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funny dreams
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pls share any stupid dreams u remember

i had one a couple weeks ago where i had to co-operate with a primary school friend to chase and catch hila klein on cp_process mid. she was allowed to run away normally but we had our legs tied together and had to only hop around and corner her. afterwards she told us she was really proud of us for catching her

pls share any stupid dreams u remember

i had one a couple weeks ago where i had to co-operate with a primary school friend to chase and catch hila klein on cp_process mid. she was allowed to run away normally but we had our legs tied together and had to only hop around and corner her. afterwards she told us she was really proud of us for catching her
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I had a lancia stratos with race paint job but it was a convertable?
First driving around stockholm??, with hamaham driving in a fast old car. I had to wait to pick him up and a restaurant tried to steal and hide my epic old car???, also met
an imagining of the phone guy hamaham described, he lives with hamaham???. Drove around dont remember what our goal was. Hamaham kept driving real fucking fast and i was
scared thinking we were gonna crash and die. it was night so there was barely any cars. literally still almost crashed into oncoming traffic cus we tried to pass a car
infront of us. then eventually car actually slids and flips but we somehow fall out and are fine. Get invited to eat with the guy we almost hit.
We were eating at basically my grandparents house but warping depending on my brain. I embarass myself in like 3 ways during this dinner.
for some reason they were serving food on the desk but with a small chair on the desk with food on the chair???. Then it ends up turning into a tf2 game??.
I managed to pour milk from a pot? onto the floor? then i went back to get stuff to clean etc but it turned into a snakewater scrim. I was on engie?? getting actual decent damage
with shotgun when getting forced out of mid. Im plaing against mak?? I guess we loose or something. Then he says some shit like "wow we really managed to fix some of our issues.
I played really good, really felt like a top prem demo this game. This method felt really good for fixing shit in the team." Then im in a weird ass lan hall, pretty densely packed with setups.
They had keyboards that were like flipphones. the part the flips up had some random keyes on it and the one that stays down has wasd and other stuff, "for gaming" i was mgeing
a guy in real life in the lan hall??? like with tf2 mechanics i even commented to myself about my sens feeling a little higher than usual, but i was raping this guy with rocket
shotgun, in the lan hall. I once spotted where he was near me cus for some reason the monitors react to movement. Then the guy rage quit and fucking disappeared like a tf2 character
but from real life. then i just sat down wanted to play someone on the lan hall setups but it there was only a couple people and they didnt play tf2.

I had a lancia stratos with race paint job but it was a convertable?
First driving around stockholm??, with hamaham driving in a fast old car. I had to wait to pick him up and a restaurant tried to steal and hide my epic old car???, also met
an imagining of the phone guy hamaham described, he lives with hamaham???. Drove around dont remember what our goal was. Hamaham kept driving real fucking fast and i was
scared thinking we were gonna crash and die. it was night so there was barely any cars. literally still almost crashed into oncoming traffic cus we tried to pass a car
infront of us. then eventually car actually slids and flips but we somehow fall out and are fine. Get invited to eat with the guy we almost hit.
We were eating at basically my grandparents house but warping depending on my brain. I embarass myself in like 3 ways during this dinner.
for some reason they were serving food on the desk but with a small chair on the desk with food on the chair???. Then it ends up turning into a tf2 game??.
I managed to pour milk from a pot? onto the floor? then i went back to get stuff to clean etc but it turned into a snakewater scrim. I was on engie?? getting actual decent damage
with shotgun when getting forced out of mid. Im plaing against mak?? I guess we loose or something. Then he says some shit like "wow we really managed to fix some of our issues.
I played really good, really felt like a top prem demo this game. This method felt really good for fixing shit in the team." Then im in a weird ass lan hall, pretty densely packed with setups.
They had keyboards that were like flipphones. the part the flips up had some random keyes on it and the one that stays down has wasd and other stuff, "for gaming" i was mgeing
a guy in real life in the lan hall??? like with tf2 mechanics i even commented to myself about my sens feeling a little higher than usual, but i was raping this guy with rocket
shotgun, in the lan hall. I once spotted where he was near me cus for some reason the monitors react to movement. Then the guy rage quit and fucking disappeared like a tf2 character
but from real life. then i just sat down wanted to play someone on the lan hall setups but it there was only a couple people and they didnt play tf2.
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i once had one where i was doing a jump map as demo and mak was playing spy and his only objective was to backstab me, he used the broom taunt to cross every jump by just hovering
whenever i looked behind me he would be running straight at me swinging his knife and threatening to say the n word in finnish

i once had one where i was doing a jump map as demo and mak was playing spy and his only objective was to backstab me, he used the broom taunt to cross every jump by just hovering
whenever i looked behind me he would be running straight at me swinging his knife and threatening to say the n word in finnish
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#4
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I had a dream I effed a woman with a penis in the butt last night

