I have a really specific question. So there's like a meme video I saw in my dream and it woke me up because I was laughing so hard that I genuinely thought I was going to suffocate and die. Like the fact that I'm giggling rn typing this is scaring me a little because I'm actually concerned. I could NOT breathe at all for like an entire two minutes. I might kill myself from laughter if given this info by accident but I don't care so I'm going to ask anyway. :grinning: The vid in my dream might be a little bit different from how it actually happens? I don't know because brains are weird and make shit up all the time, but I feel like this is way too specific for my brain to just make up out of nowhere LMAO. I'll just write what I saw happen.
It starts in like a desert or something like Arizona new Mexico vibes but with a long ass road. There's some dude driving in a car and another walking, but the dude walking is trying to check his beard (or freshly shaven face? Or maybe just head hair??? ) in the mirror of the car the the dude is driving, but he's already like half a mile away.
THE GUY NOTICES, AND TURNS AROUND. DRIVES REALLY FAST TOWARDS THE DUDE WALKING AND GETS OUT, TRYING TO START A FIGHT. They then proceed to start like a rap battle or something? (Holy shit I'm already laughing again typing this because it sounds fucking insane!) But here's the kicker: the dude walking is like actually coming up with decent rhymes and owning the car dude but the car dude keeps using the same fucking rhyme over and over again but with a different setup each time. He always ends with "Hermes." It's so fucking stupid but the more this happens over and over the more I can't control my laughter and the closer I get to just dropping dead. I don't even remember what happens at this point because I'm so fixated on the fucking rhyme. Why would he do that? LOOOOOL. The rest is a blur kinda, its been a few minutes since I woke up so I'm starting to forget what even happened. I'm pretty sure it ended with the rhyme guy getting really pissed off or something and then some even funnier thing happened. damn idk.
I Think it's the contrast between the sheer confidence, the giant nuts of the car dude despite being not very smart and thus only using one rhyme over and over, that just utterly kills me. It's so silly. Please dear god if any of you remember that this is a thing that exists I NEED you to post it here. I swear I'm not making it up. The issue though is that no matter what I type into google or youtube, i always end up just getting like, driving tutorial vids for teens or some other stupid bullshit that isnt even close to what I see in my head. This is something I feel like I've seen before more than once and I'm going to go fucking insane if it turns out that I'm just making it up. Id actually be kinda impressed with myself though if that's the case... Anyway, I await your response~
It starts in like a desert or something like Arizona new Mexico vibes but with a long ass road. There's some dude driving in a car and another walking, but the dude walking is trying to check his beard (or freshly shaven face? Or maybe just head hair??? ) in the mirror of the car the the dude is driving, but he's already like half a mile away.
THE GUY NOTICES, AND TURNS AROUND. DRIVES REALLY FAST TOWARDS THE DUDE WALKING AND GETS OUT, TRYING TO START A FIGHT. They then proceed to start like a rap battle or something? (Holy shit I'm already laughing again typing this because it sounds fucking insane!) But here's the kicker: the dude walking is like actually coming up with decent rhymes and owning the car dude but the car dude keeps using the same fucking rhyme over and over again but with a different setup each time. He always ends with "Hermes." It's so fucking stupid but the more this happens over and over the more I can't control my laughter and the closer I get to just dropping dead. I don't even remember what happens at this point because I'm so fixated on the fucking rhyme. Why would he do that? LOOOOOL. The rest is a blur kinda, its been a few minutes since I woke up so I'm starting to forget what even happened. I'm pretty sure it ended with the rhyme guy getting really pissed off or something and then some even funnier thing happened. damn idk.
I Think it's the contrast between the sheer confidence, the giant nuts of the car dude despite being not very smart and thus only using one rhyme over and over, that just utterly kills me. It's so silly. Please dear god if any of you remember that this is a thing that exists I NEED you to post it here. I swear I'm not making it up. The issue though is that no matter what I type into google or youtube, i always end up just getting like, driving tutorial vids for teens or some other stupid bullshit that isnt even close to what I see in my head. This is something I feel like I've seen before more than once and I'm going to go fucking insane if it turns out that I'm just making it up. Id actually be kinda impressed with myself though if that's the case... Anyway, I await your response~
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TheBabaBossShut up monkey
So true Mr. BabaBoss
So true Mr. BabaBoss
rmrfTheBabaBossShut up monkeySo true Mr. BabaBoss
oh i thought his name was boss baby. had to read it like 4 times to get it right.
