cheeriss you slowpoke someone already posted that second link!!!

epok invited me over for hot coffee with winky faces on steam.

Wrech Wrecks me in game.

DrGilburt and I drew pictures of each other lol.

I don't know the rest of the people but they're probably pretty k3wl 2.

Captain Fapping's ESEA Adventure: Classical MixTape

"Yo capnfapn, uh you ever played in esea before?", said OtakuScott, the waifu bodypillow lover.
"No I haven't. Why do you ask?", said the young Cap'n Fapping.
"Well, one of my teammates has had some personal issues pop up in her life, and the only way to make it all work is to switch our lineup around. We need a scout in about an hour for our next esea match." The weaboo replied.
"No problem! I'll go grab my daddy's credit card and get myself paid up." Said Cap'n Fapping right before he muted himself in mumble so he could scream in glorious e-sports excitement.

"What the fucking fuck is going on in this shitty server? We pay for this?" Said Cap'n Fapping, as he tried to make his way to point B on cp_gravelpit as engineer, while bouncing up and down through the floor of the map.
Cali, the team's demoman told him it was nothing to worry about and its only going to happen in every ESEA match you play, ever. Reassured of the knowledge that his fourteen dollars and thirty-seven cents was wisely spent, Cap'n Fapping constructed a sentry gun.

Classical MixTape lost the match because their medic's uber button was unbound.

GG

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That was my first ESEA experience. I was a little nervous at first but then I realized that losing wasn't even a big deal and that I wasn't in it to win it.

1. capnfapn
2. The Mad Boys
3. Open (I'm just a cheerleader though!)
4. Some context for the demo including:
- First time scrimming this team IIRC
- We've all played the map before but onlya few times as a team. I'd say we have a good general idea of what to do on the map.
- It was the closest match I could find on my short amount of time on the map. I've also never really had anyone go over a snakewater demo for me.
5. Passive scout I guess?
6. I think my biggest problem is knowing when I should push in during uber fights.
7. you owe me i wrote you a love song.

http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?x19awnkss63lkih

i think we need to throw our ping differences aside.

If you're voice isn't mature there probably will be a few dicks that will make fun of you for it. Just ignore them and soon enough they'll stop making fun of you. Make sure not to lash out or anything, you don't wanna be the kid that got mad because someone said his voice was squeaky.

If they think you're a girl gamer just go with it and ask for a hat or something.

babees born bald hav cancr

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ceilingcat is gud

fucking raped me and the rest of my team in a frag vid as a roamer after i made that shitty thread about roamers sucking. I felt retarded. get this guy in IM.

hes good. solid mid open scout. oh and hes cute ^_^

was good enough to let me play like the biggest vagina ever last season. Despite only playing matches, he was still able to out DM everybody he saw. IMO he is a low maybe mid IM scout if he practiced a bit more. His sniping is really good so gpit and viaduct is gonna be ezpz for your team 8)

what bot_tay needs to work on to be dabes:
1. His movement is meh. thats ok though cuz he doesn't miss.
2. needs to comm a bit more. hes not completely silent but he could talk a little more.
3. wont show u hawt pics of his girlfriend.
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frac when he posts lol