I assume when there's someone offering to get you out of the box, they'll be smart enough to get the box open without you needing to say anything.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0ssWoO_MZM

is the flask empty

go back from where you came

if someone offers to help you get out of box, just nod; riddle doesn't mention body language

You shake the flask and it seems to have liquid in it

Eat the grue first.

You can not locate the grue

it probably helps to specify what the box is made out of like #8 said.

if it's made out of blueberries it's not so bad

You could start by running to the Room of the Three Gargoyles. Push the right tongue, and a door might lead you down a staircase into the Wall Climb. Here you must choose your next path. You could race up the Observatory, spin the sundial, and pass into the Room of the Golden Idols. Once there, push down on their bases to release the doors. That may take you below or lead you into the Shrine of the Silver Monkey. Assemble the statue there, and you may be headed for the Torch Room. If the elevator is up, you could jump in the elevator and descend into the Mine Shaft. Next, you could climb up the ladder or plow through the stone wall. Find the key, and it may unlock the Tombs of the Ancient Kings, allowing you to enter the Swamp. If you escape, you might have a chance to sit upon the Throne of the Pretender. If the correct door is unlocked, you could crawl through the Pit of Despair and, finally, make your way through the Cave of Sighs and back to the Temple Gates. The choices are yours and yours alone. Good luck.

How would the person on the outside know the guy is nodding? Also, according to this riddle, the person in the box can't move whatsoever.

Don't be a mime and come to reality.

A man and a woman were driving in their car when it broke down. The man decided to go for help at a gas station a few miles back. He made sure nobody was in the car, rolled all the windows up, and locked all of the sedan's doors. He went off, but when he came back, his wife was dead, and there was a stranger in the car. No physical damage was done to the car, so how did the stranger get in?

drink whatever is in the flask
if it kills me then the grue will eat my flesh and probably die too
fuck the grue

either he was in the car already or the wife let him in

"A man and a woman were driving in their car"

"his wife was dead"

Nowhere does it say that the man and woman in the car were married. So either the woman is the stranger that the riddle mentions (which doesn't really make sense because he made sure nobody was in the car, you'd think that might include the woman herself), or the idiot left his sunroof open.

/rename Official Riddle Thread

maybe his wife was at home and died for a different reason

Or she had been long dead. It didn't say she died while he was out at the gas station.

Or maybe, since we're on a morbid tack, the woman in the car looked like his wife but was actually a creepy midget wearing her skin as a suit, and he had been for days without him noticing.

Woman died in childbirth. since he had never met the baby it is technically a stranger.

You can not open the flask

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avYnhH95u_0

to get out of the box just wake up

how can someone hold their breath underwater for over an hour?

by being dead

fly out of the box

Fill a balloon or container or something with air from your lungs and submerge it?

I like the thinking outside the box answer

Hotbox inside the box

1)You look in the mirror you see what you saw.
2)You use the saw to cut the table in half.
3)Two halves make a "hole" and you jump through.

The most obscure and non-sense riddle ever but yeah....