd based off the how well he performed on Fantazzmaglazzers the team that was basically Dflame do whatever and everyone else be basically useless while Hassassin does the damage on people that Dflame headbutts. Quick sidenote, has anyone ever seen Dflame and Sal in the same room or played against them both at the same time. Until I get some concrete proof I have to assume that they are the same person where Dflame is just Sal practicing his ability to copy a generic Midwestern Accent.

I'm going to keep it going. Pocket probably goes something like Botmode, Air, Deathy, Farns, Trip based off a few things. Deathy does not lack DM by any means, he has just played on consistently below average teams and so didn't quite get the shine overall. Unless he has incredible gamesense deficiencies, the fact that any team with Jarret is going to demo review a ton and talk things over should pave this over fairly well. Aside from what seems like Air's attempts to avoid pocket he is incredibly good. The reason Trip is 5th is based off a stat measurement I made up called efficiency, I'm like 90% sure Muffinz developed his shrugger-esque dodging based off the fact that 125 was the highest health he would see throughout a game.

I could do it or at least help.

I mostly play a ton in DM Servers with occasional pubbing when I only want to put in minimal effort.

Heya, cutting it a little close to the deadline but I would like to find a team as either demoman or soldier. Preferably around mid-high IM for Demo or Roamer.

clearly they will just put dispensers in distracting places

Honestly the game type is pretty fun. If you were to try and help it out a bit than lower the players to like 8 or 9, maybe limit scouts to like 2 per team for the sake of diversity, ban engineer, ban engineer, also ban the quick-fix, then ban the engineer again.

The new gametype is mad hype. But it looks like it breaks when the server time ends and it tries to restart. We couldn't throw the ball after that.

This is past the point of relevancy for the most part but I feel that having one map with a different format is a little weird by itself. To this effect it would be best to add in (maybe season 30 the way these map votes look) koth_coalplant and have viaduct and coalplant played back to back, in the same vein if we want to add in A/D maps we should add 2 and also put those back to back. It just seems a little weird to have one particular style of map played for 7/8 of the weeks then change it up for one week and go back

Here is the thing, he doesn't usually write his raps so much as he supervises. He will have multiple write for him, and make changes as he sees fit to specific parts. They aren't ghostwritten, most of the time the people who write for him are actually listed on the song as writers or co-producers. Though I say that, he can actually rap on his pretty well, I'm pretty sure neither Khaled or Mustard ever rap (mostly because Khaled is a Pokemon).

make open playoffs, then intentionally throw? I don't know, there really isn't a strategy that would work. UGC uses player roster history and in times of extreme extenuating circumstances, admin discretion but that gets an equal amount of complaints and headaches.