We went to the fair but I didn't feel anything so everyone else ate a shitload and a couple threw up on the rides

Someone at a party passed me a pipe, I got really bad cottonmouth, and I thought I was going to die

Me and my friend played the Dead Space 3 demo right after, not even being high out of my mind could make me think that it was good

Was up north at my family cottage, and my older cousin was smoking a joint on the chairlift. Told me to stop being a "fucking bitch" and hit it. Took me 15 minutes to get down a run that usually took <1. Spent the rest of my winter break high off my ass skiing all day. More recently I was hanging out with this girl and it was her first time smoking, its made her like 100x more touchy and sexual than she normally is, guys always try to get her high now, which is kind of shame but funny at the same time.

a friend of mine asked me if i wanted to get "zoingered" so i was like "sure what the hell," so he brought me and like 6 other people out into the snowy forest where none of us had enough clothes to be comfortable. we picked up 2 other people on the way there somehow, and we then proceeded to smoke a pipe and someone rolled a blunt. colors were really weird and started popping and my throat was really dry so i just ate the snow. one of us vomited and another was like "man i gotta fucking run dude i can't stand here" and another was freaking out and saying "who's going to take us to mcdonald's dude???" in a really panic'd tone

it was an ok experience

my cousin was high and fell off his balcony and fell like 15 feet onto solid stone at the bottom of it

I personally can not admit to committing any felonies, but I know a guy whos first time with smoking weed was on a mountain. He hiked about five minutes to this rock face with a bunch of his buddies, that overlooks the French Broad River. I was told that his experience was extraordinary, as every color in the forest and the river became vivid shades of greens and blues. From that day forward his appreciation for wonders of nature doubled twice fold. He then hiked about two miles down to the railroad tracks, and spent the entire day smoking and watching the cole trains from virginia rumble by. Whats even more hilariously reckless is the fact that apparently he did all this in gunshot distance of the sheriff's department, laughing about the fact the entire time. I always thought that was a pretty cool story.

Ok I’m a new smoker. I started blazin around July. I’ve since smoked about 500 thousand blunts since then. So a friend of mine who woke up got some weed called Purple Haze. The stuff sounded dangerous and I swore on everything that I was going to die. So, indeed, the stuff was high powered alien stuff u know. Unlike any of the other stuff I’ve smoked before like Gas and Meth and all that. My mom is beyond crazy, so if she knew I smoked. I’d probably be dead. I was running home when we smoked. Like I was on the way to my house, where I was uninformed that my mom was home. I carried perfume to case the smell, it seemed okay at first until I got to my front door and it seemed like the smell came back, but stronger. I got in the house and ran straight up stairs with my boxes of McDonalds in my hand. I started freaking out. I stripped my clothes and got in the toilet, got out and still smelled it. I knew that was going to be the dying of me. If my mom smelled it in my my. I’m talking about, it seemed like that smell was NEVER going away. It filled my room. So I sprayed perfume, pesticide and all of that to get rid of the smell. It would work a little and then it would come back. What I ended up doing was smearing baby lotion all over the walls in my room. I put it in my hair, on my clothes and everywhere. You know whats funny? I didn’t know that when you’re high, you’re the only person who can smell it. If its not that strong. So I smeared more baby lotion again.

^cringe

#9 remember not to pass to that guy at LAN bois

I found out ex was at the same college as I was and decided to drop by and say hi. A bit later he asked if we had ever smoked before and I said no, but I said I was interested. We drove to a random subdivision, hotboxed, and smoked like 3 bowls iirc then drove back with me freaking out the entire time. After we got back to his place we walked to my dorm room and watched it's always sunny on a laptop and then he walked back home. A+ experience

I ripped the bong way too hard multiple times and I thought I was going to have a heart attack. Someone bought me and Arizona iced tea... I would not recommend ripping a bong your first time smoking.

i accidentally chugged a bottle of piss to stop the burning in my throat

first time i was drunk af and got super twisted and it sucked

next time i was sober and it was amazing

I first got high at a lan party in high school. I ended up getting a little stoned and playing Diablo 2 and S4 League all night. It was decent.

first time i smoked weed was 2 years ago with some friends in a forest. we were 4 guys passing a blunt around ( 2g of weed ). everything was really chill except this one guy was constantly saying that the police were driving by and it got all of us paranoid. we got that 2 euro airfreshner and sprayed it all over us and the forest. went home, took eyedrops and went to bed cuz i was paranoid asf.
ever since that day havent smoked anything with the dude that was screaming cops all the time

right now haha im so baked fark

drackk threw up in amsterdam after eating loads of stroopwafels

and multi flavoured jellybeans

Can confirm, I was there. I laughed, mostly because he wouldn't stop rubbing his legs saying his jeans felt really good.

Stroopwafels are god tier

http://i.imgur.com/YdBAcNt.jpg

lol actually talking about drugs like this feels like a very subtle look how badass i am and feels cringey

a few of these hurt to read

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AYhpOS5aQp4
epic weed

Mine actually happened the last weekend! The big first time.
So we had a class trip up to the mountains, we got there and a great friend of mine randomly goes like "Gerry, I have some weed, and (random name btw) Jenna (an actually 10/10 girl) has some too, and we decided to get high, do you want to try out?" and I was like "Stupid question, did you roll it?" but we had to wait till the dark. We actually did roll it, after hiding for like 1 hour because everyone was coming after us, and the guy with the weed, let's call him Fred, Jenna, an another hot girl, and another guy, Paul and I smoked it. Afterwards, we got to my room, swithched the lights off, and put on my favorite album, xxyyxx by xxyyxx , and everyone was lying on the floor, and I had a cute girl who was chilling on my chest.

TL;DR calm, chill and great!

I smoked out of an apple with a friend like six separate times in the course of a day. We then went to McDonalds and rekt our bowels

I also smoked an apple with friends, then ate it. I didn't get high but I got really paranoid and ended up lost in the woods.

My friend bragged constantly about how much he smoked so I finally agreed to try it with him. It was really boring and all it did was force me to buy too much chinese food