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A Serbian Film
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So since everyone told me not to watch it because its fucked up I did. It was the worst movie I've ever seen I'll summarize 100 minutes in less than 10 words

Craig Owens + russian porn + hostile part 1,2,3 + aphrodisiacs + cameras

Don't watch this, I'm going back to watching before sunset

So since everyone told me not to watch it because its fucked up I did. It was the worst movie I've ever seen I'll summarize 100 minutes in less than 10 words

[code]Craig Owens + russian porn + hostile part 1,2,3 + aphrodisiacs + cameras[/code]

Don't watch this, I'm going back to watching before sunset
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#2
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horse tranquilizers

horse tranquilizers
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#3
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http://puu.sh/2NwMj.jpg

He doesnt fuck her, figured he would since he fucked his son (spoiler)

[img]http://puu.sh/2NwMj.jpg[/img]

He doesnt fuck her, figured he would since he fucked his son (spoiler)
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#4
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i can't believe no one saw that ending coming

(haha)

also your list of movies to watch was pretty bad, because i'd rank a serbian film a more entertaining film than a majority of the stuff you plan to watch

i can't believe no one saw that ending coming

(haha)

also your list of movies to watch was pretty bad, because i'd rank a serbian film a more entertaining film than a majority of the stuff you plan to watch
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Yeah that list got shortened down to all the asian ones and cannibal holocaust, but I doubt i'll even watch those I guess salo was easily one of the most fucked up films ever and I watched it without much issue. I'm prob just going to go back to all my cutesy movies, someone leak before midnight for me

Yeah that list got shortened down to all the asian ones and cannibal holocaust, but I doubt i'll even watch those I guess salo was easily one of the most fucked up films ever and I watched it without much issue. I'm prob just going to go back to all my cutesy movies, someone leak before midnight for me
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#6
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movie is so fucked, i couldn't sit through like any of it

movie is so fucked, i couldn't sit through like any of it
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#7
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It wasn't even that bad it was literally what I put in the code in the first post, I just remember the abc's of death came out a couple months ago too I need to watch those fox recommend me good movies since you seem to know these horrible movies I've been watching, I need some insight

It wasn't even that bad it was literally what I put in the code in the first post, I just remember the abc's of death came out a couple months ago too I need to watch those fox recommend me good movies since you seem to know these horrible movies I've been watching, I need some insight
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#8
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honestly it was ridiculous, my friend told me that there was meaning in the movie (OOOOooOOOOOO serbian government is fucked also my friend is serbian) but it was just sorta gore porn and it seemed kinda pointless

honestly it was ridiculous, my friend told me that there was meaning in the movie (OOOOooOOOOOO serbian government is fucked also my friend is serbian) but it was just sorta gore porn and it seemed kinda pointless
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#9
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dude fucked a baby gg man i can't...

dude fucked a baby gg man i can't...
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#10
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the worst part was the slicing of the gentlemans sausage

the worst part was the slicing of the gentlemans sausage
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#11
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Does that movie even have a plot?

Does that movie even have a plot?
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#12
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LanterNDoes that movie even have a plot?

From what I understand it's about an ex-porn star who is struggling to make a living until he signs a contract with a guy who gets him into snuff porn. I also heard he fucks a woman giving birth then fucks the baby after it comes out.

[quote=LanterN]Does that movie even have a plot?[/quote]
From what I understand it's about an ex-porn star who is struggling to make a living until he signs a contract with a guy who gets him into snuff porn. I also heard he fucks a woman giving birth then fucks the baby after it comes out.
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LanterNDoes that movie even have a plot?

