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#25 Borderlands 3 trailer in Other Games

Reddit Buddies Be Like:
"I Can't Wait For Borderlands 3 I Saved My Vacation Days From My IT Job To Play For A Week Straight After Release And Sold My 2nd Nintendo Switch That I Use Only To Play NES Games That Have Been Re-Released For The 15th Time To Pre-Order The Epic Sauce® Collectors Edition So I Can Get The Plastic Clap Trap Figurine To Put Next To My Marvel Cinematic Universe Funko Pop Collection!!!"

*Borderlands 3 Becomes Epic Exclusive*

Reddit Buddies:
"I Am Going To Mail A Bomb To The United States Congressional Building"

posted about 5 years ago
#12 The Crocket in TF2 General Discussion

I'm no expert in satire, but I think when it comes to news satire a la The Onion, the best way to go about it is to go for an "uncanny valley" level of believe-ability in your writing. By that I mean, it's just serious enough in tone and presentation to be believed, but there's something that's just off about it. One thing that helps IMO, is to keep it professional and don't say dumb shit in the article unless you're quoting someone. (That's not to say all of The Onion articles aren't like obviously a joke, but IMO some of the better ones are at least somewhat believable.) There's some stuff in the article you wrote that just hit me as "very obviously a joke" and IMO that hurts it a bit. You're not going for "Euro Shitpost" levels of irony, where it's laid on so thick you feel like there's Vaseline smeared on your screen, but just a tinge of it.

That's even doable when it comes to stuff like what you've written, but I think you can come at it from a different angle, like:

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"Center for Disease Control Issues Quarantines For Mass AIDS Outbreak Following Late Night PUGs"

"Several prominent Team Fortress 2 competitive figures have come down with serious illnesses following a streak of late-night matches on the PugChamp service.

'I sweat to Christ, if they don't ban the Loch-N-Load for pugs, I'm going to personally drive up to b4nny's dumpster and give him the gnarliest wedgie that retard has ever seen.' - B3arodactyl, who was among those infected.

After issuing the quarantines, which encompassed the homes of the affected players as well as the data centers that hosted the PUG service, the director of the CDC issued the following statement:
'I was watching someone stream pugs on the night of Monday, September 2nd, and the second I saw someone try to market-garden a heavy on mid, I knew we were going to have an epidemic on our hands if I didn't do something to stop it.'

The PUG service is said to be up and running again by the evening on Tuesday, September 3rd, and the administrators warn that anyone who perpetrates another outbreak will be c-restricted and banned until they can provide a doctor's note stating that they went and received a full checkup and a shot of penicillin.

'This would've never happened if we just used Faceit.' - b4nny, via a note tied to a rock that was thrown into my car windshield off of an overpass."

IDK if anyone would consider that better, but IMO it reads more like an article with some dumb shit in it instead of just a full-fledged shitpost.

posted about 5 years ago
#8 late to mid LF SUBS in Recruitment (looking for players)

Taiga Please Fuck My Wife!!!

posted about 5 years ago
#23 pizza_fart lft in Recruitment (looking for team)

https://youtu.be/UPw-3e_pzqU

posted about 5 years ago
#4114 THE GREAT TF.TV CHALLENGE in Off Topic
PootisJrSomeone took a bunch of cool pictures of my band at the last show we played.

https://i.imgur.com/o0gXv8b.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/cjDHXw6.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/YleXc50.jpg

Make sure you use the direct image link when you embed it.

posted about 5 years ago
#370 favorite b4nny tweet? in Off Topic
SpaceGhostsCoffeehttps://twitter.com/4G_b4nny/status/1142610816606171136

https://i.imgur.com/jssLGF0.jpg

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Old But I Just Saw It Now
posted about 5 years ago
#141 no no word list in TF2 General Discussion

AS MGE Elo v.s. logs.tf naughty word count when?

posted about 5 years ago
#12 taiga lft in Recruitment (looking for team)

ugly, +rep

posted about 5 years ago
#48 rgb 4 shoutouts thread in LAN Discussion
bwelpChaseDuck-To those 2 guys on the green team who were crazy hypedthey were screaming at my ear

If it was the people in like the ninja turtle onsies, I'm almost 100% sure they were there last RGB and did the same shit.

posted about 5 years ago
#43 rgb 4 shoutouts thread in LAN Discussion

s/o to all my gutter bazooka homies past and present, you know what it do...
s/o to pizza_fart for transporting me in his post-apocalyptic-ass toyota camry in chiraq
s/o to cukei for yelling at me for never doing 200 dpm
s/o to me for never doing 200dpm lmao
s/o to andrew for healing all of our dumb asses
s/o to fygg for dropping dick off in our games
s/o to aquila for picking up the slack + i'm sorry we never got to do DDR... next time, brother...

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Aquila Jenkins: your Logic cosplay was greatdie

s/o to the waitress @ cheeburger for having to talk 2 murkscribe
s/o to murkscribe:

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s/o to zanda + hedge for hanging out @ the airport
s/o to the people wrestling during our matches
s/o to the guy with the hentai shirt @ target
s/o to murkscribe again

GUTTER_BAZOOKA_NEVER_DIES

had fun fellas, c u next time :-)

posted about 5 years ago
#7003 Frag Clips Thread in Videos

https://youtu.be/O7L6rZVm1fk

posted about 5 years ago
#45 ElectraHeart LFT in Recruitment (looking for team)

Bump- looking for opportunities in THE BILLDOZER SIXES LEAGUE and would like to play in THE BILLDOZER PREMIERSHIP SUPER WIZARDS division.

posted about 5 years ago
#641 ESEA Open S31 Happenings/Discussion in TF2 General Discussion

https://i.imgur.com/yDhBErR.jpg

posted about 5 years ago
#2 Scream LFT in Recruitment (looking for team)

ugly

posted about 5 years ago
#3 Windows 10 Optimizations? in Off Topic
hooliyou have to run any games in fullscreen mode (not windowed fullscreen) lest you will get input lag

I do run my games in fullscreen, yes.

posted about 5 years ago
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