I had a dream I effed a woman with a penis in the butt last night
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#5
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ive been missile nuked twice in my dreams, horrible experience

ive been missile nuked twice in my dreams, horrible experience
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i met deadmau5 at stratford international station. no mau5head, but i saw the neck tats. walked up to him and yelled "JOEL!!!!" and i kept talking about how pale his face was (it was another factor into how i recognised him). the pale face talk went on for 2 minutes and then he goes "hahah yeah i gotta go link up with burial bro, new album..." and he slowly walks away, clearly pissed. that hila klein dream you had was funny too

i met deadmau5 at stratford international station. no mau5head, but i saw the neck tats. walked up to him and yelled "JOEL!!!!" and i kept talking about how pale his face was (it was another factor into how i recognised him). the pale face talk went on for 2 minutes and then he goes "hahah yeah i gotta go link up with burial bro, new album..." and he slowly walks away, clearly pissed. that hila klein dream you had was funny too
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#7
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lot of ppl dreaming of me :/ >:D

lot of ppl dreaming of me :/ >:D
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https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/406042421151924225/938522914502893568/unknown.png

[img]https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/406042421151924225/938522914502893568/unknown.png[/img]
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#9
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I dreamt that Witness Gaming lost to the worst prem team ever conceiv-

Oh.

I dreamt that Witness Gaming lost to the worst prem team ever conceiv-

Oh.
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DollyI dreamt that Witness Gaming lost to the worst prem team ever conceiv-

Oh.

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[quote=Dolly]I dreamt that Witness Gaming lost to the worst prem team ever conceiv-

Oh.[/quote]
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an_aliasi met deadmau5 at stratford international station. no mau5head, but i saw the neck tats. walked up to him and yelled "JOEL!!!!" and i kept talking about how pale his face was (it was another factor into how i recognised him). the pale face talk went on for 2 minutes and then he goes "hahah yeah i gotta go link up with burial bro, new album..." and he slowly walks away, clearly pissed. that hila klein dream you had was funny too

i think the fact that i posted in this thread yesterday stored tftv in my dream mind. now i had a dream where i posted to TFTV about Unbreakable (the m night shyamalan film). "why did she go to the mother's place if she wanted to kill her?" (this had nothing to do with unbreakable‚ i think it was because i watched an episode of Snapped yesterday) "unbreakable was a really good film but i cba to rewatch it again. can a fellow unbreakable fan remind me?" i get downfragged into oblivion, but at the same time i get FIVE nerdstars, which makes no sense and is impossible, then i get banned. in that same dream (which was super long) i do recall watching a version of unbreakable which i'm pretty sure was an anime parody of the 90s bean film

[quote=an_alias]i met deadmau5 at stratford international station. no mau5head, but i saw the neck tats. walked up to him and yelled "JOEL!!!!" and i kept talking about how pale his face was (it was another factor into how i recognised him). the pale face talk went on for 2 minutes and then he goes "hahah yeah i gotta go link up with burial bro, new album..." and he slowly walks away, clearly pissed. that hila klein dream you had was funny too[/quote]
i think the fact that i posted in this thread yesterday stored tftv in my dream mind. now i had a dream where i posted to TFTV about Unbreakable (the m night shyamalan film). "why did she go to the mother's place if she wanted to kill her?" (this had nothing to do with unbreakable‚ i think it was because i watched an episode of Snapped yesterday) "unbreakable was a really good film but i cba to rewatch it again. can a fellow unbreakable fan remind me?" i get downfragged into oblivion, but at the same time i get FIVE nerdstars, which makes no sense and is impossible, then i get banned. in that same dream (which was super long) i do recall watching a version of unbreakable which i'm pretty sure was an anime parody of the 90s bean film
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