The Riddle Thread

#31

Amidio

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huffTwo twins go out to eat at the exact same restaurant and eat the exact same food, one twin dies.

Crushed by a falling piano.

[quote=huff]Two twins go out to eat at the exact same restaurant and eat the exact same food, one twin dies.[/quote]

Crushed by a falling piano.

#32

Teejyay

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I am a musical piece. I have a finite length and can be played on any sort of instrument. Every time I am played, the composition and sounds heard throughout the piece are completely changed depending on time and location. What musical piece am I?

#33

Eggplant

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John Cage's 2Edgy4u Concerto

#34

Ggglygy

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#32 happy birthday 2deep4meriddles

#35

Derpus

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all of you were wrong
1+1 = 1+1

#36

Teejyay

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EggplantJohn Cage's 2Edgy4u Concerto

FUNERAL MARCH FOR THE OBSEQUIES OF A DEAF MAN WOULD ALSO BE AN ACCEPTABLE ANSWER

[quote=Eggplant]John Cage's 2Edgy4u Concerto[/quote]

FUNERAL MARCH FOR THE OBSEQUIES OF A DEAF MAN WOULD ALSO BE AN ACCEPTABLE ANSWER

#37

downpour

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hanbroloPizzaThere is a guy stuck in an unbreakable box with only a mirror and a table. How is he going to get out? You can ask questions.

A lot of people probably already know it.My least favorite riddle. He should look in the mirror and see what he saw, then take the saw, saw the table in half, two halves make a whole, he should crawl through the hole and out of the box.

thats the dumbest shit ive ever read in my life
dear god

[quote=hanbrolo][quote=Pizza]There is a guy stuck in an unbreakable box with only a mirror and a table. How is he going to get out? You can ask questions.

A lot of people probably already know it.[/quote]
My least favorite riddle. He should look in the mirror and see what he saw, then take the saw, saw the table in half, two halves make a whole, he should crawl through the hole and out of the box.[/quote]
thats the dumbest shit ive ever read in my life
dear god

#38

tornados2111

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MR_SLINAntepenultimateWhen does August come before July?
In a dictionary

On Friday

[quote=MR_SLIN][quote=Antepenultimate]When does August come before July?[/quote]

In a dictionary[/quote]
On Friday

#39

komorebi

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downpourhanbroloPizzaThere is a guy stuck in an unbreakable box with only a mirror and a table. How is he going to get out? You can ask questions.

A lot of people probably already know it.My least favorite riddle. He should look in the mirror and see what he saw, then take the saw, saw the table in half, two halves make a whole, he should crawl through the hole and out of the box.thats the dumbest shit ive ever read in my life
dear god

yep. at least, that was the answer my english teacher gave after he asked us this riddle, maybe there's a less stupid answer.

[quote=downpour][quote=hanbrolo][quote=Pizza]There is a guy stuck in an unbreakable box with only a mirror and a table. How is he going to get out? You can ask questions.

A lot of people probably already know it.[/quote]
My least favorite riddle. He should look in the mirror and see what he saw, then take the saw, saw the table in half, two halves make a whole, he should crawl through the hole and out of the box.[/quote]
thats the dumbest shit ive ever read in my life
dear god[/quote]
yep. at least, that was the answer my english teacher gave after he asked us this riddle, maybe there's a less stupid answer.