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ɪ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴀ ʀᴇᴀʟʟʏ ꜱᴘᴇᴄɪꜰɪᴄ Qᴜᴇꜱᴛɪᴏɴ. ꜱᴏ ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ'ꜱ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴀ ᴍᴇᴍᴇ ᴠɪᴅᴇᴏ ɪ ꜱᴀᴡ ɪɴ ᴍʏ ᴅʀᴇᴀᴍ ᴀɴᴅ ɪᴛ ᴡᴏᴋᴇ ᴍᴇ ᴜᴘ ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜꜱᴇ ɪ ᴡᴀꜱ ʟᴀᴜɢʜɪɴɢ ꜱᴏ ʜᴀʀᴅ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɪ ɢᴇɴᴜɪɴᴇʟʏ ᴛʜᴏᴜɢʜᴛ ɪ ᴡᴀꜱ ɢᴏɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ꜱᴜꜰꜰᴏᴄᴀᴛᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ᴅɪᴇ. ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ꜰᴀᴄᴛ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɪ'ᴍ ɢɪɢɢʟɪɴɢ ʀɴ ᴛʏᴘɪɴɢ ᴛʜɪꜱ ɪꜱ ꜱᴄᴀʀɪɴɢ ᴍᴇ ᴀ ʟɪᴛᴛʟᴇ ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜꜱᴇ ɪ'ᴍ ᴀᴄᴛᴜᴀʟʟʏ ᴄᴏɴᴄᴇʀɴᴇᴅ. ɪ ᴄᴏᴜʟᴅ ɴᴏᴛ ʙʀᴇᴀᴛʜᴇ ᴀᴛ ᴀʟʟ ꜰᴏʀ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴀɴ ᴇɴᴛɪʀᴇ ᴛᴡᴏ ᴍɪɴᴜᴛᴇꜱ. ɪ ᴍɪɢʜᴛ ᴋɪʟʟ ᴍʏꜱᴇʟꜰ ꜰʀᴏᴍ ʟᴀᴜɢʜᴛᴇʀ ɪꜰ ɢɪᴠᴇɴ ᴛʜɪꜱ ɪɴꜰᴏ ʙʏ ᴀᴄᴄɪᴅᴇɴᴛ ʙᴜᴛ ɪ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴄᴀʀᴇ ꜱᴏ ɪ'ᴍ ɢᴏɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ᴀꜱᴋ ᴀɴʏᴡᴀʏ. :ɢʀɪɴɴɪɴɢ: ᴛʜᴇ ᴠɪᴅ ɪɴ ᴍʏ ᴅʀᴇᴀᴍ ᴍɪɢʜᴛ ʙᴇ ᴀ ʟɪᴛᴛʟᴇ ʙɪᴛ ᴅɪꜰꜰᴇʀᴇɴᴛ ꜰʀᴏᴍ ʜᴏᴡ ɪᴛ ᴀᴄᴛᴜᴀʟʟʏ ʜᴀᴘᴘᴇɴꜱ? ɪ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜꜱᴇ ʙʀᴀɪɴꜱ ᴀʀᴇ ᴡᴇɪʀᴅ ᴀɴᴅ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ꜱʜɪᴛ ᴜᴘ ᴀʟʟ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛɪᴍᴇ, ʙᴜᴛ ɪ ꜰᴇᴇʟ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴛʜɪꜱ ɪꜱ ᴡᴀʏ ᴛᴏᴏ ꜱᴘᴇᴄɪꜰɪᴄ ꜰᴏʀ ᴍʏ ʙʀᴀɪɴ ᴛᴏ ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ᴜᴘ ᴏᴜᴛ ᴏꜰ ɴᴏᴡʜᴇʀᴇ ʟᴍᴀᴏ. ɪ'ʟʟ ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ᴡʀɪᴛᴇ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ɪ ꜱᴀᴡ ʜᴀᴘᴘᴇɴ.
