Griff writes shitty raps

#1

griff

0 Frags – +

yo post in this thread, and if i know you, i'll write a rap/song about you

Rule #1 if you get one you gotta sing/rap it and upload it

i don't care how bad it sounds you gotta do it

yo post in this thread, and if i know you, i'll write a rap/song about you

Rule #1 if you get one you gotta sing/rap it and upload it

i don't care how bad it sounds you gotta do it

#2

griff

16 Frags – +

example of work:

yo names candlestick
not a giant prick
gotta candle sized dick i don't want you to lick

Play till 6am and breathe through my mouth
invite a girl over make her sleep upon the couch

cause i'm the kind of guy whos honest, true and fair,
don't want no fun, no drugs, no sexy times cause i'm a fricking square

cuz all i want to do is pray, be humble all day
listen to jesus rock and bash upons the gays

just kidding i'm none of the above, you thought i was some kinda of fucking dove
to be loved and cared for when i should be snubbed.

https://clips.twitch.tv/SpotlessLuckyGnatFUNgineer

example of work:

yo names candlestick
not a giant prick
gotta candle sized dick i don't want you to lick

Play till 6am and breathe through my mouth
invite a girl over make her sleep upon the couch

cause i'm the kind of guy whos honest, true and fair,
don't want no fun, no drugs, no sexy times cause i'm a fricking square

cuz all i want to do is pray, be humble all day
listen to jesus rock and bash upons the gays

just kidding i'm none of the above, you thought i was some kinda of fucking dove
to be loved and cared for when i should be snubbed.

https://clips.twitch.tv/SpotlessLuckyGnatFUNgineer

#3

vecc

-5 Frags – +

:3c...

#4

Alexandros

1 Frags – +

sounds sick griff

#5

griff

13 Frags – +

Alexandrossounds sick griff

hi i'm a real nice guy, just kidding i'm a roamer gotta fly
i'll bomb through your flank, and then i'll kill a team when i'm done

never got low d.p.m, i'm chilling inside my tricked out den
i really don't care how i play, instead i go for airshots i'll find someway
or just shoot the ground cause i can do that too, i'm a real smart guy sharp as a kazoo

don't talk to me scrub, i'm a class above
i know that i'm french we don't need to bring that up
stop giving me shit, i'm kinda aware
just call me direct king, or at least the heir

[quote=Alexandros]sounds sick griff[/quote]

hi i'm a real nice guy, just kidding i'm a roamer gotta fly
i'll bomb through your flank, and then i'll kill a team when i'm done

never got low d.p.m, i'm chilling inside my tricked out den
i really don't care how i play, instead i go for airshots i'll find someway
or just shoot the ground cause i can do that too, i'm a real smart guy sharp as a kazoo

don't talk to me scrub, i'm a class above
i know that i'm french we don't need to bring that up
stop giving me shit, i'm kinda aware
just call me direct king, or at least the heir

#6

Getawhale

37 Frags – +

how about me i'm bald and stupid good luck

#7

telephone_fan

2 Frags – +

i dont think you know me but ill try my luck

#8

CAP_CREATURE

3 Frags – +

griff :))))))))))))))))

#9

tsar

4 Frags – +

Write one about murkscribe please

#10

aZn

1 Frags – +

gimme what you got griff, im down to rap it

#11

griff

16 Frags – +

Getawhalehow about me i'm bald and stupid good luck

get a whale, how about about no
i'm getting kinda pale, his casts kinda blow
i cast all day, cause i don't know how to play
i'm bald and dumb, at least thats what they say

actually, i'm really kind of cool
i met griff at lan, he's a bit of a tool
i casted some finals, i took lots of pics
little do you know i got a big dick

[quote=Getawhale]how about me i'm bald and stupid good luck[/quote]
get a whale, how about about no
i'm getting kinda pale, his casts kinda blow
i cast all day, cause i don't know how to play
i'm bald and dumb, at least thats what they say

actually, i'm really kind of cool
i met griff at lan, he's a bit of a tool
i casted some finals, i took lots of pics
little do you know i got a big dick

