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Damn, you only got a 5 day suspension? Here in my school, we have a zero tolerance and you will be expelled no questions asked for weed.

Canada eh

thats because its a dangerous narcotic

Yeah I was surprised cause they said they were kicking people out for stuff like this and a guy I know got charged as well, I guess I just lucked out.

redban is raping me rn

Jerman in mumble 5 seconds after posting this: "That didn't actually happen"

Edit: "I'm gonna change it to 13 to make it sound more believable."

exposed LOL

exposed

Ahh shit sorry to hear that man, how much bud did they book you with? You got lucky cause your in Canada, if it was the states they would probably send your ass to jail or put you in rehab or something stupid.

I have done so many stupid things, I got ton's of cop stories. I'll leave you with my most most recent cop endeavour. This past winter I threw a snowball at a cop outside a bar and got thrown in the drunk tank for it and charged with drunk and disorderly, luckily he didn't charge me with assault, O Canada. (p.s. I'm not in high school any more either, I'm 26, I need to grow up haha) #fuckcops

3 grams, I forgot to spray my locker before leaving it but its not like that would have helped. The secretary said teachers had been complaining about my locker for quite sometime now so it was only a matter of time before I got busted lol that's crazy bro I would have tazed your drunk ass

3 grams, damn that must have been some superman kush. Instead of the tazer the cop and his buddies rammed me face first into a snow bank and I got a mouth full of road salt and probably dog piss in my mouth... or maybe it was just dog piss, whatever it was it was salty.

to many things to mention :(

I stole a stop sign once

pole and all

The amount of money I've put into this game is fucking stupid.

I'm not even talking about just the game itself, and keys for crates and shit. I'm talking about things like:

Hardware and peripherals
League fees / premium
LAN fees and flights/hotels
(For myself and friends I've helped... With all of those)

Luggage to use going to LANs
Gas/tolls/parking for LANs
Replacing dflames 120hz monitor he broke last season
Server and mumble fees
Keys / items

There are so many ways I've put money into TF2 lol. I have made some money too, won a $5000 PC at pax one year, also lots of other valuable hardware I've sold. Made over $1000 selling unusuals, but I'm fairly sure I'm still in the hole in the long run lol.

Yeah man I was so tempted to steal it off the desk while I was talking to the cop, I'm more bummed out about losing my weed than getting suspended. I'm gonna have to edit classy 2 sober for the first time since i started this vid.

Lol that's boss.

all part of the experience mayne

clicking on this thread

Played Viaduct in a pug

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stole yugioh cards out of peer pressure

in 5th grade i microwaved a carrot for 4 minutes at school lol. it made the whole lunchroom smell like shit. I had to write an apology letter and i wasn't allowed to use the microwave for the rest of the school year.

I got black out drunk once at college. I tried to streak this historic colonnade freshman were supposed to streak, but it's important to find that balance between drunk enough to run around naked, and sober enough to find where you're trying to run around naked. So I ran around the area around the doors, talked to some girl (it's all good she blew a .28 and doesn't remember either), while my RA/friends were trying to get me to put close on. Unfortunately I'm a runner and hard to catch even drunk. When I was finally convinced to put some pants on, I tripped and hit my head on asphalt. Nice scab from that. So they took me to hospital to check for concussions. When the security guard picked me up to take me to the health center I had unblacked out and was for some reason really concerned for my roommate. So I got back to the health center, offered to hold the door for the security guard (he was surprised by my drunken politeness and tricked by my crafty drunkenness) and slammed it behind him, and then proceeded to run off. I got back to my dorm genuinely concerned for my roommate and checked on him, and he was like "what the fuck are you doing?" Then I brushed my teeth and got in bed. Then the security guard showed and took me to the health center where I blew a .25 (god knows what I would have blown earlier).
Oh and here's the best part. This was a Wednesday night. The Sunday before, I had had a seizure (minor epilepsy, usually fine on medicine, but I planned poorly and ran out of medicine while out of town for a track meet, and the pharmacy was closed when I got back Sunday), and gone to the hospital twice (even woke up confused and ripped my iv out my arm and tried to walk out, then lied to my mom on my phone in the middle of the night and tried to tell her nothing was going on).
So in my supreme decision making as a freshman who had had his first beer a month or two ago, I had a seizure, then got black out naked drunk two days later.
Luckily because of how close the hospital trips were I was able to make it look like it was all the seizures bill, pay the drunk ones myself, and conceal from my mom that it had ever happened.
God I'm fucking stupid and that's only one story.

lmao dudee i microwaved a hot dog for 4 minutes once HAHA

I left my bag downstairs in a museum one time. I realize this midway up an escalator, so me, being the smart kid that I am, decided to run back down the escalator to get my bag. I managed to make it 2/3rds of the way down, and then just jumped the rest.

I jumped right into a cop.

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playing pugs during finals weeks rip

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