ɪᴛ ꜱᴛᴀʀᴛꜱ ɪɴ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴀ ᴅᴇꜱᴇʀᴛ ᴏʀ ꜱᴏᴍᴇᴛʜɪɴɢ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴀʀɪᴢᴏɴᴀ ɴᴇᴡ ᴍᴇxɪᴄᴏ ᴠɪʙᴇꜱ ʙᴜᴛ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴀ ʟᴏɴɢ ᴀꜱꜱ ʀᴏᴀᴅ. ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ'ꜱ ꜱᴏᴍᴇ ᴅᴜᴅᴇ ᴅʀɪᴠɪɴɢ ɪɴ ᴀ ᴄᴀʀ ᴀɴᴅ ᴀɴᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ᴡᴀʟᴋɪɴɢ, ʙᴜᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴜᴅᴇ ᴡᴀʟᴋɪɴɢ ɪꜱ ᴛʀʏɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ᴄʜᴇᴄᴋ ʜɪꜱ ʙᴇᴀʀᴅ (ᴏʀ ꜰʀᴇꜱʜʟʏ ꜱʜᴀᴠᴇɴ ꜰᴀᴄᴇ? ᴏʀ ᴍᴀʏʙᴇ ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ʜᴇᴀᴅ ʜᴀɪʀ??? ) ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍɪʀʀᴏʀ ᴏꜰ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴀʀ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴜᴅᴇ ɪꜱ ᴅʀɪᴠɪɴɢ, ʙᴜᴛ ʜᴇ'ꜱ ᴀʟʀᴇᴀᴅʏ ʟɪᴋᴇ ʜᴀʟꜰ ᴀ ᴍɪʟᴇ ᴀᴡᴀʏ.
ᴛʜᴇ ɢᴜʏ ɴᴏᴛɪᴄᴇꜱ, ᴀɴᴅ ᴛᴜʀɴꜱ ᴀʀᴏᴜɴᴅ. ᴅʀɪᴠᴇꜱ ʀᴇᴀʟʟʏ ꜰᴀꜱᴛ ᴛᴏᴡᴀʀᴅꜱ ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴜᴅᴇ ᴡᴀʟᴋɪɴɢ ᴀɴᴅ ɢᴇᴛꜱ ᴏᴜᴛ, ᴛʀʏɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ꜱᴛᴀʀᴛ ᴀ ꜰɪɢʜᴛ. ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴛʜᴇɴ ᴘʀᴏᴄᴇᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ꜱᴛᴀʀᴛ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴀ ʀᴀᴘ ʙᴀᴛᴛʟᴇ ᴏʀ ꜱᴏᴍᴇᴛʜɪɴɢ? (ʜᴏʟʏ ꜱʜɪᴛ ɪ'ᴍ ᴀʟʀᴇᴀᴅʏ ʟᴀᴜɢʜɪɴɢ ᴀɢᴀɪɴ ᴛʏᴘɪɴɢ ᴛʜɪꜱ ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜꜱᴇ ɪᴛ ꜱᴏᴜɴᴅꜱ ꜰᴜᴄᴋɪɴɢ ɪɴꜱᴀɴᴇ!) ʙᴜᴛ ʜᴇʀᴇ'ꜱ ᴛʜᴇ ᴋɪᴄᴋᴇʀ: ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴜᴅᴇ ᴡᴀʟᴋɪɴɢ ɪꜱ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴀᴄᴛᴜᴀʟʟʏ ᴄᴏᴍɪɴɢ ᴜᴘ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴅᴇᴄᴇɴᴛ ʀʜʏᴍᴇꜱ ᴀɴᴅ ᴏᴡɴɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴀʀ ᴅᴜᴅᴇ ʙᴜᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴀʀ ᴅᴜᴅᴇ ᴋᴇᴇᴘꜱ ᴜꜱɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴀᴍᴇ ꜰᴜᴄᴋɪɴɢ ʀʜʏᴍᴇ ᴏᴠᴇʀ ᴀɴᴅ ᴏᴠᴇʀ ᴀɢᴀɪɴ ʙᴜᴛ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴀ ᴅɪꜰꜰᴇʀᴇɴᴛ ꜱᴇᴛᴜᴘ ᴇᴀᴄʜ ᴛɪᴍᴇ. ʜᴇ ᴀʟᴡᴀʏꜱ ᴇɴᴅꜱ ᴡɪᴛʜ "ʜᴇʀᴍᴇꜱ." ɪᴛ'ꜱ ꜱᴏ ꜰᴜᴄᴋɪɴɢ ꜱᴛᴜᴘɪᴅ ʙᴜᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴏʀᴇ ᴛʜɪꜱ ʜᴀᴘᴘᴇɴꜱ ᴏᴠᴇʀ ᴀɴᴅ ᴏᴠᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴏʀᴇ ɪ ᴄᴀɴ'ᴛ ᴄᴏɴᴛʀᴏʟ ᴍʏ ʟᴀᴜɢʜᴛᴇʀ ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄʟᴏꜱᴇʀ ɪ ɢᴇᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ᴅʀᴏᴘᴘɪɴɢ ᴅᴇᴀᴅ. ɪ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴇᴠᴇɴ ʀᴇᴍᴇᴍʙᴇʀ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ʜᴀᴘᴘᴇɴꜱ ᴀᴛ ᴛʜɪꜱ ᴘᴏɪɴᴛ ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜꜱᴇ ɪ'ᴍ ꜱᴏ ꜰɪxᴀᴛᴇᴅ ᴏɴ ᴛʜᴇ ꜰᴜᴄᴋɪɴɢ ʀʜʏᴍᴇ. ᴡʜʏ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ʜᴇ ᴅᴏ ᴛʜᴀᴛ? ʟᴏᴏᴏᴏᴏʟ. ᴛʜᴇ ʀᴇꜱᴛ ɪꜱ ᴀ ʙʟᴜʀ ᴋɪɴᴅᴀ, ɪᴛꜱ ʙᴇᴇɴ ᴀ ꜰᴇᴡ ᴍɪɴᴜᴛᴇꜱ ꜱɪɴᴄᴇ ɪ ᴡᴏᴋᴇ ᴜᴘ ꜱᴏ ɪ'ᴍ ꜱᴛᴀʀᴛɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ꜰᴏʀɢᴇᴛ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ᴇᴠᴇɴ ʜᴀᴘᴘᴇɴᴇᴅ. ɪ'ᴍ ᴘʀᴇᴛᴛʏ ꜱᴜʀᴇ ɪᴛ ᴇɴᴅᴇᴅ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴇ ʀʜʏᴍᴇ ɢᴜʏ ɢᴇᴛᴛɪɴɢ ʀᴇᴀʟʟʏ ᴘɪꜱꜱᴇᴅ ᴏꜰꜰ ᴏʀ ꜱᴏᴍᴇᴛʜɪɴɢ ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇɴ ꜱᴏᴍᴇ ᴇᴠᴇɴ ꜰᴜɴɴɪᴇʀ ᴛʜɪɴɢ ʜᴀᴘᴘᴇɴᴇᴅ. ᴅᴀᴍɴ ɪᴅᴋ.
ɪ ᴛʜɪɴᴋ ɪᴛ'ꜱ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏɴᴛʀᴀꜱᴛ ʙᴇᴛᴡᴇᴇɴ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱʜᴇᴇʀ ᴄᴏɴꜰɪᴅᴇɴᴄᴇ, ᴛʜᴇ ɢɪᴀɴᴛ ɴᴜᴛꜱ ᴏꜰ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴀʀ ᴅᴜᴅᴇ ᴅᴇꜱᴘɪᴛᴇ ʙᴇɪɴɢ ɴᴏᴛ ᴠᴇʀʏ ꜱᴍᴀʀᴛ ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴜꜱ ᴏɴʟʏ ᴜꜱɪɴɢ ᴏɴᴇ ʀʜʏᴍᴇ ᴏᴠᴇʀ ᴀɴᴅ ᴏᴠᴇʀ, ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ᴜᴛᴛᴇʀʟʏ ᴋɪʟʟꜱ ᴍᴇ. ɪᴛ'ꜱ ꜱᴏ ꜱɪʟʟʏ. ᴘʟᴇᴀꜱᴇ ᴅᴇᴀʀ ɢᴏᴅ ɪꜰ ᴀɴʏ ᴏꜰ ʏᴏᴜ ʀᴇᴍᴇᴍʙᴇʀ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴛʜɪꜱ ɪꜱ ᴀ ᴛʜɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴇxɪꜱᴛꜱ ɪ ɴᴇᴇᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ᴛᴏ ᴘᴏꜱᴛ ɪᴛ ʜᴇʀᴇ. ɪ ꜱᴡᴇᴀʀ ɪ'ᴍ ɴᴏᴛ ᴍᴀᴋɪɴɢ ɪᴛ ᴜᴘ. ᴛʜᴇ ɪꜱꜱᴜᴇ ᴛʜᴏᴜɢʜ ɪꜱ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɴᴏ ᴍᴀᴛᴛᴇʀ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ɪ ᴛʏᴘᴇ ɪɴᴛᴏ ɢᴏᴏɢʟᴇ ᴏʀ ʏᴏᴜᴛᴜʙᴇ, ɪ ᴀʟᴡᴀʏꜱ ᴇɴᴅ ᴜᴘ ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ɢᴇᴛᴛɪɴɢ ʟɪᴋᴇ, ᴅʀɪᴠɪɴɢ ᴛᴜᴛᴏʀɪᴀʟ ᴠɪᴅꜱ ꜰᴏʀ ᴛᴇᴇɴꜱ ᴏʀ ꜱᴏᴍᴇ ᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ꜱᴛᴜᴘɪᴅ ʙᴜʟʟꜱʜɪᴛ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɪꜱɴᴛ ᴇᴠᴇɴ ᴄʟᴏꜱᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ɪ ꜱᴇᴇ ɪɴ ᴍʏ ʜᴇᴀᴅ. ᴛʜɪꜱ ɪꜱ ꜱᴏᴍᴇᴛʜɪɴɢ ɪ ꜰᴇᴇʟ ʟɪᴋᴇ ɪ'ᴠᴇ ꜱᴇᴇɴ ʙᴇꜰᴏʀᴇ ᴍᴏʀᴇ ᴛʜᴀɴ ᴏɴᴄᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ɪ'ᴍ ɢᴏɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ɢᴏ ꜰᴜᴄᴋɪɴɢ ɪɴꜱᴀɴᴇ ɪꜰ ɪᴛ ᴛᴜʀɴꜱ ᴏᴜᴛ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɪ'ᴍ ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ᴍᴀᴋɪɴɢ ɪᴛ ᴜᴘ. ɪᴅ ᴀᴄᴛᴜᴀʟʟʏ ʙᴇ ᴋɪɴᴅᴀ ɪᴍᴘʀᴇꜱꜱᴇᴅ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴍʏꜱᴇʟꜰ ᴛʜᴏᴜɢʜ ɪꜰ ᴛʜᴀᴛ'ꜱ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴀꜱᴇ... ᴀɴʏᴡᴀʏ, ɪ ᴀᴡᴀɪᴛ ʏᴏᴜʀ ʀᴇꜱᴘᴏɴꜱᴇ~
ɪᴛ ꜱᴛᴀʀᴛꜱ ɪɴ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴀ ᴅᴇꜱᴇʀᴛ ᴏʀ ꜱᴏᴍᴇᴛʜɪɴɢ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴀʀɪᴢᴏɴᴀ ɴᴇᴡ ᴍᴇxɪᴄᴏ ᴠɪʙᴇꜱ ʙᴜᴛ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴀ ʟᴏɴɢ ᴀꜱꜱ ʀᴏᴀᴅ. ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ'ꜱ ꜱᴏᴍᴇ ᴅᴜᴅᴇ ᴅʀɪᴠɪɴɢ ɪɴ ᴀ ᴄᴀʀ ᴀɴᴅ ᴀɴᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ᴡᴀʟᴋɪɴɢ, ʙᴜᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴜᴅᴇ ᴡᴀʟᴋɪɴɢ ɪꜱ ᴛʀʏɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ᴄʜᴇᴄᴋ ʜɪꜱ ʙᴇᴀʀᴅ (ᴏʀ ꜰʀᴇꜱʜʟʏ ꜱʜᴀᴠᴇɴ ꜰᴀᴄᴇ? ᴏʀ ᴍᴀʏʙᴇ ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ʜᴇᴀᴅ ʜᴀɪʀ??? ) ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍɪʀʀᴏʀ ᴏꜰ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴀʀ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴜᴅᴇ ɪꜱ ᴅʀɪᴠɪɴɢ, ʙᴜᴛ ʜᴇ'ꜱ ᴀʟʀᴇᴀᴅʏ ʟɪᴋᴇ ʜᴀʟꜰ ᴀ ᴍɪʟᴇ ᴀᴡᴀʏ.
