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Party at my ex girlfriends, she lives in the middle of nowhere so we always crash at hers if party is there. We are on good terms she even gives me one of the spare rooms for my current girlfriend and I to crash in so we don't have to crash with everyone else in the lounge and dining room. Fast forward to 3am, both of us completely naked, I'm getting a blowjob when hear a noise. One of my best friends who is quite religious, and who had never done more than kiss a boy had coma'd really early and crashed unnoticed in the corner of the room and she woke up. She gets up and walks out very slowly out the door and just doesn't talk to me at all for the next few days. Shits been awkward since.
Party at my ex girlfriends, she lives in the middle of nowhere so we always crash at hers if party is there. We are on good terms she even gives me one of the spare rooms for my current girlfriend and I to crash in so we don't have to crash with everyone else in the lounge and dining room. Fast forward to 3am, both of us completely naked, I'm getting a blowjob when hear a noise. One of my best friends who is quite religious, and who had never done more than kiss a boy had coma'd really early and crashed unnoticed in the corner of the room and she woke up. She gets up and walks out very slowly out the door and just doesn't talk to me at all for the next few days. Shits been awkward since.
i was really good friends with this girl. we had some history but she was currently dating a guy in my circle of friends. one day she told me she wanted to dump him and that she had feelings for me etc but she kept stalling but eventually tells me she broke up with him and starts sexting me. then i get a text from her boyfriend asking me what the fuck i'm doing. turns out not only was she lying about about having broken up with him, but she started sexting me right after they fucked.
they're still together. idk
i was really good friends with this girl. we had some history but she was currently dating a guy in my circle of friends. one day she told me she wanted to dump him and that she had feelings for me etc but she kept stalling but eventually tells me she broke up with him and starts sexting me. then i get a text from her boyfriend asking me what the fuck i'm doing. turns out not only was she lying about about having broken up with him, but she started sexting me right after they fucked.
they're still together. idk
they're still together. idk
10:33 PM - zxan: man
10:33 PM - zxan: It was so bad
10:33 PM - zxan: I take a blunt
10:34 PM - zxan: smoke a bit of it
10:34 PM - zxan: think to myself i just wanna get a lil buzz
10:34 PM - zxan: next thing I know
10:34 PM - zxan: I'm not even in this universe anymore
10:35 PM - zxan: i look at the clock
10:35 PM - zxan: its 6:30
10:35 PM - zxan: i look at the clock again
10:35 PM - zxan: its 9:30
10:33 PM - zxan: man
10:33 PM - zxan: It was so bad
10:33 PM - zxan: I take a blunt
10:34 PM - zxan: smoke a bit of it
10:34 PM - zxan: think to myself i just wanna get a lil buzz
10:34 PM - zxan: next thing I know
10:34 PM - zxan: I'm not even in this universe anymore
10:35 PM - zxan: i look at the clock
10:35 PM - zxan: its 6:30
10:35 PM - zxan: i look at the clock again
10:35 PM - zxan: its 9:30
10:33 PM - zxan: It was so bad
10:33 PM - zxan: I take a blunt
10:34 PM - zxan: smoke a bit of it
10:34 PM - zxan: think to myself i just wanna get a lil buzz
10:34 PM - zxan: next thing I know
10:34 PM - zxan: I'm not even in this universe anymore
10:35 PM - zxan: i look at the clock
10:35 PM - zxan: its 6:30
10:35 PM - zxan: i look at the clock again
10:35 PM - zxan: its 9:30
i was at a party on halloween and everyone had some stuff to drink. i was hooking up with this girl and then my friend comes over and it looks like he's gunna pass out so i sit him down on the couch, take his beer away and then just continue hooking up at my original location. 15 seconds later he comes over again and yacks all over my girl. easily the most awkward situation i have ever been in.
i was at a party on halloween and everyone had some stuff to drink. i was hooking up with this girl and then my friend comes over and it looks like he's gunna pass out so i sit him down on the couch, take his beer away and then just continue hooking up at my original location. 15 seconds later he comes over again and yacks all over my girl. easily the most awkward situation i have ever been in.
