brb posting pictures of my 42 dollar check on my facebook so that people will know how much of a videogame legend i am

please dont look at the pictures of nobody outside of my family showing up to my birthday parties or my selfies that i have to take alone because im an intolerable fucking human being who nobody can stand talking to

but its ok id give carl 5 bucks a month just so i could think that it would make people like me more]

also dont even think about posting about how ur "helping and supporting the compeitive community"

you pay money to have a blue name

one day ill be as cool as you

dflame u literally pay enigma money to post on a forum and now ur getting shit on in IM without ur 3 invite players carrying u so im not sure how im the dumb one here

black lagoon was horrible kev give me back those 4 fucking hours

i mean honestly maela probably has the best rocket aim in tf2 right now but hes also go like 70 fewer ping than blaze hyphen

i think blazes mic using abilities make up for it though + he doms on lan

i mean hes completely irrelevant to both categories but w/e

well we picked up mackey boys

pretty sure spadez was just a huge faggot to everybody and when everybody told him to fuck off/started ignoring him (hint: this is how u deal with people u dont like on the internet, manlets) he just faked his own suicide for attention

i dont think u can even ponder calling these two situations similar but maybe ull surprise me who knows

its in ecclesiastes i thnik

if u think theres a point in forums without shit talking ur exactly why these threads blow

milter is doing gods work

go to reddit if u think calling retarded oblivious noname players exactly what they are is a bad thing

fog i dont think uve got much iq to spare bud u should probably stop reading these

or maybe ur plan of "im gonna buy dm servers until people like me" has a super complex part 2 that i dont know about

its ok im sure ur really relate-able to the constantly-drooling tier of ugc or something so thats probably good

were all fucking morons anyway ull probably get udmber talking to us

i think we said that no matter who gets asked were just gonna give u guys yung lean lyrics or something so u should just write our post in braille or something idk maybe have a gif of a cat tapdancing

ya i just wanna say boogie its fucking obvious that youre a charismatic, like-able guy guy with a shit ton of talent outside of tf2

i mean ur fine at tf2 as well just saying if ur not getting the joy out of this game u used to im sure ur capable of blowing minds in some other field

low expectations best expectations

WHOA. we were warmed up and ready to go. After some stressful moments getting our 6th player in the game with the anti cheat on etc.. we were off. What a battle. I must say gggly is a madman. This was one of our most successful line ups. Gggly and i USUALLY play scout but, not this time. We dabbled a bit early on but it was obvious this battle was going to be won in close quarters. Our unorthodox lineup was bringing out the raeg in our opponents. Little sny remarks in between us steam rolling them. WHATEVS. we brought the heat. Luckily we’d been playing all day, when it came crunch time we were spot on. The communication was solid, no arguments.. not really many miscues even. First round was kind of close.. IMO the tide swung in our favor with me as heavy. We were working our new strategy of ubering the pyro, heavy comes in second with shotty and everyone else cleans up the mess. Worked great both times we were on offense. You got a pyro burning you up who’s invincible, and the next closest guy has 400 hp (buffed) .. They would just kinda run backwards shooting at the ubered pyro hoping he’d stop. and they learned quick.. GGLY DONT SOTP>.