ᴛʜᴇ ɢᴜʏ ɴᴏᴛɪᴄᴇꜱ, ᴀɴᴅ ᴛᴜʀɴꜱ ᴀʀᴏᴜɴᴅ. ᴅʀɪᴠᴇꜱ ʀᴇᴀʟʟʏ ꜰᴀꜱᴛ ᴛᴏᴡᴀʀᴅꜱ ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴜᴅᴇ ᴡᴀʟᴋɪɴɢ ᴀɴᴅ ɢᴇᴛꜱ ᴏᴜᴛ, ᴛʀʏɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ꜱᴛᴀʀᴛ ᴀ ꜰɪɢʜᴛ. ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴛʜᴇɴ ᴘʀᴏᴄᴇᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ꜱᴛᴀʀᴛ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴀ ʀᴀᴘ ʙᴀᴛᴛʟᴇ ᴏʀ ꜱᴏᴍᴇᴛʜɪɴɢ? (ʜᴏʟʏ ꜱʜɪᴛ ɪ'ᴍ ᴀʟʀᴇᴀᴅʏ ʟᴀᴜɢʜɪɴɢ ᴀɢᴀɪɴ ᴛʏᴘɪɴɢ ᴛʜɪꜱ ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜꜱᴇ ɪᴛ ꜱᴏᴜɴᴅꜱ ꜰᴜᴄᴋɪɴɢ ɪɴꜱᴀɴᴇ!) ʙᴜᴛ ʜᴇʀᴇ'ꜱ ᴛʜᴇ ᴋɪᴄᴋᴇʀ: ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴜᴅᴇ ᴡᴀʟᴋɪɴɢ ɪꜱ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴀᴄᴛᴜᴀʟʟʏ ᴄᴏᴍɪɴɢ ᴜᴘ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴅᴇᴄᴇɴᴛ ʀʜʏᴍᴇꜱ ᴀɴᴅ ᴏᴡɴɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴀʀ ᴅᴜᴅᴇ ʙᴜᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴀʀ ᴅᴜᴅᴇ ᴋᴇᴇᴘꜱ ᴜꜱɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴀᴍᴇ ꜰᴜᴄᴋɪɴɢ ʀʜʏᴍᴇ ᴏᴠᴇʀ ᴀɴᴅ ᴏᴠᴇʀ ᴀɢᴀɪɴ ʙᴜᴛ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴀ ᴅɪꜰꜰᴇʀᴇɴᴛ ꜱᴇᴛᴜᴘ ᴇᴀᴄʜ ᴛɪᴍᴇ. ʜᴇ ᴀʟᴡᴀʏꜱ ᴇɴᴅꜱ ᴡɪᴛʜ "ʜᴇʀᴍᴇꜱ." ɪᴛ'ꜱ ꜱᴏ ꜰᴜᴄᴋɪɴɢ ꜱᴛᴜᴘɪᴅ ʙᴜᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴏʀᴇ ᴛʜɪꜱ ʜᴀᴘᴘᴇɴꜱ ᴏᴠᴇʀ ᴀɴᴅ ᴏᴠᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴏʀᴇ ɪ ᴄᴀɴ'ᴛ ᴄᴏɴᴛʀᴏʟ ᴍʏ ʟᴀᴜɢʜᴛᴇʀ ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄʟᴏꜱᴇʀ ɪ ɢᴇᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ᴅʀᴏᴘᴘɪɴɢ ᴅᴇᴀᴅ. ɪ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴇᴠᴇɴ ʀᴇᴍᴇᴍʙᴇʀ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ʜᴀᴘᴘᴇɴꜱ ᴀᴛ ᴛʜɪꜱ ᴘᴏɪɴᴛ ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜꜱᴇ ɪ'ᴍ ꜱᴏ ꜰɪxᴀᴛᴇᴅ ᴏɴ ᴛʜᴇ ꜰᴜᴄᴋɪɴɢ ʀʜʏᴍᴇ. ᴡʜʏ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ʜᴇ ᴅᴏ ᴛʜᴀᴛ? ʟᴏᴏᴏᴏᴏʟ. ᴛʜᴇ ʀᴇꜱᴛ ɪꜱ ᴀ ʙʟᴜʀ ᴋɪɴᴅᴀ, ɪᴛꜱ ʙᴇᴇɴ ᴀ ꜰᴇᴡ ᴍɪɴᴜᴛᴇꜱ ꜱɪɴᴄᴇ ɪ ᴡᴏᴋᴇ ᴜᴘ ꜱᴏ ɪ'ᴍ ꜱᴛᴀʀᴛɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ꜰᴏʀɢᴇᴛ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ᴇᴠᴇɴ ʜᴀᴘᴘᴇɴᴇᴅ. ɪ'ᴍ ᴘʀᴇᴛᴛʏ ꜱᴜʀᴇ ɪᴛ ᴇɴᴅᴇᴅ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴇ ʀʜʏᴍᴇ ɢᴜʏ ɢᴇᴛᴛɪɴɢ ʀᴇᴀʟʟʏ ᴘɪꜱꜱᴇᴅ ᴏꜰꜰ ᴏʀ ꜱᴏᴍᴇᴛʜɪɴɢ ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇɴ ꜱᴏᴍᴇ ᴇᴠᴇɴ ꜰᴜɴɴɪᴇʀ ᴛʜɪɴɢ ʜᴀᴘᴘᴇɴᴇᴅ. ᴅᴀᴍɴ ɪᴅᴋ.