#12

griff

3 Frags – +

Sliceroguegriff :))))))))))))))))

slice rogue, that's my name don't wear it out
i'll surf your rockets until you start to shout
i'm the god of passtime, and this is a ryhme
don't talk bout me, i really dont care
my ego is high like i'm a huge bear

slice rogue, more like sliceblow
i'm a huge meme, you really don't know
at least i don't let, it really get to me
i'm going to invite, just you wait and see

[quote=Slicerogue]griff :))))))))))))))))[/quote]

slice rogue, that's my name don't wear it out
i'll surf your rockets until you start to shout
i'm the god of passtime, and this is a ryhme
don't talk bout me, i really dont care
my ego is high like i'm a huge bear

slice rogue, more like sliceblow
i'm a huge meme, you really don't know
at least i don't let, it really get to me
i'm going to invite, just you wait and see

#13

griff

5 Frags – +

tsarWrite one about murkscribe please

if murkscribe wants one sure

[quote=tsar]Write one about murkscribe please[/quote]
if murkscribe wants one sure

#14

griff

8 Frags – +

aZngimme what you got griff, im down to rap it

asian, you mean, a.z.n
medic main, so i'm king of dodging spam
but i'll whoop you on soldier, you know that as well
in ultiduo and dm, i'm really kinda swell

I'm a real nice guy when i want to be
chilling with the squad, play some mge
one day i'll be a god, of something of course
and if if you mess with me, you'll feel no remorse

[quote=aZn]gimme what you got griff, im down to rap it[/quote]

asian, you mean, a.z.n
medic main, so i'm king of dodging spam
but i'll whoop you on soldier, you know that as well
in ultiduo and dm, i'm really kinda swell

I'm a real nice guy when i want to be
chilling with the squad, play some mge
one day i'll be a god, of something of course
and if if you mess with me, you'll feel no remorse

#15

SpaceCadet

3 Frags – +

I never know what I am going to get clicking on a griff thread but these have all been really good. nice job.
I'd like one! but you really must do one for Jaguar

#16

aZn

13 Frags – +

griffaZngimme what you got griff, im down to rap it
asian, you mean, a.z.n
medic main, so i'm king of dodging spam
but i'll whoop you on soldier, you know that as well
in ultiduo and dm, i'm really kinda swell

I'm a real nice guy when i want to be
chilling with the squad, play some mge
one day i'll be a god, of something of course
and if if you mess with me, you'll feel no remorse

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yF7oxdgn-Vs REEEEE

[quote=griff][quote=aZn]gimme what you got griff, im down to rap it[/quote]

asian, you mean, a.z.n
medic main, so i'm king of dodging spam
but i'll whoop you on soldier, you know that as well
in ultiduo and dm, i'm really kinda swell

I'm a real nice guy when i want to be
chilling with the squad, play some mge
one day i'll be a god, of something of course
and if if you mess with me, you'll feel no remorse[/quote]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yF7oxdgn-Vs REEEEE

#17

Bilbert

1 Frags – +

Do you know me well enough to throw some rhymes my way?

#18

griff

5 Frags – +

SpaceCadetI never know what I am going to get clicking on a griff thread but these have all been really good. nice job.
I'd like one! but you really must do one for Jaguar

i'm like 40, or at least i sound
like i'm a middle aged man, who has some kind of downs
but that's okay if you think i'm some kinda goon
i'm coming to your flank, gonna shit on you soon

i'm a real swell guy, whos hip with the lads
don't talk to me son, i'm old enough to be your dad
okay thats enough about my age, i'll dish out rockets with a side of sage
roamer at heart gonna bomb on ur med, every day i'm getting head

what about you?
sincerely spacecadet

[quote=SpaceCadet]I never know what I am going to get clicking on a griff thread but these have all been really good. nice job.
I'd like one! but you really must do one for Jaguar[/quote]

