I saw a beautiful woman

#1

capnnofapn

-50 Frags – +

You see a beautiful woman. The hottest woman you have ever seen. She has an incredibly nice butt. The type of butt they write songs about. She walks by you, her ass slides on your hand. You say sorry but she just keeps on walking, completely ignoring what you did. You feel like you are invisible to this goddess of a woman. She walks into the bathroom. She starts doing her makeup then her butthole goes loose, watery poop gushes out, ruining her tight spandex shorts. She then takes off her shorts. She lays down, letting her body excrete all of the waste it can. There she laid, crying while pooping on the bathroom floor.

#2

reselect

32 Frags – +

I miss the 2011 tf2 community

#3

Superfuzz

2 Frags – +

╔═════════════ ೋღ☃ღೋ ════════════╗
~~~~~~~~~~I just want you to know~~~~~~~~~~
~~that I'm a beautiful strong black woman~~
~~~~~~~~~~~who don’t need no man~~~~~~~~~~~
╚═════════════ ೋღ☃ღೋ ════════════╝

#4

capnnofapn

-10 Frags – +

if b4nny was in it would my story be better?

#5

capnnofapn

-6 Frags – +

saltysally

#6

waefwaef

18 Frags – +

if your name were stultus your story would be better.

#7

capnnofapn

-5 Frags – +

i will continue this story sentence by sentence with a new thread for each.

#8

defy

10 Frags – +

you're trying too hard bro

#9

capnnofapn

-18 Frags – +

dfyyou're trying too hard bro

your*

[quote=dfy]you're trying too hard bro[/quote]

your*

#10

waefwaef

5 Frags – +

capnfapndfyyou're trying too hard bro
your*

you're*

[quote=capnfapn][quote=dfy]you're trying too hard bro[/quote]

your*[/quote]

you're*

#11

zephyr

3 Frags – +

what is this

#12

Tery_

2 Frags – +

capnfapndfyyou're trying too hard bro
your*

*Facepalm*

[quote=capnfapn][quote=dfy]you're trying too hard bro[/quote]

your*[/quote]

*Facepalm*

#13

VoodooChow

8 Frags – +

i thought it was a stultus post before i clicked on it.

#14

lyna

-3 Frags – +

I was trying to think of a response to this thread, but I couldn't.

#15

kirby

-3 Frags – +

bscI miss the 2011 tf2 community

I'm gonna go ahead and say that people were better in 2010.

[quote=bsc]I miss the 2011 tf2 community[/quote]

I'm gonna go ahead and say that people were better in 2010.

#16

VickM

-1 Frags – +

This is a horrible idea man.

#17

Jeeka

-7 Frags – +

hipster tf2 community scum

#18

hooky

3 Frags – +

capnfapn stop trying to be some awkward combination of saltysally and stultus

#19

capnnofapn

-10 Frags – +

>make thread
>not in invite so i get -frags
>buyased community rofl

#20

NewbieMcNewbface

9 Frags – +

You were minus fragged because your story was retarded.

#21

capnnofapn

-5 Frags – +

*retarted

#22

hooky

0 Frags – +

payloaf

#23

mastodon

7 Frags – +

was it your mom

#24

alfunkso

-1 Frags – +

I really wanted to laugh, but I couldn't ):
keep trying tho, it was something new, not saltysally nor stultus flavored

#25

EsDeeKay

-4 Frags – +

only stultus can post stuff like this..

#26

Rick

11 Frags – +

u should be ashamed that I wasted precious battery life clicking on this disgrace of a thread

#27

thorn_

2 Frags – +

Rick you ok bro? Sandy should sleep with one eye open if she knows what's good for her.

#28

Tery_

1 Frags – +

>buyased

#29

e

1 Frags – +

Just stick to making songs

#30

Rick

7 Frags – +

yea I'm fine and ur damn right bro I'm gonna smack this bitch up, especially since i found out she blew all my friends and her families, what a whore