ɪ ᴛʜɪɴᴋ ɪᴛ'ꜱ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏɴᴛʀᴀꜱᴛ ʙᴇᴛᴡᴇᴇɴ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱʜᴇᴇʀ ᴄᴏɴꜰɪᴅᴇɴᴄᴇ, ᴛʜᴇ ɢɪᴀɴᴛ ɴᴜᴛꜱ ᴏꜰ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴀʀ ᴅᴜᴅᴇ ᴅᴇꜱᴘɪᴛᴇ ʙᴇɪɴɢ ɴᴏᴛ ᴠᴇʀʏ ꜱᴍᴀʀᴛ ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴜꜱ ᴏɴʟʏ ᴜꜱɪɴɢ ᴏɴᴇ ʀʜʏᴍᴇ ᴏᴠᴇʀ ᴀɴᴅ ᴏᴠᴇʀ, ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ᴜᴛᴛᴇʀʟʏ ᴋɪʟʟꜱ ᴍᴇ. ɪᴛ'ꜱ ꜱᴏ ꜱɪʟʟʏ. ᴘʟᴇᴀꜱᴇ ᴅᴇᴀʀ ɢᴏᴅ ɪꜰ ᴀɴʏ ᴏꜰ ʏᴏᴜ ʀᴇᴍᴇᴍʙᴇʀ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴛʜɪꜱ ɪꜱ ᴀ ᴛʜɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴇxɪꜱᴛꜱ ɪ ɴᴇᴇᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ᴛᴏ ᴘᴏꜱᴛ ɪᴛ ʜᴇʀᴇ. ɪ ꜱᴡᴇᴀʀ ɪ'ᴍ ɴᴏᴛ ᴍᴀᴋɪɴɢ ɪᴛ ᴜᴘ. ᴛʜᴇ ɪꜱꜱᴜᴇ ᴛʜᴏᴜɢʜ ɪꜱ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɴᴏ ᴍᴀᴛᴛᴇʀ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ɪ ᴛʏᴘᴇ ɪɴᴛᴏ ɢᴏᴏɢʟᴇ ᴏʀ ʏᴏᴜᴛᴜʙᴇ, ɪ ᴀʟᴡᴀʏꜱ ᴇɴᴅ ᴜᴘ ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ɢᴇᴛᴛɪɴɢ ʟɪᴋᴇ, ᴅʀɪᴠɪɴɢ ᴛᴜᴛᴏʀɪᴀʟ ᴠɪᴅꜱ ꜰᴏʀ ᴛᴇᴇɴꜱ ᴏʀ ꜱᴏᴍᴇ ᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ꜱᴛᴜᴘɪᴅ ʙᴜʟʟꜱʜɪᴛ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɪꜱɴᴛ ᴇᴠᴇɴ ᴄʟᴏꜱᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ɪ ꜱᴇᴇ ɪɴ ᴍʏ ʜᴇᴀᴅ. ᴛʜɪꜱ ɪꜱ ꜱᴏᴍᴇᴛʜɪɴɢ ɪ ꜰᴇᴇʟ ʟɪᴋᴇ ɪ'ᴠᴇ ꜱᴇᴇɴ ʙᴇꜰᴏʀᴇ ᴍᴏʀᴇ ᴛʜᴀɴ ᴏɴᴄᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ɪ'ᴍ ɢᴏɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ɢᴏ ꜰᴜᴄᴋɪɴɢ ɪɴꜱᴀɴᴇ ɪꜰ ɪᴛ ᴛᴜʀɴꜱ ᴏᴜᴛ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɪ'ᴍ ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ᴍᴀᴋɪɴɢ ɪᴛ ᴜᴘ. ɪᴅ ᴀᴄᴛᴜᴀʟʟʏ ʙᴇ ᴋɪɴᴅᴀ ɪᴍᴘʀᴇꜱꜱᴇᴅ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴍʏꜱᴇʟꜰ ᴛʜᴏᴜɢʜ ɪꜰ ᴛʜᴀᴛ'ꜱ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴀꜱᴇ... ᴀɴʏᴡᴀʏ, ɪ ᴀᴡᴀɪᴛ ʏᴏᴜʀ ʀᴇꜱᴘᴏɴꜱᴇ~
Jackawaanyone else have to de-oil their balls daily?
is this actually a thing??? no way
is this actually a thing??? no way
OK so it has been a few months.
I think i figured out why the word "hermes" kept popping up in that dream. Its the fucking hat. i think i was thinking about the hat, the one in TF2
