seeing as how i was ass on medic last season and dingo would rather swallow razorblades, if ur one of those up-and-comer types whos hyperdedicated to being the best medic of all time who can take being fucked with (a lot) but is still calm and collected enough to deal with how fucking bad we are at this game shoot me an add

please have open playoff/im xp at least

unlike me, this is not a joke

ss is pocketing for the twitch and maybe cevo tourneys, past that who knows
joe and bape scout
dingo plays demo
im roaming
i think most people who have rang for or played with us would agree that were pretty fun to play with but im biased

we went 5-11 last season which is better and worse than we thought we'd do

u will get a ton of feedback and personalized demo review time practice whatever

i forgot what i was gonna put in this line but i guess ill just put our recent scrim results which have been pretty all over the place

http://sizzlingstats.com/player/76561198001199164

thanks in advance guys, hopefully this works out for somebody who really wants to make this invite medic dream happen

gl hf

ur literally backpedaling out of this game

what an embarrassing exit

haha i remember that time my team went 16-0 and i talked shit the entire time then i started giving people like mangachu advice and quit the game once we lost out in playoffs

u were way cooler when u just flamed everybody but im sure that after two nights of choking uve convinced urself that ur life will be better without videogames because u cared too much about being invite in cartoon shooter game

maybe ur right

whatever this bracket owns

http://i.imgur.com/axbvE5x.png

ok well lets go back to talking about unnfff, rangod and co destroying the 7 ping 300 hp legend in one of the only decent IM matches thats happened in a long time

also rip my bracket i hope none of u put money on my picks oh man

i mean it took u like 6 years to figure out how to kill a bot controlled gun that has a programmed aim delay with a sword but im sure this "aim" thing u keep talking about has something to do with it

maybe ur story is a slow build

real talk i bet u cant aim for SHIT and u probably use ur mic all the time and call every scout that twoshots u a "tryhard"

ok well now this has ventured into the scary territory of "tf2 means so much to this person that if i were to take it away from him or point out why hes wrong he might kill himself" so im gonna back off and let u guys handle this

i think

well bape didnt that rendezvous was pronounced "ron days voo" and it was an adventure explaining to him what french was

p[rolly cuz then thered be nobody for me to feel superior to

its a balance

i would pay money to have somebody design an app where the second somebody types "amirite?" regardles of being sarcastic or not they are deleted from my version of the internet forever

i just wanna clarify to say i dont think theres anything wrong with playing tf2 for 9000 hours for fun or as casual player but when ur using it as a basis of skill when ur literally just a pubber with 0 comp xp its pretty silly

hahaha everybody better than me is in a circlejerk conspiring to make me look bad it is IMPOSSIBLE to think that i am an unskilled, delusional clown with a huge ego

cat face

cannonballs on mid and viaduct

pipes everywhere else

i think if anybody on my team turned out to be a heavy main id be more disappointed in them than if they admitted to cheating but thats just me

tell me where im wrong dflame

tell me u still dont make alts just to sit in our streamchats and talk shit

tell me u dont play me on alts named "clockwork br0" in mge while im fucking in mumble with him and after losing, shit talking me and getting called out on it u change the name to "mason is a gay fag" and "dogfucker"

tell me u and bopper didnt start shit shit talking us to dingo the other day in tf2 mix over literally nothing

tell me every interaction we have doesnt start with u being an asshat to me for no reason

tell me why even after 4 apology threads and adding enigma multiple times to personally apoligize to him u still shit talk both of us every chance u get

u still dont get it, ur nothing to any of us and this is all just retort to ur stupid wannabe callouts that impress some wierd part of the low/mid community that sympathizes with being terrible or something

its great that u can fall back to ur "u dont know my life" line and have ur retarded circlejerk of social cripples support u but it doesnt change the fact that uve initiated literally every stupid interaction ive had with u

but just keep acting like u havent been a complete fuckwad tool to me and every one of my friends for the past 3 years for no reason and im sure in ur incredibly pathetic version of the internet where everybody who is a more capable human being than u is against u that makes sense

also this threads going nowhere without this so deal with it