shitposters keep forums fun silly

Im not 12 im 17 ;_;

Thanks for the nice words that I totally didn't ask you to write ;D

I think the team im on might be dead lol so I'm just gonna try and get my name out there.

Hi I'm capnfapn :> I only have half a season of ESEA experience but I have been around for way longer than that doing pugs,scrims and ringing. I would say that I'm at the very top of mid open, but I could probably do alright on a high-ish open team. I am not an mge_master but I've been told that my DM is pretty decent and that I have really good movement.
I think that I am pretty good at playing the passive/vagina/clean up scout role so if that's what you need I can cover that for sure. Im not afraid to get balls 2 da wall meatshots though 8)

As for utilities, I'm not very good at sniping but I sure do play a mean pyro rofl

teams i've been on:
Team Echelon
Classical mixTape
a billion 2 week teams with dingo and friends

EDIT: I GOT REALLY BORED AND MADE A SONG FOR THOSE IN NEED OF A RECON LAD

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRZaU5CMmG8&feature=youtu.be

As a scout, I really like it when demos call which soldier or scout is lit. Things like "roamer is lit"/"scout on left lit" is great because then I dont go and try and kill somebody that is actually still at full health.

you should try doing some of these things:
1. One thing that really screws up rockets is changing your distance between you and the soldier (this works with all projectiles and it certainly helps "dodge" hitscan too.)
2. Just jump once. Not double jumping as a scout really throws people off because t hey will often just wait for you to jump again.
3. When you jump airstrafe and try to get good at aiming while doing this.
4. try to actually move out of the way of rockets instead of just randomly dodging.
5. Against hitscan you can randomly stop for a millisecond to mess with people's heads. Don't use this too much though.
6. If you know you're in a situation where you probably wont win, surf rockets away from soldiers.
7. Pay attention to calls that say that a soldier is in an enclosed area. Its really easy for them to kill you in areas like the house on badlands so its often smart to just avoid them in those positions.
8. Some people have a lot of trouble hitting scouts that constantly shift the little area theyre spamming WASD in towards one direction. The other day i was in and sonnn was in there and it was really hard to hit him sometimes because i kept having to aim farther and farther to the left.

MOVEMENTTHEORYCRAFTFORTRESS2DMSMARTSWDRGSEFDRGSEF

good scout, hes probably on the higher end of mid open.

If you improve your movement/dodging you will take less damage so you will spend less time retreating and you will do better when you decide to play more aggressively.

The IT guy at school ran into my spanish class and told us all about this lol

Lambert and heephop scared me when I played against them. during some scrims I spent the whole time hugging my medic for comfort ;_;

Just wanna work on my positioning and gamesense. My last pushes also feel pretty weak as scout. I wanna be able to support the team better by staying alive when needed and covering them flanks so that no damn roamers or scouts get to my medic and demo. Maybe some scout partner teamwork stuff would be fun too. I consider myself to be on the higher end of mid open in case you're wondering what my skillz are.

I think i would do well with an IM mentor

haha cool.

btw i did not expect the search to be this fast lol

http://www.gotoquiz.com/which_competitive_team_fortress_2_class_best_

which one of you was it.
srsly

edit: fix'd

I've played both with and against pengi and i have to say that he has decent dm but his true strength lies in his awesome attitude, good comms, and gamesense.

mustard if u post anything mean like that again i will nickname u "saltysally2" on steam so i wud watch ur mouth!1!!!!shift+1!1!!!!eleven!1!!1!!!!!!11!!!1

I have many feels right now.

1. Ive never had a girlfriend. I have had "sexual contact" with women but I've never had a relationship and im 17 >_<
2. I hate english but im good at it and I like math but im bad at it. This makes school really annoying.
3. I go to a weird private school full of social retards and my parents get mad at me for not hanging out with people >_>
4. Im way too skinny. Im 5'11 and 120 pounds holy shit.
5. All the girls I know that like me live 2000 miles away in both the east and west directions.
6. This girl in my english class thinks I creep on her but I don't because she's really gross looking and has a manly voice. She told a bunch of people that I was trying to feel up her "boobs" during class. Ashfeisedfrew she's retarded.
7. One of my best friends just deleted me on facebook and whenever I try to talk to her she just says stupid bitchy shit. Its really shitty because I live really far away from her now and it was the best way to keep in touch : /
8. I asked mustardoverlord on a date and he said no.