THIS FUCKING THING/.
IT DOESNT MAKE ANY FUCKING SENSE WHY, I WASNT EVEN THINKING ABOUT A HAT BUT I LOOK AT THIS AND I KNOW SOMEHOW I JUST FUCKING KNOW THATS WHY WHAT THE FUCK
ok im gonna go get stoned bye
I think i figured out why the word "hermes" kept popping up in that dream. Its the fucking hat. i think i was thinking about the hat, the one in TF2[img]https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1221339379541217291/1254546710286434324/Screenshot_2024-06-23_17-20-33.png?ex=6679e32c&is=667891ac&hm=baf2f350c6a1fa2e3b2b6755b3092e0ce92d6ce498909b8f1e716c2edbd917cf&[/img]
THIS FUCKING THING/.
IT DOESNT MAKE ANY FUCKING SENSE WHY, I WASNT EVEN THINKING ABOUT A HAT BUT I LOOK AT THIS AND I KNOW SOMEHOW I JUST FUCKING KNOW THATS WHY WHAT THE FUCK
ok im gonna go get stoned bye
obbyOK so it has been a few months.
I think i figured out why the word "hermes" kept popping up in that dream. Its the fucking hat. i think i was thinking about the hat, the one in TF2https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1221339379541217291/1254546710286434324/Screenshot_2024-06-23_17-20-33.png?ex=6679e32c&is=667891ac&hm=baf2f350c6a1fa2e3b2b6755b3092e0ce92d6ce498909b8f1e716c2edbd917cf&;
THIS FUCKING THING/.
IT DOESNT MAKE ANY FUCKING SENSE WHY, I WASNT EVEN THINKING ABOUT A HAT BUT I LOOK AT THIS AND I KNOW SOMEHOW I JUST FUCKING KNOW THATS WHY WHAT THE FUCK
ok im gonna go get stoned bye
im very impressed you managed to write this post while sober
I think i figured out why the word "hermes" kept popping up in that dream. Its the fucking hat. i think i was thinking about the hat, the one in TF2[img]https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1221339379541217291/1254546710286434324/Screenshot_2024-06-23_17-20-33.png?ex=6679e32c&is=667891ac&hm=baf2f350c6a1fa2e3b2b6755b3092e0ce92d6ce498909b8f1e716c2edbd917cf&[/img]
THIS FUCKING THING/.
IT DOESNT MAKE ANY FUCKING SENSE WHY, I WASNT EVEN THINKING ABOUT A HAT BUT I LOOK AT THIS AND I KNOW SOMEHOW I JUST FUCKING KNOW THATS WHY WHAT THE FUCK
ok im gonna go get stoned bye[/quote]
im very impressed you managed to write this post while sober