2sy_morphiendkuza2sy_morphiendI had a girl tell me to get into bed with her while another girl was asleep on the bed at the other end of it.
It was a single sentence, but it was the most awkward situation I have ever found myself in.
how is that awkward? You missed an epic opportunity. The last time I was in that situation I got to take turns with both of them.
Additional information: this girl that was asleep had mono and literally just took a nap at the end of the bed and I guess this was the privacy she was waiting on.
That changes everything, that's an acceptable ABORT mission.
[quote=2sy_morphiend][quote=kuza][quote=2sy_morphiend]I had a girl tell me to get into bed with her while another girl was asleep on the bed at the other end of it.
It was a single sentence, but it was the most awkward situation I have ever found myself in.[/quote]
how is that awkward? You missed an epic opportunity. The last time I was in that situation I got to take turns with both of them.[/quote]
Additional information: this girl that was asleep had mono and literally just took a nap at the end of the bed and I guess this was the privacy she was waiting on.[/quote]
That changes everything, that's an acceptable ABORT mission.
It was a single sentence, but it was the most awkward situation I have ever found myself in.[/quote]
how is that awkward? You missed an epic opportunity. The last time I was in that situation I got to take turns with both of them.[/quote]
Additional information: this girl that was asleep had mono and literally just took a nap at the end of the bed and I guess this was the privacy she was waiting on.[/quote]
That changes everything, that's an acceptable ABORT mission.
"Hey man"
"Good, you?"
This happens to me far too much
"Hey man"
"Good, you?"
This happens to me far too much
"Good, you?"
This happens to me far too much
Encre"Hey man"
"Good, you?"
This happens to me far too much
Hey Man, how are you?
Good and you?
(Proceeds to bro-hug you while not saying a word, and simply staring into your eyes while smiling).
[quote=Encre]"Hey man"
"Good, you?"
This happens to me far too much[/quote]
Hey Man, how are you?
Good and you?
(Proceeds to bro-hug you while not saying a word, and simply staring into your eyes while smiling).
"Good, you?"
This happens to me far too much[/quote]
Hey Man, how are you?
Good and you?
(Proceeds to bro-hug you while not saying a word, and simply staring into your eyes while smiling).
it was new years eve of 2010, and my brother+his girlfriend are over and we're having that whole party thing goin on. About an hour after midnight everyone was kinda leaving and my brother turned to his girlfriend and said "hey babe, you ready to go?" I had been not paying attention, didn't hear him say babe and he was kind of looking in my general direction so i said "nah not yet"
everyone in the room stared at me and just walked out silently.
it was new years eve of 2010, and my brother+his girlfriend are over and we're having that whole party thing goin on. About an hour after midnight everyone was kinda leaving and my brother turned to his girlfriend and said "hey babe, you ready to go?" I had been not paying attention, didn't hear him say babe and he was kind of looking in my general direction so i said "nah not yet"
everyone in the room stared at me and just walked out silently.
everyone in the room stared at me and just walked out silently.
