was so happy to get out of school when i was in like 4th grade that during dismissal i ran out in the middle of the street and tripped over myself and because i ran so fast out that damn building i skid like a good 15 feet on straight cement, if i wasent wearing this big ass north face coat on my tiny body my entire chest wouldve been fucked up lol

http://www.thebudgetbabe.com/uploads/2008/200811/northface.jpg

Been on voyage with my parents when I was like 6 yo or so, we arrived to some beach and everybody went outside, I was really excited to finally get out of that ship and grabbed a gigantic wooden plank that was lying on sand for some reason and started swinging around, I remember I hit some dude in a head but none of my folks remembers anything about it so I dont even know if that guy is okay and wasnt killed

i thought cyzer was the best scout and top5 demo bc of his stream description when i had like 1k hours

I went skiing in a speedo as a freshman in high school. Another time I tried to swim 75 yards underwater without breathing and drowned and had to be resuscitated by a life guard. I got one rescue breath from a guy...

you drowned skiing?

I mean, that is possible if you go skiing on a lake during winter and the ice breaks. You are more likely to die from hypothermia tho.

One time at lunch (grade 1) I tried to make a juice box explode my slamming my fist on it because my friend told me to. I ended up soaking that fool w/ fruit punch and spent lunch in the office :(

I tried to walk on a thin icy pool and fell, I've never felt so cold

no they were separate things, the drowning was two years later during swim practice lol