lmao at some of the recipes
"Creamy Cum Crepes"
"Spunky Candied Pecans"
"Irish Coffee with Extra Cream"
"Man Made Oysters"

youtube comments are just idiots trying to be more idiotic than eachother its like a breeding ground for idiots

I live in Portland no lie

im not 21 yet tho so rip
also just to clarify the feds can come thru anytime and van anyone who has weed if they want, they just wont
at least that's what people have told me

not really conversation but an awkward situation kinda like capnfapn's so ill share
so one time i was at this party and was sober and shit so I was just wandering around aimlessly when some incredibly short girl starts grinding on me. im like 6'2 or so and this girls ass barely came above my kneecap and she had heels on. I had to legitimately crouch down in order to get any dick to ass action and i probably looked like a power lifter or something because i had to spread my feet far apart in order to crouch properly. after we danced for a little bit, the girl said she had to piss and was gone for like 10 minutes, leaving me standing around like the awkward uptight shitnerd that i was. Oh I forgot to mention the only drinks at the party were lean and i didnt want to fuck with coedine(and there was no weed) so I remained sober throughout the night. When the girl came back, I was spinning in circles surveying the party like an eagle searching for prey. She started talking to me and being sober my social skills were severely diminished from what they usually are at when im at parties. She saw how uptight i was and assumed that i somehow was intimidated of her so this girl who barely came up to my nipples started questioning me on whether I was scared of her and was practically in tears because she thought I was terrified by her and hated her. So long story short I said no but in 20 minute increments when we were dancing she stopped and asked if i was ok. I kinda bailed at the party and didnt fuck her but got her number and hung out with her and her cousin a couple of days later. We were sitting on a couch and out of the blew she asked her cousin to leave and internally I was like "oh shit, im getting midget pussy" but all the girl said to me was to stop staring at her cousins tits. She never texted me or talked to me again rip

check ur privelage

sticky bomb headshots?????????

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGnJrF3TekU

http://us.versace.com/Barocco-Animalier-Lower-Rise-Briefs/AU10062-AN00018,en_US,pd.html&cgid=221000#!i%3D5%26color%3DA756
broke ass mufuckas

just buy some climbing chalk and be a hardcore gamer

PEOPLE CHEAT ON ALTS OH MY GOD I NEVER WOULD HAVE GUESSED THAT WAS HAPPENING

I had a dream not too long ago that chief keef was my substitute english teacher and talked really sophisticated and shit and all the rest of my teachers talked like chief keef.

I've also had dreams that playing comp esports has brought me money, fame, and exotic women.

the demoman should get a weapon that shoots exploding pumpkins

put the link back up pussy

I drew balls in a history textbook so a nuclear missile looked like a dick and got iss. I also got in trouble for taking shits in the bathroom reserved for special ed kids at my school but i even flushed and was clean I just didnt want people to walk in on me taking a shit damn. I also had to see a psychologist when I was in elementary school because I was rubbing my dick in class and my teacher caught me but it was just itchy I didnt even know what jacking off was at the time.

ok lol