RhettroI feel like the best solve for fat kidding is literally making an open page, an IM page, and an invite page. It would help open players get out of lobbies and into pugs, since the only frequent way to get practice other than lobbies, since you can only scrim so often because of availability, and most PUG groups only have games during scrim times. If money is the problem, us fat kids could all probably pitch in.
you already suggested this, and people already explained why that's not a good idea.