i'm like 40, or at least i sound
like i'm a middle aged man, who has some kind of downs
but that's okay if you think i'm some kinda goon
i'm coming to your flank, gonna shit on you soon

i'm a real swell guy, whos hip with the lads
don't talk to me son, i'm old enough to be your dad
okay thats enough about my age, i'll dish out rockets with a side of sage
roamer at heart gonna bomb on ur med, every day i'm getting head

what about you?
sincerely spacecadet

#19

Rhy

0 Frags – +

do it

#20

GrapeJuiceIII

0 Frags – +

I don’t know what material you have to work with for me but I guess we’ll see

#21

griff

8 Frags – +

shout out to azn for being the only one to actually rap it

#22

CAP_CREATURE

0 Frags – +

griffshout out to azn for being the only one to actually rap it

I’m not home yet ;c

[quote=griff]shout out to azn for being the only one to actually rap it[/quote]

I’m not home yet ;c

#23

catman1900

1 Frags – +

you don't know me so could you instead write a rap about peanut butter?

#24

TailorTF

Stream Highlights

1 Frags – +

Nice to see an up and coming rapper doing well! Hope to see your next album hit platinum.

#25

skateboard_pete

1 Frags – +

me me do me :D

#26

griff

4 Frags – +

catman1900you don't know me so could you instead write a rap about peanut butter?

peaNUT butter, not no butter immitation
i'm my own spread from the american nation,
invented by a slave, at least that's what i'm told,
yummy for all ages, young through old

youd better believe i'm tasty on my own,
but when paired with others, my real taste is shown
honey, jam, and chocolate, just to name a few
and when you put on marshmellow then we are through

you owe me one catman1900

[quote=catman1900]you don't know me so could you instead write a rap about peanut butter?[/quote]

peaNUT butter, not no butter immitation
i'm my own spread from the american nation,
invented by a slave, at least that's what i'm told,
yummy for all ages, young through old

youd better believe i'm tasty on my own,
but when paired with others, my real taste is shown
honey, jam, and chocolate, just to name a few
and when you put on marshmellow then we are through

you owe me one catman1900

#27

griff

3 Frags – +

TailorTFNice to see an up and coming rapper doing well! Hope to see your next album hit platinum.

thanks but i'm just the writer
collecting my royalty checks

[quote=TailorTF]Nice to see an up and coming rapper doing well! Hope to see your next album hit platinum.[/quote]

thanks but i'm just the writer
collecting my royalty checks

#28

Jasbutts

2 Frags – +

Show me what you got

#29

griff

5 Frags – +

skateboard_peteme me do me :D

hi i'm skateboard pete,
when i'm picked for pugs i'll show you my meat
pug.na or wait i meant champ
kind of a meme, but i'll make them skirts damp

picked 1st, now that's not a joke
whip out some shots, i'm not what you thought
picked in this dope ass pug i'm ready to play
born on a board, and there i will stay

[quote=skateboard_pete]me me do me :D[/quote]

hi i'm skateboard pete,
when i'm picked for pugs i'll show you my meat
pug.na or wait i meant champ
kind of a meme, but i'll make them skirts damp

picked 1st, now that's not a joke
whip out some shots, i'm not what you thought
picked in this dope ass pug i'm ready to play
born on a board, and there i will stay

#30

griff

6 Frags – +

JasbuttsShow me what you got

don't know how to play, so i think i'll do art
work for tftv what exactly's my part?
sit in the corner, over at lan
watch the boys tussle, in bed that's my plan

give a few keys, commision my way
just kidding i'm a pro, i'm over those days
butt is the name don't wear it out
to this work, i am devout

[quote=Jasbutts]Show me what you got[/quote]

don't know how to play, so i think i'll do art
work for tftv what exactly's my part?
sit in the corner, over at lan
watch the boys tussle, in bed that's my plan

give a few keys, commision my way
just kidding i'm a pro, i'm over those days
butt is the name don't wear it out
to this work, i am devout