yes

eIt wasn't even that bad it was literally what I put in the code in the first post, I just remember the abc's of death came out a couple months ago too I need to watch those fox recommend me good movies since you seem to know these horrible movies I've been watching, I need some insight

i've never heard of the abc's of death, but the reviews make it sound like shit lol

watch Mientras duermes aka Sleep Tight
:3

that movie is horrifying for all the right reasons

[quote=LanterN]Does that movie even have a plot?[/quote]
yes

[quote=e]It wasn't even that bad it was literally what I put in the code in the first post, I just remember the abc's of death came out a couple months ago too I need to watch those fox recommend me good movies since you seem to know these horrible movies I've been watching, I need some insight[/quote]
i've never heard of the abc's of death, but the reviews make it sound like shit lol

watch Mientras duermes aka Sleep Tight
:3

that movie is horrifying for all the right reasons
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#14
1 Frags +
Cannibal Holocaust
Audition
In a Glass Cage
Requiem for a Dream
Visitor Q
Inside
Ichi the Killer
Begotten (this is a really artsy boring movie though)
I Stand Alone
High Tension
Oldboy
Kill List
Antichrist
Sympathy for Mr. Vengeance
Se7en
We Need to Talk About Kevin
A Clockwork Orange
Transsiberian

out of your original movie list, these are the ones i'd suggest watching first

probably in the order of Se7en > Requiem for a Dream > Clockwork Orange > whatever

if you haven't seen it before, i think you should check out eraserhead before you watch begotten, because i feel like eraserhead pulls off the feeling that begotten was trying to inspire out of people

and the only movie that i can think of that legitimately creeped me out off the top of my head is noroi, while sleep tight is one that immediately comes to mind when i think of movies that were disturbing

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ilHmpETJgZ0

full movie of noroi is on youtube at the moment, so feel free to watch it if you enjoy japanese horror without the japanese horror gimmicks of jump scares throughout the entire movie

edit: also don't read the youtube comments, because they're trying to spoil you :V

[quote]Cannibal Holocaust
Audition
In a Glass Cage
Requiem for a Dream
Visitor Q
Inside
Ichi the Killer
Begotten (this is a really artsy boring movie though)
I Stand Alone
High Tension
Oldboy
Kill List
Antichrist
Sympathy for Mr. Vengeance
Se7en
We Need to Talk About Kevin
A Clockwork Orange
Transsiberian
[/quote]

out of your original movie list, these are the ones i'd suggest watching first

probably in the order of Se7en > Requiem for a Dream > Clockwork Orange > whatever

if you haven't seen it before, i think you should check out eraserhead before you watch begotten, because i feel like eraserhead pulls off the feeling that begotten was trying to inspire out of people

and the only movie that i can think of that legitimately creeped me out off the top of my head is noroi, while sleep tight is one that immediately comes to mind when i think of movies that were disturbing

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ilHmpETJgZ0[/youtube]

full movie of noroi is on youtube at the moment, so feel free to watch it if you enjoy japanese horror without the japanese horror gimmicks of jump scares throughout the entire movie

[b]edit:[/b] also don't read the youtube comments, because they're trying to spoil you :V
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#15
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Regardless of your comments for the movies you watched and how lame they were, is it really necessary to spoil a serbian film in post #3? That's kind of rude to people who have it on their lists for the same reason.

Regardless of your comments for the movies you watched and how lame they were, is it really necessary to spoil a serbian film in post #3? That's kind of rude to people who have it on their lists for the same reason.
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#16
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I watched A Serbian Film uncut all the way through and afterwards the only thing keeping me sane is the realization that it's only a movie.

I watched A Serbian Film uncut all the way through and afterwards the only thing keeping me sane is the realization that it's only a movie.
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EpochRegardless of your comments for the movies you watched and how lame they were, is it really necessary to spoil a serbian film in post #3? That's kind of rude to people who have it on their lists for the same reason.

If anyone is really planning on watching this after fox and i said it was shit, i doubt the spoiler really makes a difference, and the mc doesnt fuck a baby its some random guy

[quote=Epoch]Regardless of your comments for the movies you watched and how lame they were, is it really necessary to spoil a serbian film in post #3? That's kind of rude to people who have it on their lists for the same reason.[/quote]

If anyone is really planning on watching this after fox and i said it was shit, i doubt the spoiler really makes a difference, and the mc doesnt fuck a baby its some random guy
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