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would you rather not be able to read, or not be able to speak

id rather not speak

would you rather commit aggravated assault and deal with the consequences; or would you rather be known as "poo tooth" in the local juvenile detention center (you are serving 3 years of detention due to selling illegal drugs including but not limited to marijuana)

I'd rather be known as poo tooth, I could recover from that.

Would you rather be seen crying on public transport or have your pants split open on public transport?

seen crying

would you rather spend an entire day upside down (even using the washroom and eating) or spend a week in bed

week in bed

would you rather be a dick or a pussy

dick

The classic would you rather have dick sized nipples, or nipple sized dicks

Dick sized nipples, ez fourways.

Would you rather have only one ear, or only one eye.

one ear. im gonna lose all my hearing when im 30 anyway

would you rather sneeze constantly or have a pinocchio nose that grows when u lie

Sneeze

Would you rather let 100 puppies die or one human die

One human. Though it kind of depends on the human.
Would you rather never play tf2 again, or only be able to play tf2, and no other videogame?

would u rather your favorite movie have an insultingly bad sequel made 10 years later, or have a perfect sequel be made but canned at the last minute and never released anywhere (no bootlegs)

Perfect sequel, I hate bad sequels

Would u rather have penises for your nipples or a nipple for your penis

aleady been asked

what do we do now

ask more questions

grape jelly or jam?

jelly, anyone who says jam isn't a true american

would u rather be permanently overheated and sweaty or permanently uncomfortably cold

death by snu snu

would you rather

speak every language on earth fluently
or
play any musical instrument beautifully

speak every language fluently.

Would you rather have all the knowledge in the world, or have all the power in the world?

all the power in the world for sure

would you rather be dead, or getawhale?

Getawhale.

would u rather have the length or the girth of your dick trippled

length tripled, I could always get penis reduction surgery after I made a few novel porn vids.

Would you rather never have to charge your phone, or never have to hit up leftovers (there always the right temp)

never charge my phone

would you rather hold hands with me....or have all your favorite flowers grow near your home

The latter

Would you rather pee through your butthole or poop through your peehole