Hug!
"can you please fucking kill him holy shit"
"thank you"
"thank you"
"Playing this class makes me want to kill myself" -me playing medic.
"That fucking scout must be wallhacking, no one checks that spot!"
When the whole team is telling you what to do as the last person alive.
" stop missing your shots" -dead player spectating you
[quote=drogo]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQoOqN32Vw0[/quote]
"......." - Tons of people
"I'm going to hide in the spot - this time it will work" - every roamer
"BUT YOU TOLD ME TO" - Endless
"I'm going pyro if they push" - Marxist
"I'm dead x took 38" - everybody
"x is over there/here/close"
"I'm chasing" - scouts
"that kritz would have been great but I didn't have anything loaded" - Demomens
"I'm going spy - they totally won't expect me to go spy 6 times in a row" - Iarerobot
"They have Uber? We do too? Yeah? OK fuck it I'm jumping" - smooth
"I'm going to hide in the spot - this time it will work" - every roamer
"BUT YOU TOLD ME TO" - Endless
"I'm going pyro if they push" - Marxist
"I'm dead x took 38" - everybody
"x is over there/here/close"
"I'm chasing" - scouts
"that kritz would have been great but I didn't have anything loaded" - Demomens
"I'm going spy - they totally won't expect me to go spy 6 times in a row" - Iarerobot
"They have Uber? We do too? Yeah? OK fuck it I'm jumping" - smooth
2sy_morphiend"The bison is so fucking good"
"Demo took 40 coming to mid, bison is fucking unreal"
"Fucking midair murdered that scout with the bison"
"This fucking gun is so good I swear"
cough cough breloom
"Demo took 40 coming to mid, bison is fucking unreal"
"Fucking midair murdered that scout with the bison"
"This fucking gun is so good I swear"[/quote]
cough cough breloom
mix^ Platinum: ok so what's going on, cause we're just getting raped by this shit team
"fuck this shit"
"Try fighting me without a buff"
"HOW IS HE NOT DEAD?"
"why didn't you push?"
Guilty of the last two sadly.
"Try fighting me without a buff"
"HOW IS HE NOT DEAD?"
"why didn't you push?"
Guilty of the last two sadly.
oh and the glorious
" THEY ARE ALL RAPED WHY IS NO ONE FOLLOWING UP ON MY DAMAGE" -only person alive
" THEY ARE ALL RAPED WHY IS NO ONE FOLLOWING UP ON MY DAMAGE" -only person alive
"He's so fucking lit - wait nevermind" me countless times
Azrael"He's so fucking lit - wait nevermind" me countless times
this, hahahah. always gets me killed
this, hahahah. always gets me killed
When I was medic for a team, I got told this after I died to a trap.
"Dude, you *medic* should check for traps, not the pocket"
"Dude, you *medic* should check for traps, not the pocket"
"guys i bombed them and did a ton of damage, literally all of them were looking at me and wasted all of their ammo. what were you possibly doing that whole time?"
the roamer anthem
the roamer anthem
Fatguy when he's lagging
Fatguy: "I CAN'T FUCKING HIT HIM!!!"
Yeremy: "Kenny, shut up! Focus on the game"
Fatguy: "NO YOU SHUT UP! OH MY GOD I'M LAGGING SO FUCKING HARD WHAT THE HELL!!!"
Couple Seconds Later
Fatguy: Medic took 4.
Fatguy: "I CAN'T FUCKING HIT HIM!!!"
Yeremy: "Kenny, shut up! Focus on the game"
Fatguy: "NO YOU SHUT UP! OH MY GOD I'M LAGGING SO FUCKING HARD WHAT THE HELL!!!"
[b][i]Couple Seconds Later[/i][/b]
Fatguy: Medic took 4.
Some of these don't really follow the thread's topic, but I still wanna share these.
My team's name is "Med Took 3", so there's that.
Stuff I know I've said:
"Ah shit, I'm juggled, I'm gonna die. I'm dead."
"Sticks here" *med dies to sticks* "Ok, we're gonna hold last."
"No sticks" *med dies to sticks* "Oh, I guess he put them over there instead."
"Oh-hoho that guy just got pooped on."
Comms from 'Med Took 3' this season:
"I don't want you here, med," says I. "Don't worry, I can jump this fence like a Mexican" - Klepp (Snakewater, holding 2nd, sawroom side)
*Shooting the soccer ball in pre-match* "Now I see why kids in Africa find this so much fun," says I. "Yeah, cause they use guns for this too" - Griev
"I just killed like 700 fish at work today" - Clown
"There's a soldier about to jump me, guys... guys... guys... I killed him." - Klepp
My team's name is "Med Took 3", so there's that.
Stuff I know I've said:
"Ah shit, I'm juggled, I'm gonna die. I'm dead."
"Sticks here" *med dies to sticks* "Ok, we're gonna hold last."
"No sticks" *med dies to sticks* "Oh, I guess he put them over there instead."
"Oh-hoho that guy just got pooped on."
Comms from 'Med Took 3' this season:
"I don't want you here, med," says I. "Don't worry, I can jump this fence like a Mexican" - Klepp (Snakewater, holding 2nd, sawroom side)
*Shooting the soccer ball in pre-match* "Now I see why kids in Africa find this so much fun," says I. "Yeah, cause they use guns for this too" - Griev
"I just killed like 700 fish at work today" - Clown
"There's a soldier about to jump me, guys... guys... guys... I killed him." - Klepp