Using dpm etc would be nice rather than just raw damage and heal stats.

- get placed on appropriate servers
- no ctf
- class limits
- decent in game voice codec
- ability to turn off ragdolls, gibs etc (just reduce framerates for everyone for no reason)
- fix viaduct, there are some really broken sniper spots

just the usual shit really

350 ping, went scout, got rolled by two heavies + a med on granary, got no kills

after that I played with friends and didn't drop a game, although there were still lots of times we got placed in tokyo servers and everyone had 100-500 ping...

viaduct is really broken for sniping though, my teammate just stood on that high iron sheet near cliff and was unkillable, literally didn't die all game and got like 25 kills

awful

Can't really be "official" surely, unless it's made by the same people as csgolounge I guess? We already have saloon anyway...

it's a pug, whether they're contracted or not doesn't really matter?

inb4 ESEA matches cancelled again

current hotfix is to turn all graphical settings to minimum

cp_dustbowl

this is the correct answer

*disclaimer: not american, don't yell at me*

I'm just surprised how idiotic every republican candidate ever really is, they don't even pretend to be slightly reasonable... on the positive side they provide plenty of comedy gold, particularly this time with donald trump and the braindead neurosurgeon in the running

"mge_training_v8_beta4b" "viewed" "582"
"cp_process_final" "viewed" "421"
"pl_badwater" "viewed" "371"
"pl_upward" "viewed" "343"
"cp_badlands" "viewed" "174"
"cp_snakewater_final1" "viewed" "171"
"cp_gullywash_final1" "viewed" "163"

Just counting the last year since I changed computers.

can confirm

Edit: these are just minor grammatical things so I don't think I'll be biasing any later reviews by posting the corrections publicly here. Also, you should totally listen to me because I'm Australian, not for any other reason...

I'm assuming this is english as a second language.. damn, man, I really envy euros sometimes. Some minor grammatical and flow errors:
1.

I would use 'however' rather than 'although', as 'although' sounds like you should be continuing the previous sentence. The alternative is this, but it makes for a rather long sentence which I wouldn't recommend:

2.

I get what you're trying to say, but it's not worded correctly. I would change it to:

3.

should be

4.

should be

(and I would change 'self-confident' to a different positive epithet, you used it two sentences earlier and it doesn't really fit here)
5.

should probably more accurately be

6.

aspirations isn't quite used in the right way here; you can't 'earn' someone else's aspirations like you can respect. The first alternative that comes to mind is

but there are a lot of ways you could rewrite this. (perhaps

)
7.

you forgot the definite article again, I've noticed a lot of non-native speakers do this heaps, it must be different in other languages:

8.

doesn't quite sound right, I'm not sure if it's technically correct but I don't think so. Some alternatives:

,

,

9.

should be 'matters' not 'matter'

sorry if this doesn't read that clearly, it's 4am, but hopefully some of these help. Your essay is pretty decent otherwise, although you do look like you've tried a little too hard to find 'hard' words -- which is probably not an issue in a competition like this, though; as long as you can use them correctly then you only stand to gain.

Not quite possible but you're kinda close, if data packets could be sent at the speed of light around the circumference of the earth then the highest ping possible (if the server and client were on the opposite sides of the world) would be around 70 ms.

But by then we'll probably be so spoilt that we'll pronounce demoman unplayable above 20 ping in any case.

sounded like the shortstop to me too

good video though, really clean