Funny you ask I just had a dream where I was taking a bath with 2 other female and I pooped in the bath.
Nobody noticed that the water turned brown because there was a shitload of bubbles on top.
Then I took my turd in my hand and squished it down the drain.They then left the bath and I drained the water but there was still alot of brownish particles stuck on the bath floor.
Anyway, I then Left in a truck for a camping trip but I forgot my tent and food So I had to steal food. Then we went scuba diving at the camp site. It was fun until we found a giant crevice where the water was much deeper. I saw a giant squid and I got so scared I couldn't move so I slowly felt into the crevice and I woke up.

Thats it.

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Last night, I had a dream that I was throwing change across a baseball field.

I had a dream that I was in this giant old house that kind of reminded me of Luigi's Mansion, and there were characters from basically every game I had ever played with me, as well as a lot of historical figures. Then it turned into a race to go out of the house, and we were surrounded by what seemed to be evil counterparts to everyone in the house. It turned into this giant battle thing, which ended with me running around the edges and then playing Mario Kart with the characters from 'Salem's Lot and then it ended when 1984-esque police came from everywhere and surrounded me.

help

I had a dream that the world was taken over by evil clones of everyone, each of who's singular purpose was to kill their good clone and live on in their place.

Me, my mom, and my dog were the only ones that haven't been turned yet. I had some retarded Call of Duty weapons and we fought until I woke up. It was one of the most fun dreams I've had haha

Thats a movie thats coming out....

Had another one I lost my keys under the couch and no matter how far i reached i could not get them

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xco_IWBfqsQ

When i was 9 or 10 i had a dream that i lost my mom in the train station in France (Gare de Lyon), we would go to that train station often because i used to live in and travel across europe, so obviously i went looking for her and i open this door and i see a giant 20 metre tall pinochio taking a shit and then my dream ends.

Wow, I actually have a Dun Laoghaire dream as well. When I was a kid living over there we'd go to that pier every once in a while, and I eventually started having this recurring dream where I'd turn to pick up a stone off the side of the pier, and when I turned back to find my parents they were in a speed boat in the bay, speeding off into the ocean and waving at me. Then I'd look around for help and the pier would be completely empty and I would just stand there scared until I woke up.

I also have dreams where I'm trying to drive my car from the back seat or some shit and I can't control it, or where my teeth fall out, but I've heard both of those are somewhat common.

every nightmare i have involves bears. bears are scary

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I dreamed I was having sex with a girl once, man was that weird.

i had a dream that i was on family feud and the question was "what does bp stand for"

tyrone gave me a condom once.

another time justin was flying when me and cbear were mowing the lawn and cbear got pissed off and rq

I once dreamed james bond was the spy—as in, the actual james bond movies had him walk around in an all blue suit and balaclava, dispose of enemies via backstab, turn invisible using his wristwatch and disguise by holding a cardboard cutout of an enemy henchman over his face, successfully fooling everyone. The discrepancy between the spy being french and james bond being english apparently never occurred to me.

that was the first indication that maybe i was playing too much tf2

I had a dream I surfed the sides pyramids with glider shoes or something and the sand turned into waves, then I had to destroy a sand monster from a pit. To bad I do not remember my dreams anymore every time i wake up. Also weird thing is in every dream I had, every time I liked something or liked a character in my dream I would also have my vision on them because if I did not and turned away they would magically disappear from the dream. Has this ever happen to anybody?

I dreamed of trying to open my eyes, but every time I tried to do that, I just go to another dream. It was weird as hell.

cut my hand off at school with a kitchen knife.

don't ask why. ;-;

lets bring this thread back

I still have dreams like that and I have been out of school for years, now it's starting to be replaced by me forgetting about work.

My sex dreams are always very insane, always very detailed too. When I wake up, I usually want to go back to sleep to see where I was going with it.

only things i remember is that i have tonnes of dreams with people but as soon as i try and talk to them they don't respond at all and disappear, i wake up moments later. Like when i was little my mum would tuck me in and usually i dreamt she was still there and i would say something and she'd just not respond and disappear.. weird

Anyone here has dreams of the future? Like a couple times I dream of something and then it happens later on the day.

I had a dream not too long ago that chief keef was my substitute english teacher and talked really sophisticated and shit and all the rest of my teachers talked like chief keef.

I've also had dreams that playing comp esports has brought me money, fame, and exotic women.

Had a dream last night where my steelseries QcK mouse pad was torn in half, tears were shed.

(I guess I'm typing this twice because TFTV went down for like 20 seconds right when I submitted this...)

I'm glad someone bumped this thread because I would have forgotten to post this otherwise.

I had a dream last night that I was back in my high school. I was going around doing this here and there, when I bumped into my friend who told me we had to go fix something, so I follow along. He tells me we have to go to the basement. The place we end up in is like a sort of scaffolding, or warehouse shelves, except for closed in. It's made up of tattered board, with metal pole supports. It has multiple levels to it, and we go to the bottom one.

It turns out, this is where Platinum lives, in the basement of my old high school. Our goal was to fix his monitor, which was missing a single screw. We had to do this while Platinum slept on the floor in the corner, like a homeless person.

i once had a dream that started off casually playing star wars battlefront 1 then ended with a football player climbing in to a spitfire, waving goodbye to all his fans who were standing in a hangar. the football player drove the spitfire down the runway and stopped at the end, he didn't take off or anything. me and my sister ran down to the end of the runway to meet him and suddenly loads of red and yellow envelopes appeared on the field that also just appeared. my sister shouted "I'M GOING TO READ THE RED ONES!" and so i say "I'M GOING TO READ THE YELLOW ONES!". little did i know the football player didn't like that idea and proceeded to remove one of his football boots and smack my hand with it repeatedly while yelling "YOU WILL NOT READ THE YELLOW LETTERS!". i then cried and screamed and apologised to the football player and said that i wouldn't read them, then woke up. never really liked football anyway :/

I had a dream that the ESEA client worked

My dreams always involve me in mortal danger only realizing sub-consciously that it's in fact just a dream, and then I suddenly wake up.

Did you wake up with a dried stain in your pants?