Air_I had been not paying attention, didn't hear him say babe and he was kind of looking in my general direction so i said "nah not yet"
nigga how do you not play that off as comedy gold
[quote=Air_]I had been not paying attention, didn't hear him say babe and he was kind of looking in my general direction so i said "nah not yet"[/quote]
nigga how do you not play that off as comedy gold
nigga how do you not play that off as comedy gold
gr8stalinAir_I had been not paying attention, didn't hear him say babe and he was kind of looking in my general direction so i said "nah not yet"nigga how do you not play that off as comedy gold
the next day my mom had actually told me "that joke you made last night wasn't funny at all"
[quote=gr8stalin][quote=Air_]I had been not paying attention, didn't hear him say babe and he was kind of looking in my general direction so i said "nah not yet"[/quote]
nigga how do you not play that off as comedy gold[/quote]
the next day my mom had actually told me "that joke you made last night wasn't funny at all"
nigga how do you not play that off as comedy gold[/quote]
the next day my mom had actually told me "that joke you made last night wasn't funny at all"
adryenzOn my birthday this hot chick said happy birthday and i said "you too"
i wanna kill myself
I do that all the time
"I
[quote=adryenz]On my birthday this hot chick said happy birthday and i said "you too"
i wanna kill myself[/quote]
I do that all the time
"I
i wanna kill myself[/quote]
I do that all the time
"I
every time i go to local fighting game tournaments this dude always comes up to me and tries to talk about how depressed he is and about he shouldn't even be alive and i just kind of stand there and go okay because if i tell him off i'm afraid he's going to kill himself in the middle of the tournament
i don't even know him
every time i go to local fighting game tournaments this dude always comes up to me and tries to talk about how depressed he is and about he shouldn't even be alive and i just kind of stand there and go okay because if i tell him off i'm afraid he's going to kill himself in the middle of the tournament
i don't even know him
i don't even know him
The worst thing has got to be when you're talking with someone and they say something that you don't hear/understand. You ask them to repeat themselves, and you still can't understand them. You ask them again, and still nothing.
It's like they're speaking in another language for that one part that you don't understand. Even though you're right there with them, there's no background noise or anything interfering and you should have absolutely no problem hearing them.
So fucking awkward. I just want to tell them to write it on a piece of paper. It makes me feel so dumb. Especially when you finally understand them and it's something really simple. I always think "wow, that person must think I'm a complete retard now".
The worst thing has got to be when you're talking with someone and they say something that you don't hear/understand. You ask them to repeat themselves, and you still can't understand them. You ask them again, and still nothing.
It's like they're speaking in another language for that one part that you don't understand. Even though you're right there with them, there's no background noise or anything interfering and you should have absolutely no problem hearing them.
So fucking awkward. I just want to tell them to write it on a piece of paper. It makes me feel so dumb. Especially when you finally understand them and it's something really simple. I always think "wow, that person must think I'm a complete retard now".
It's like they're speaking in another language for that one part that you don't understand. Even though you're right there with them, there's no background noise or anything interfering and you should have absolutely no problem hearing them.
So fucking awkward. I just want to tell them to write it on a piece of paper. It makes me feel so dumb. Especially when you finally understand them and it's something really simple. I always think "wow, that person must think I'm a complete retard now".
Not_MatlockThe worst thing has got to be when you're talking with someone and they say something that you don't hear/understand. You ask them to repeat themselves, and you still can't understand them. You ask them again, and still nothing.
It's like they're speaking in another language for that one part that you don't understand. Even though you're right there with them, there's no background noise or anything interfering and you should have absolutely no problem hearing them.
So fucking awkward. I just want to tell them to write it on a piece of paper. It makes me feel so dumb. Especially when you finally understand them and it's something really simple. I always think "wow, that person must think I'm a complete retard now".
oh dude :D i know that feeling so well. it's even worse at a party, when someone says something and you couldn't hear it because of the noise. i once had a conversation with a friend for over 20min and i didn't understand a word. i didn't have the heart to tell him, that i was just nodding all the time and saying "yeah, exactly mate!"...
[quote=Not_Matlock]The worst thing has got to be when you're talking with someone and they say something that you don't hear/understand. You ask them to repeat themselves, and you still can't understand them. You ask them again, and still nothing.
It's like they're speaking in another language for that one part that you don't understand. Even though you're right there with them, there's no background noise or anything interfering and you should have absolutely no problem hearing them.
So fucking awkward. I just want to tell them to write it on a piece of paper. It makes me feel so dumb. Especially when you finally understand them and it's something really simple. I always think "wow, that person must think I'm a complete retard now".[/quote]oh dude :D i know that feeling so well. it's even worse at a party, when someone says something and you couldn't hear it because of the noise. i once had a conversation with a friend for over 20min and i didn't understand a word. i didn't have the heart to tell him, that i was just nodding all the time and saying "yeah, exactly mate!"...
