gg ball torture men

ggs KOTH!

good game giblert and gang :)

GG Box tap

ggs goon

SOMEONE PLEASE BREAK THE SCOUT'S LEGS

gg to dynasty, we love you guys

gg lol

gg sega: modern warfare and co

WE LOVE U GIBLERT

ggs Big Melanin Gaming

ggs Big Melanin Gaming

ggs Goon Squad

y'all can't say melanin wtf

gg tho y'all some dubbers

GG RAT PARTY.

GG RAT PARTY :THUMBSUP:

gg rat party had a lot of fun :)

RGL Div. 2 Season 4 Power Rankings
Part 3 of 3
11/9/2020, 6:55 PM ET

In the final week of the regular season, seven teams are (technically) in striking distance of playoffs. With only four playoff slots and and a close race in which every team has at least three losses, no team has clinched a slot yet, although a few teams are near locks.

Considering it is unlikely the last week will show any major developments, this will be the final update of this season. Anyway, good luck to everyone as we head into the last regular season week.
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#1 Jelqers (11-3)
Scouts: yam, Owiboner
Soldiers: Phoxx, jt
Demo: Juju
Med: Dank

Although technically not 100% in playoffs, realistically, it would take a complete collapse to get left out. Their team is overall solid across the board with no glaring weaknesses on any class. Still, they aren't invincible and ended up dropping a close game to dynasty on Metalworks. Are they the favorites right now? By a bit, sure, but there's still a lot of work to be done.

#2 Honey Bacon Club (10-4) [+2]
Scouts: KutchKutch, pom
Soldiers: dog, mousecake
Demo: artist
Med: rasta_ronald

Now sitting at 10 wins, it looks like the they just need one more win to bring it on home. Any of their last four matches are likely playoff previews. There's no doubt about this team's mechanical skills, the only question is how their casual scrim schedule will factor into their playoff success. On one hand, it's tough to practice three maps without scrimming much. On the other, sometimes its nice to head into the post-season grind mentally rested.

#3 BLANC Esports (9-5) [+2]
Scouts: zanda, Donald Dorito
Soldiers: Crasian, Muse
Demo: Sleepy
Med: Tery_

After missing Div. 2 playoffs last season, the new BLANC line-up is on the cusp of making it in this time, already with a better record than last time. Donald Dorito, I'm sure, is also determined to make it in considering the unfortunate circumstances surrounding his last team's demise. Of course, the upcoming week is no small challenge as BLANC likely needs to get through Jelqers to guarantee a place in the post-season.

#4 Stock Market (9-5) [-2]
Scouts: Stock, Yami
Soldiers: Phone, Meatball
Demo: azion
Med: bloompi

I initially speculated they'd be the favorites, but it looks things aren't so sure. Similar to BLANC, this last week is critical and they might need to win out on Snakewater to make it to the finish line. Pretty much everyone on this team has been around a while, so we'll see if that veteran pays off when the going gets tough. Another X-factor, they've had a few technical difficulties pop-up this season, so hopefully that won't flair up in this crucial last week.

#5 RHDP (7-7) [-2]
Scouts: ult, mak
Soldiers: playmo, ctr
Demo: penny
Med: rebyte

On paper, Rock Hard Dick Pills should make playoffs. As mentioned previously, Ult and Penny have proven themselves making ESEA-IM playoffs and the rest of their line-up is filled out with equally great players. In practice, they didn't seem to have time or will to scrim much and a couple of razor close games went the wrong way for them. Barring a miracle, those circumstances are enough to nudge them out of the playoff picture, sadly.

#6 KOTH & Ball Torture (8-6)
Scouts: pont, ChaseDuck
Soldiers: voosh, ScrewB
Demo: JohhnyFromCali? zbra?
Med: ghadilli

Despite their apparent disdain for King of the Hill, they didn't do too horribly, going 2-2 across Clearcut and Product. To somewhat repeat what was said above about RHDP, a lack of talent was by no means this team's issue. A few roster shake-ups and availability issues seemed to be just enough to keep them from reaching the top. However, with 8 wins, it's not quite over yet. If they win out, there's a possibly they could slip in to the final four with a little outside help.

#7 dynasty (5-9) [+2]
Scouts: ClarenceQ, j4ngles
Soldiers: wonder, nurfu
Demo: Zaboomafoo
Med: reno

Several close games fell the wrong way for dynasty, leaving them with a disappointing 5-9 record. Still, they've shown flashes of potential, such as their recent upset over Jelqers on Metalworks. This team has had some discussions about playing together in the future, so some form of this line-up may give it a second go next season. With some off season time to clean up their act, they could be serious threat.

#8 Goon Squad (6-8)
Scouts: hypno, KGN
Soldiers: Kuhnockers/Gungon, Sega: Mech Warrior
Demo: Kuhnockers/Gungon
Med: Bonesaw

On standard 5CP maps, they can be a little disjointed. On King of the Hill, however, their playstyle works much better - they have more wins on King of the Hill than they have on 5CP. On Product, they were especially successful, claiming a victory over The Box Tap and RAT PARTY. In both matches, Gungon went nuclear on sniper with at least 400 sniper DPM each half. The rest of the team played well off the picks and took home the wins.

#9 RAT PARTY (5-9) [-2]
Scouts: yumyum, tibby
Soldiers: KTB, Toss
Demo: Uberburst
Med: DubThink

At the midpoint of the season, things were looking up for RAT PARTY as they got on a hot streak, winning four in a row after adjusting to their new flank of Yumyum and Toss. These last three weeks, on the other hand, have not been so kind as they lost every game except for their match against Big Melanin Gaming. Based on personal observation, this team doesn't seem substantially worse than any other Div. 2 team, it just seems things haven't worked out come match time.

#10 GOBLIN CONES (5-9)
Scouts: Spades Slick, hedgehog hero
Soldiers: Waldo, tomato tom
Demo: Change
Med: saam

Usually teams in the bottom two or three of a division are free win teams. This isn't really the case with GOBLIN CONES. In most of their losses, they made their opponents work for it, and several times, they played the spoiler and upset some good teams.

#11 Big Melanin Gaming (2-12)
Scouts: emo?, freddo, tracker
Soldiers: Beepity_boop, zotoh
Demo: je'mond
Med: ydna_

Excluding their forfeit win over the dead team and BYE week, BMG hasn't picked up a win yet. They came close on Clearcut, and again on Product, they were ten seconds away from pulling it off behind great performances from the whole team, especially Zotoh who showed up with some huge bombs in crucial moments. They've got one last chance to bring home a win. If they can translate some of that success from their last match, they might get it done.

#NR The Box Tap (11-3)
Scouts: golden, owen
Soldiers: fleskore, ziaa
Demo: lcrtv
Med: wbacon

I don't usually put anything here since no one wants to hear me ramble about myself, but I may as well since this is the last update. I formed this team the day before the registration deadline and honestly, was just hoping to maybe go 8-8 at best and try to learn a few things. I've definitely done that, and the results are even better than I hoped for, so to everyone on this team, thanks to y'all for playing and giving my last minute experiment a shot.

Graveyard: hot girl summer (2-4)
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Once again, good luck again to everyone as the regular season wraps up.

you have not cracked the code but i sure do respect you for trying

Toss sucks

Fygg smells

why tf my team fapping during pauses

ggs jelqers

gg BLANC

ggs honey bacon!

gg fun season

ggs all, fun szn - gl to all the playoffs teams and gg screwb

gs fellas hella fun season

ggs to every team and gl in post szn and S5!

good season :)