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how did the school know if you were even aware of the situation

In Kindergarten I called this girl a Goofball and I had to pull a ticket because apparently she was special ed. In 2nd Grade I got a Communication Letter for stepping on this kids' toes because he was stepping on my friend's. Both times, I cried. In the sixth grade I got my first demerit for jokingly handing kids detentions in good fun, but this bitch girl complained that she was still working and we were messing with her, but we asked her and she said she was actually done. I cried a little then, too.

I guess you can say I was a bit of a badass.

I was the victim of profiling at school

even though I'm a white middle class male

It was pretty neat having the principal apologize to me though

Im middle eastern. Some kid wrote in the "weekly goals" section of my planner things like:
- Make fun of an infidel
- Bomb a church
- go to the turban dry cleaners

I lost my planner and some teacher found it. I was pulled out of class, and was confronted by the school principal, policemen and some other people from my school. They thought i was actually trying to bomb the school or something. I kept telling them this kid just wrote it in my planner, but they wouldnt believe me (he was at home sick). When they left me alone, they nearly tackled me when my mom called to yell at me for getting in trouble.

Eventually they got in contact with the other kid and left me alone. I STILL got saturday detention, the same punishment as the kid who actually wrote the racist shit in my planner. My school was fucking gay.

High schools seem to have this shitty idea that if something wrong happens, someone must be at fault so they try to bust everyone who could possibly be connected to the issue, regardless of proof.

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In first grade, I convinced a bunch of kids to flip off my teacher (i didn't know what it meant). I didn't get in any trouble for it, and I even got an apple sticker for telling the truth.

My 6 yr old brother got suspended for breaking a crayon they sent him home with the broken crayon in a plastic bag "saying it was distrupting the learning enviorment of the classroom". Also how is suspending people for something they witnessed a viable idea just makes the school system and board look like a bunch of tards

In my spanish class, the teacher noticed that everyone was sad, so she wanted to cheer us up by letting someone tell a joke.
i bravely volunteered to tell it, and i told a pick up line
i said, "are you a rubix cube? cause i more i play with you the harder i get". its pretty bad
i was sent outside for a "talk" lol
hue i knew my spanish teacher was laughing anyway
I REGRET NOTHING

in 1st grade i had to sit alone at lunch for popping my doritos bag to make a really loud noise. i think i had to sit alone for a day in 3rd grade or something for putting a kick me sign on someone.

I was apparently bullied without my knowledge on my bus by a bunch of high schoolers when I was in middle school. They'd say shit like "I hate Jews" and "heil hitler" and other nonesense but I always slept on the bus and never heard any of it. One day 3 of the kids got suspended because another kid told on them and my principal came and asked me if I was alright or if I needed to talk to someone.

I was like "Who bullied what now"

Suspended for disabling my friends iPhone for 30 minutes.

I got ISS for cursing on facebook 2 years ago

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is this what we've come to

do people not have the ability to stay away from phones for 30 minutes

pathetic

In middle school a teacher disliked me for whatever reason. I decided I could make it better by making an effort to be polite. So I walked in the room and said "Hello Mrs. [name]" and got detention for "attitude".

In the 8th grade there was this white kid who kept calling me a terrorist for being a Muslim, then he started outright insulting. So in the locker room when he was harassing me I started calling him a fuck-head, a dick, and an asshole and then we both got a "talk" from our teacher, even though it was that asshole who was being a racist peace of shit.

great question and im happy to answer it.

The twitter account was made for a road hockey league i participate in, I tweeted at it a few times regarding road hockey things, then some random kid got access to it and started bullying people, I then unfollowed it as soon as bullying was occurring. They basically suspended everyone that had ever tweeted at or been mentioned in a tweet by that account which is absolutely ridiculous.

I got kicked out of one preschool for biting the watcher lady and cutting a kid with safety scissors. In first grade they called my parents for pantsing a kid at the urinal. In third grade me and a friend were messing around in stall of bathroom and looking inside the ceiling when the same kid I pantsed 2 years ago walked in on us and told principal. We had to help janitor clean as punishment but the janitor was cool as hell and bought us snacks and soda. Then in 5th grade I was on safety patrol and I had done something and got kicked off and was not allowed to participate in any school events for rest of year. The funny part is that it was so worthless that I dont even remember what I did. Then in 6th grade this kid threatened me saying he was gonna shoot me and I told him flat out I would kill him before he had a chance and the teacher heard me and I got detention for threatening someone's life but the kid didn't cause he didn't threaten my life. In 8th grade everyone in class was throwing pencils in ceiling and when teacher came in everyone pointed at me and he called principal and I started crying because I only threw one of the 20 up there. In 10th grade this guy tackled me for sitting in his seat and I hit my head pretty bad on the concrete and this teacher dragged me to office and we both got suspended for 5 days for fighting but the people at my table stuck up for me saying I didn't do anything wrong and they called my parents and apologized but still set me for 3 days of suspension and 2 days iss. I've actually gotten in trouble a lot more than that but I can't really remember any notable stupidity from me or school. I've also been bullied and had much worse things done to me with no repercussions for the other people.

