I feel like if this guy wasn't new nobody would care that he said autistic.

ba-da-ba-ba-ba im bumpin' it.

Whole foods is a great place to go looking for milfs. It's filled with 35-40 year old women that do hot yoga and eat nothng but kale salad and beet juice.

Aubrey plaza is pretty hot I would soooo pop my uber on cp_plaza mmmm

Scout: sonmychest. I love his playstyle, it's very defensive and he seems to just be constantly outputting damage. He also has some very solid movement and is one of the best at scout 1v1s.
Runner up: Stefan. His movement is amazing and really creative. I need to get my hands on some of his demos.

B4nny has touched my computer so I guess he gets a mention in this post too.

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toaster's baby bump

Definitely a good scout and a nice guy.

Cali is one of my favorite demomen. He has strong stickies and good comms, which imo are the most important things as a demo. I wish he talked less because his alias makes me think of a hawt cali gurl gamer tho ;3 I played one of my greatest matches ever with him in S12. We were down 4-0 and came back in the second half and won. I know a lot of it was due to cali. He never raged which is an amazing accomplishment for playing on a team with OtakuScott(RIP).

When i was in 6th grade I went with my mom and my sisters to go see my aunt and uncle in Colorado during spring break. At the end of the trip right before we were supposed to go back home my mom got sick. She was throwing up everywhere and her body would shake. When my dad asked what was going on I just told him that she was really sick. Something in his voice made him seem like he didn't believe me.

A couple days later I looked behind the bed and there are bottles upon bottles of booze. Thats when I learned that my mom was a binge drinker. My dad kept asking me what the fuck was going on with my mom and I kept lying to him because I knew that he would get really really mad if he found out what was really going on. Trying to hide my mom's secret from my sisters was even harder. Looking back now I should have just told my dad what was really going on. Anyway, I was stuck in that hotel room for 2 weeks with my mom who has drunk for basically a week and a half straight. I also missed a week of school. The only good thing that happened was I managed to farm a whole set of elite armor in guild wars.

My dad eventually figured out what was going on and got us all home. On the way home from the airport my dad told me all about my mom's history with alcohol and how half of the time that she was sick she was really just to hungover or drunk to drive us to school. I guess she was really good at hiding it from us.

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Other things that give me sad feels.

-I'm going to my fourth high school when school starts. I know high school is a very small part of my life but I wish I could have spent at least most of it at one school. I just wish my life was a bit more normal in that regard.

-When i was little I lived on a farm in the middle of nowhere. I also went to school 30 minutes away and most of the kids' parents weren't very willing to drive all the way out ot my house. I had very few friends until I moved away so I spent a lot of time alone as a child. People always tell me I'm really weird and awkward and I can't help but feel that if I had more social interaction as a kid I would be a little less weird and awkward.

-Watched this girl who I was very far into the friendzone (this word makes me think of guys in fedoras but I don't know any other way to put it) with make out with my best friend, who she had just met that day. It was just me her and him in the house so it was pretty hard to stomach. I went outside and wrote a fucking retarded facebook message to her about how its 2hard2b her friend anymore blahblahblah. We then stopped talking to each other for a year. We have recently made up but I don't think she really wants to be my friend anymore :/ that was the first time I ever lost a friend. Most of the girls I have liked have ended up hooking up or going out with my friends. I have jealousy problems.

I would say that my strengths are my movement, survivability, and off-classing. My gamesense is also pretty decent IMO. I'm also amazing at farming cap points.
I never rage at my teammates, and if i do ever rage its at myself for letting my brotherhood down. So yeah if i ever rage its because i love you mmk

My weaknesses is my inconsistent aim, but I am working on it very very hard. When my aim is on I can be quite a monster ._____.

If your team does the passive/aggro scout thing i prefer to be the vagina scout. I'm pretty flexible though so I can play whatever role you want me to.

EXPERIENCE:
Classical mixtape (last half of the season) S12
Friendship Quilting Club (S13)
Cheerleader/Backup for The Mad Boys (S14) ( i literally didnt play at all but wanted to put it in there anyway.)

if u r my frend pls write nice things below kthx

i also write beautiful songs :>

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9p3U2xa3PFc&list=UUvotbsHLSQsXUVsrlmecaeQ

Just play whatever you like the most. you don't even really need to have a main. Being good at every class is ideal anyway, but if you really think you need one class to focus on just think about what your strengths are.

Good leader + Good DM = Pocket

good gamesense + movement + comms = medic

Good DM + offclassing = Scout

good at being a fucking %^$###@$*%#$% ^#@$(@#$ + offclassing + rocket jumping = roamer

good prediction + positioning + comms = demo.

Before anybody says "oh but capnfapn good positioning is important as every class! UR BAD", I'm just saying that different skills are more important for certain classes than others.

supers community

Tankman is a good demoman for sure. He's a solid high open demo with some pretty nasty pipes.

Tankman, RJ, i love both of you guys. please don't fight :<

so while i was in nicaragua the gamefaqs community chose me to be their sniper.

I HAVENT PLAYED IN 4 MONTHS FUCKKK

http://i.imgur.com/0LphtaA.png

sup mrslin

when hot girls dont have their fb pics set to public