because you can't be sad for real on the internet dude what

okay reasons to fake your death:

- being hunted by the cartel
- facing a lifetime of prison for a crime you didn't commit

not okay reasons to fake your death:

- pranks

https://clips.twitch.tv/QuaintCleanScallionOneHand

Those flicks when jumping with the railgun thing looked inhuman

in olden times when they wrote stuff like "ye olde bar" it was actually pronounced "the"

this made me cringe but got me curious so i looked myself up on logs.tf and

https://i.imgur.com/SkwF9pL.png

(from 2013 - we lost 4-1)

i honestly get doing this kind of programming for the challenge (much like the guys who made projectile aimbots that could airshot) but releasing it for public use is just scummy as hell. just fuck anyone "trying to make a point" by disrupting gameplay for anyone.

death by snu snu

would you rather

speak every language on earth fluently
or
play any musical instrument beautifully

ok

Yeah it was syndicated in Norway, at the least the space one and the life one. Would kill to hear the old Norwegian dubs.

The intros for these are pretty dope, especially this one where a bunch of dudes dies trying to get on a rocket ship and the earth exploding: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfnLa4B-Pbg

^^ could just mean "get kills, fulfill contract" but an official DM mode would be cool

expectations for the next two days based on previous information:

- heckin lots of weapon rebalances. this is what I'm most excited for. just un-garbage everything, please.
- competitive matchmaking rework (real elo system and placement matches based on some interview from ValveNN)
- i'm not hopeful that they'll re-enable joining friends in casual mm games through steam based on the contracts-stuff.
- pyro weirdness fixes & unlocks.
- rd_asteroid and pl_cactuscanyon hello ??

i don't even know what i want them to do with pyro. i would be okay with them removing mini-crits from deflected projectiles, and make airblasts not completely cancel any momentum you have.
pyro has been the most unfun class to play against since i started playing in 2011 save for when heavies could instaheal by dropping their sandvich and walk over it.

Could be something fucky with the XBox DVR stuff.

I guess halloween updates will be primarily community content from now on, but if that means the dev team fix core game stuff instead of two weeks worth of content... gr8

what does he say? "im putting the code in where ___ is supposed to go" ?

literally two posts above you lol