Edit: sorry posting from phone. Another thing I remember is sleeping in class and the teacher woke me up by putting a note on my desk that was like a punishment warning and I needed to sign it. I looked beside me and the guy beside me was sleeping too so I told her I wasn't gonna sign it and I got 3 days iss for that.

ur givin me dat sexy bad boi vibe clorg

Feels like there are two sides to every story and I've only heard one.

in middle school i had this little stuffed panda bear because i won it for some valentines day game in my class. so when the day was over and i was just normally walking to my bus, one of my friends came up to me and started making fun of me for having the panda bear and started to take it from me, so then a teacher walked by us when we were doing it, then pulled us apart. he asked if the other guy was okay because he thought i beat him up or something, then told me to go to the principals office and then i got 2 saturday schools

Unfortunately I was homeschooled so I have no school horror stories to my credit. :-/

Let's just be honest, Zero Tolerance policies are perhaps some of the most absurd things that have been created.

Hehe ;) pm me and I'll show u a real bad boi

nope i basically explained it all as it related to me in post #19

I tossed some safety scissors at a wall.

Edit: while my post was meant to be a joke I figured I'd remove since given the contex of the thread it was a little inappropriate. My bad clorg

That'll teach you to commit such heinous though crime.

GOD I FUCKING HATE SCHOOL DISCIPLINE

So when I was around 13, I was enjoying recess with everyone else on the field. Apparently it was grass mowing day, and there were wet clumps of grass on the edge of the field everywhere. Some bitch ass slut (who, if the rumor mill speaks true, later contacted some uncouth STI from this drug dealing imbecile in high school) threw one of said clumps at my face. Imagine that. Wet crass all over my face and shirt and dripping on my shoes.

Naturally I report it to the school authorities, and I get suspended for 2 days because of bullying? Why? Because I cursed at her in Korean and nobody knew what it was I was saying, so they all assumed it was the most heinous words to ever come out of a 7th grader. Literal retards.

Another time in middle school, I was taking some science projecty joke courses at the nearest community college with my friend. One of these days, I found a UV light ray outside during one of our outdoor project days. Naturally, I was fascinated and kept pointing it at various rocks and surfaces. Some asshole comes across me and says I have to give it to him or he'll kick my ass. I told him to fuck off.

20 minutes later I'm being kicked out of the whole course because I threatened to kill him. Allegedly.

8th grade. Me and my friend sit down in our own god damn classroom computers to work on a project our teacher assigned us. Of the three computers, one of them is logged in, onto which my friend sat, and myself on the adjacent. He has the bright idea of changing the desktop picture, for which he chose some anime girl in a one piece with a soccer ball. If memory serves his search query was something like "what to change someone's background into." The computer is not connected to the network and had she logged on literally anywhere else in the school it would never have shown her that background again.

Three days suspension for sexual harassment. Didn't even do anything.

Here comes high school! Joy. I was in the library and I wanted to watch TV shows on the computers, so I bypassed some jokes called security measures and installed GOMPlayer on them. 5 detentions for "hacking the school system."

I'm a sophomore in marching band. I'm friends with some of the tuba players , and during band camp they got a special instructor in the form of an alumni. Cool guy, had this "special" breathing technique that would replicate some minor effects of taking drugs. He originally did this only with the four kids in the tuba section, but word spread and there were about ten of us doing this near the end of band camp.

Flash forward nearly two months later, some colorguard slut narrates this splendid exercise to her shrivelled flag waving teaching failures of life. Band director contacts the principal, fires the alumni and everyone implicated got suspended 2 days for breathing. For breathing!

Senior year we let loose a squirrel and what I assume was a mole in the school. We got pretty lucky it was only a day of suspension, cause I'm pretty sure trapping animals for days in anticipation of a senior prank is illegal, as well as ethically questionable. Good times.

The fun ends at college, kids. Enjoy it while it lasts.