Wait, klanana, aren't you a girl?

So as you all know I went to San Diego for water polo this weekend. That was fun and all, our score was 3-2 in the tournament. This afternoon (we flew back this evening) we went to the beach today and I brought flaming trunks like this:

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These were my brothers' trunks though so they were a little too big. Anyway as we went to the beach there were some great-looking women lounging around getting a tan. My team and I went to the waves and tried body surfing which was fun except since my trunks were too big they slipped off of me and got lost in the ocean. None of my water polo teammates had spare trunks or speedos so I had to sprint back to the van, fully naked, and got laughed at all the way. I will never hear the end of this.

I will resume relaying my experiences on Monday, as I am going to San Diego.

Also, would people be more interested in me acting in character or wearing a suit to LAN for the $500 reward?

I'm also really disappointed that after the incident I went back to doing homework. At the time I thought nothing wrong with it, but now that I think about it, it would have been great to keep talking to her. I need to improve on thinking on my feet like that.

Heh, got that covered

Today in calc class I was doing my homework early because the teacher was done with his lesson, and suddenly the girl I like (she sits behind me) poked me on the soft parts on both sides, between the rib cage and the hips. I turned around and she laughed and said something like "haha scared you Jack!". After that I said "no you didn't scare me it felt good" and she kind of just laughed it off. Now what I want clarification on is am I allowed to do that to her now? Like what I was thinking was that one day I'd go up to her from behind and poke her in the same places to finally get the kino escalation aspect going between us. I'm confused as to whether her poking of me is a sign that she might be interested in me, or on the other hand if it was nothing significant and if she might think I'm creepy if I return the favor.

My heh twitter: https://twitter.com/stultbro

My normalcool twitter: https://twitter.com/jzzzzzzzzzzzzz

This girl that goes to the same school and I were sitting in the library today, meeting by coincidence, doing a bunch of worksheets. We didn't really know each other, but occasionally talked, and by the way she would look at me I was almost sure that she liked me. She didn't sit at the desk where I was originally but she eventually moved to it. So we were facing each other and working on the same desk, and talking to each other at the same time. I dropped my mechanical pencil and it landed on the ground by her foot. She just looked at it and kept working.

Me: Uh [girl] are you gonna pick that up or what

She looks at me with one of those flirty looks on her face, you know those looks.

Her: Only if you tell me how much you love me

I get the hint that she is initiating a flirt session, so I smile and play along. Thinking quickly, I turn my worksheet over to the blank side and write Thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis Much on it. Basically it filled up the sheet of paper, lengthwise.

Her: That's not good enough ~_^
Me: Oh really? Well then I love you this much.

And I extended out my arms as far as I could on both directions.

Her: That's still not good enough Jack ;)
Me: I don't get it, what do you want me to say?
Her: Here, I'll give you an idea. I love you so much that if I had to choose between giving up Twinkies forever [she is known for absolutely LOVING Twinkies] or never seeing you again, I'd give up the Twinkies.
Me: Oh, if you put it that way...

And then something triggered in me and I remembered all those fucking topics I made on this forum nad natf2. So I decided to say something I thought was really clever.

Me: Well I love you so much that if I had to choose to give up invite tf2 and looking at defy's posts filled with porn to have sex with you, I would.

Then what I said fucking hit me when she looked at me with a mixture of the most disgusted and shocked faces I've ever seen.

Her: What the FUCK is wrong with you, you pervert?

And then she went back to her original table and sat down, bringing everything with her. This site had influenced me so much that I guess I thought that was okay to say to a girl, without even considering that just because I get sound advice from people like kuza doesn't mean I'm hot shit with girls yet.

What's worse is that my pencil got knocked over to where she was to her new desk, by her foot, and it was the only one I had brought. So I got up, walked a few steps to where it was, and bent over to pick it up. She saw me and fucking stomped on my fingers because she thought I was trying to apologize or make an advance on her or something. She said something like "fuck you asshole, don't ever come near me."

Fucking shit, I'm going to have to either stop coming here so much or somehow learn to judge what's appropriate to say and what's not.

Hello all,

You may know me as Jack Zhu. Others know me as nick710. But I think everyone knows me as stultus, the protagonist of a classic story of underdog-gone-invite. I have painstakingly climbed the latter of ESEA from open, then to IM, then finally to invite, to achieve my dream goal of meeting renowned players "harbleu" and "YZ50," my idols. And my team has succeeded in netting a LAN spot so we can sangreen it up.

But one problem: We're dirt poor. I have toiled in school, putting in countless hours to tutor young kids about the lessons of love,so I have been unable to net a job. Triunderscore is currently learning how to feel emotions, kermit has been asking his mom for permission to go to LAN, sonmychest has disappeared off into the night, Tagg is playing some fucking random ass rabbit game on stream, and omar is omar.

Community, we turn to you to help us get to LAN.

But this is not some ordinary fundraiser; I am the one hosting it.

For every $50 dollars that is donated: 1 "signature stultus" story told
Benchmarks:
$100: I release my normalcool twitter to the public
$250: Bring a video camera and chronicle my adventures of attempting to "catch" a "fish" in a new "ocean" of "fishes"
$500: Act in character for LAN

Also, starting Nov 1 I will be streaming my adventures in Team Fortress 2 and League of Legends to help this fundraiser out

http://chessclub.chipin.com/help-chess-club-get-to-esea-lan

It's a technique that developed from an idea I got after watching a lot of porn. Basically when I see a girl I imagine her contemplating the best way to suck my dick. Trust me, that helps a lot. It might sound stupid but it works for me.

That's the problem. I am very confident and can even temporarily boost my confidence when I need to. But the problem is that I don't have a real reason to exchange numbers. The best one I can think of is more trig help but I think that's overpushing it.

Fox, I edited it in.

The girl I like broke up with her boyfriend last weekend and I've been trying all week to get her to give me her phone number. I've hinted that my internet is down so we can't talk on Skype, and also once after I explained something to her in calc I said that it's easier to explain something orally than it is to type it. She didn't respond either time how I wanted her to, which was by saying something like "oh ok well here's my number".

So I've been thinking about giving her my phone number first, but I have some questions. First, is there any disadvantage to giving a girl my phone number rather than her offering me hers first? And second, what excuse could I give her for giving her my number?

I can't find her on my friends list anymore. Is this a glitch or something? My facebook has been acting weird on me since forever because the girls on my friends list seem to mysteriously disappear.

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