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TF2 update for 7/24/18
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#1
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Via the new HLDS:

ValveGameplay:
- Removed random critical hits and "No random critical hits" statistic on all applicable weapons
- Casual matchmaking is no longer in best-of-three format, and now operates on a 45-minute map timer
- Enabled "Extend Map Time" vote menu option in Casual matchmaking
- Decreased Heavy's base health to 250
- fov_desired now defaults to 90

Items:
- Decreased point-blank damage of all Pyro flamethrowers from 13 to 11
- Slightly decreased strength and range of compression blast
- Dalokohs bar now awards +75 HP upon consumption
- The Diamondback now gains mini-crits instead of critical hits, and 15% damage penalty removed
- The Phlogistinator now deals mini-crits when "MMMPH" is activated instead of critical hits

Bugs:
- Fixed bug that delayed stickybomb detonation while switching weapons
- Fixed players appearing to carry multiple weapons at once
- Fixed players sometimes being invisible when recording a demo

Maps:
Badlands
- Removed intrusive vent at last point spawns
- Improved clipping & hitboxes, closed gaps of spires
- Closed gaps in train car crates and floor of middle control point area

General:
- Updated the localization files

Rumor has it:

- Size is ~230 MB

Via [url=https://list.valvesoftware.com/]the new HLDS[/url]:
[quote=Valve]
Gameplay:
- Removed random critical hits and "No random critical hits" statistic on all applicable weapons
- Casual matchmaking is no longer in best-of-three format, and now operates on a 45-minute map timer
- Enabled "Extend Map Time" vote menu option in Casual matchmaking
- Decreased Heavy's base health to 250
- fov_desired now defaults to 90

Items:
- Decreased point-blank damage of all Pyro flamethrowers from 13 to 11
- Slightly decreased strength and range of compression blast
- Dalokohs bar now awards +75 HP upon consumption
- The Diamondback now gains mini-crits instead of critical hits, and 15% damage penalty removed
- The Phlogistinator now deals mini-crits when "MMMPH" is activated instead of critical hits

Bugs:
- Fixed bug that delayed stickybomb detonation while switching weapons
- Fixed players appearing to carry multiple weapons at once
- Fixed players sometimes being invisible when recording a demo

Maps:
[b]Badlands[/b]
- Removed intrusive vent at last point spawns
- Improved clipping & hitboxes, closed gaps of spires
- Closed gaps in train car crates and floor of middle control point area

General:
- Updated the localization files
[/quote]
Rumor has it:

- Size is ~230 MB
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#2
10 Frags +

Fixed bug that delayed stickybomb detonation while switching weapons
YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES

Edit: holy fucking shit what a update, fixing blands, heavy to 250 and all kind of crazy shit
and i got baited FeelsBadMan, got too excited quickly... this was rude...

[s]Fixed bug that delayed stickybomb detonation while switching weapons
YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES

Edit: holy fucking shit what a update, fixing blands, heavy to 250 and all kind of crazy shit[/s]
and i got baited FeelsBadMan, got too excited quickly... this was rude...
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#3
27 Frags +

holy shit ur gay

holy shit ur gay
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#4
14 Frags +

Advanced shitposting

Advanced shitposting
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#5
13 Frags +

this update cant be real but i wish it was

this update cant be real but i wish it was
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#6
1 Frags +

Lmfao

Lmfao
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#7
3 Frags +

WP

WP
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#8
4 Frags +

LOL

LOL
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#9
22 Frags +

incredible that a shitpost made the best update tf2 has had in the last three years and the tf team still have no idea what they're doing

incredible that a shitpost made the best update tf2 has had in the last three years and the tf team still have no idea what they're doing
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#10
7 Frags +

In a parallel universe...

In a parallel universe...
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#11
1 Frags +

im got baited

im got baited
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