This girl and I had been chit chatting via text for a couple of days and she seemed alright. Soon enough she came over, we had a few drinks, a couple of laughs, and as is the nature of online dating, we had sex. During the sexcapade, she scratched my chest so deep I started bleeding, and then bit my lip so hard blood was running down my chin. Since I was in somewhat of a debaucherous state, I was thinking yeah this girl is just wild and definitely not insane.
After we were all done, we decided to go play putt putt. Things we were fun, we bonded over how bad we both were, we were having a swell time. Then she proceeded to ask me what exactly I was looking for with online dating. There's no answer for that given it's the first time I met this girl in person so I say "I'm just going with the flow and seeing what happens". She lost her marbles and started screaming "I'm so tired of this shit", picked up the golfball and tried to throw it at me but missed by so much it went behind her and then threw her golf club into the bushes. At this point I'm laughing hysterically cause like what the fck. After a minute or 2, her temper tantrum comes to an absolute halt and she comes running up and hugs me. She then stares me dead in the eyes and says shes really into me, wants to be exclusive, and "oh yeah, I have borderline personality disorder". I let her down as gently as possible because I was trying to avoid being murdered, but yeah got us 2 separate ubers and successfully escaped.
It's been a month and she's still texting me...