Some people might say my username is "dumb" and "masturbatory", but my alias really is quite deep. "capn" is short for captain, but it also sounds just like "cappin". You know, like you're capping a point in TF2. The captain part of it represents the necessity of leadership and the cappin part of it represents a team coming together to succeed.

the "fapn" part of my name may seem like its just about jacking off, but it means something more than that. Even though TF2 is a team based game, teams are made up of individuals. It is important to love yourself and to give yourself credit when you deserve it.

PAST ALIASES:
smoothline
slappysoup
amoeba carrot

DELETED ME ON STEAM BUT THATS OK I UNDERSTAND YEAH ITS COOL YEAH IM TOTALLY FINE
miss u </3

anyway hes got stronk DM, a good brain, and hes really good at sniping.

In 9th grade I went to a party and got really fucking drunk after drinking rum and blue gatorade. it tasted like shit. Anyway, I got drunk really fast. I don't remember what happened exactly but this is what I heard happened. I tried to fight a huge hawaiian guy, shit my pants, threw up on my (hawt) friend and blacked out. I woke up in my bed wearing nothing but soggy, moist boxers. My friends told me that I tried to rape a girl so I called her up and apologized but she told me she had no idea what I was talking about.

good one guys!

Team Reviews by capnfapn: Echelon Edition

I was a member of Team Echelon a very very long time ago and I have gotten to know almost everybody that has been on Echelon pretty well since I used to hang out in their mumble a lot.

Jaguar likes to run his team pretty seriously, not so serious that you absolutely have to be on 7 nights a week and scrim for 4 hours, but there is almost always a noticeable amount of tension when you play with him.

Purple can also be a little intense sometimes and the two personalities do add up. Purple can be a little too judgmental in the middle of scrims. He's never very mean about it or anything but it has irritated a few players. Jaguar and Purple have a mutualistic symbiotic relationship, so you can be sure that the two have them will never break apart in an e-drama tragedy.

I would not recommend joining this team if you like to joke around a lot in scrims or if you have a propensity towards troll-like behavior. I was banned from Jaguar's mumble and deleted from his friends list for some very mild "trolling".

That being said, they are pretty skilled players. Jaguar has pretty sick pipes and movement and purple has good DM. Cheris is a decent medic. Wiggles, one of their scouts, has pretty good DM and gamesense from what I remember. I haven't played with the other scout so I won't comment on him. I believe that they have the potential to do very well in open this season, especially with all of the teams that got moved up.

7.8/10

yeah my tempo has always been pretty bad while singing :< ok well its pretty bad all the time ;3

i wrote a song for mr slin and he played it on his stream because hes sort of a cool guy almost! klanana said she was jealous ^_^

http://youtu.be/I5c-cYJxiRo

just thought I would share it with the glorious competitive tf2 community :3

is bald but hes still good

keep in mind that hitscan aim transfers over between classes so playing a lot of scout is going to improve your pyro/engie shotgun aim.

has good aim and can play a good pyro :3

hrm well if bitcoins are often used to purchase illegal things online then that means...

That the true purpose of esea is to take our money and obtain child pornography. Here's how it works. When you run the ESEA client it says that it just scans for hacks, right? well it does, but it also scans for child porn, which if found, is uploaded to their servers. That's why the servers are always so shitty. People are constantly uploading CP. Bitcoins are often used to buy illegal things online, so ESEA must be farming bitcoins with our computers so that they can purchase child pornography and possibly drugs holy shit this is retarded what am I writing lol

fuk u fagt jus cuz i got specialneeds dont mean i cant get no edukayshun fuk u gona go in ur mumbl squeez my balls and screaaam

shut up you are dead.

Well I've known her for a while now but its not like I really know her.

Anyway, I think I found a girl I'm gonna ask (thats not a cougar)

give the 22year old the D

8)

omg.

we could try and do the "official team of this pub" idea someone had in that expanding comp tf2 thread with ducksoup gaming :D

i honestly havent actually played much with him but he wasn't bad when I played DM with him. on the other hand, he doesnt like really like chicken and thats really fucked up.