It's like they're speaking in another language for that one part that you don't understand. Even though you're right there with them, there's no background noise or anything interfering and you should have absolutely no problem hearing them.
So fucking awkward. I just want to tell them to write it on a piece of paper. It makes me feel so dumb. Especially when you finally understand them and it's something really simple. I always think "wow, that person must think I'm a complete retard now".[/quote]oh dude :D i know that feeling so well. it's even worse at a party, when someone says something and you couldn't hear it because of the noise. i once had a conversation with a friend for over 20min and i didn't understand a word. i didn't have the heart to tell him, that i was just nodding all the time and saying "yeah, exactly mate!"...
Probably that one time I was talking to one of my friends and I found out that one another one of my old friends does CP distribution, was about to get married and will probably have kids of his own.
I don't know if he still does it, and I still don't really know what to do about it.
Probably that one time I was talking to one of my friends and I found out that one another one of my old friends does CP distribution, was about to get married and will probably have kids of his own.
I don't know if he still does it, and I still don't really know what to do about it.
I don't know if he still does it, and I still don't really know what to do about it.
Every time at the supermarket
Cashier (probably at the start of a 10 hour shift): Have a nice day!
Me: You too!
Every time at the supermarket
Cashier (probably at the start of a 10 hour shift): Have a nice day!
Me: You too!
Cashier (probably at the start of a 10 hour shift): Have a nice day!
Me: You too!
CanFoEvery time at the supermarket
Cashier (probably at the start of a 10 hour shift): Have a nice day!
Me: You too!
how is that awkward
[quote=CanFo]Every time at the supermarket
Cashier (probably at the start of a 10 hour shift): Have a nice day!
Me: You too![/quote]
how is that awkward
Cashier (probably at the start of a 10 hour shift): Have a nice day!
Me: You too![/quote]
how is that awkward
CanFoEvery time at the supermarket
Cashier (probably at the start of a 10 hour shift): Have a nice day!
Me: You too!
Because being polite is totally awkward and embarrassing
[quote=CanFo]Every time at the supermarket
Cashier (probably at the start of a 10 hour shift): Have a nice day!
Me: You too![/quote]
Because being polite is totally awkward and embarrassing
Cashier (probably at the start of a 10 hour shift): Have a nice day!
Me: You too![/quote]
Because being polite is totally awkward and embarrassing
I'm a really awkward person so i have a ton of long ass stories so ill just give a quickie.
Alright, So one of my friends i was chilling with wanted to go to a make out sesh not to far from my place so we went. I have no clue how to make out but i go anyways. So its pretty weird in the first place its just a bunch of people watching each other make out lol. This girl wants to kiss me and i'm like sure, so we kiss and were just standing there awkwardly for like a good 20 seconds not moving but are lips touching if that makes sense. I'm thinking this is boring so i try to make out. And i just lick her lips. She didn't open her mouth, and everyone was looking. i was mad embarrassed and just stood around awkwardly after. When me and my friend were going to leave she asks for another kiss and i say no cause i was so embarrassed from the last one and she asks a couple more times and i keep saying no then i just walk away with my friend lol.
ever since than i am to terrified to kiss or make out with anyone. That was when i was 14 i haven't kissed a girl since im 18 now ;_; i've had chances but i would avoid it as much as i can.
I'm a really awkward person so i have a ton of long ass stories so ill just give a quickie.
Alright, So one of my friends i was chilling with wanted to go to a make out sesh not to far from my place so we went. I have no clue how to make out but i go anyways. So its pretty weird in the first place its just a bunch of people watching each other make out lol. This girl wants to kiss me and i'm like sure, so we kiss and were just standing there awkwardly for like a good 20 seconds not moving but are lips touching if that makes sense. I'm thinking this is boring so i try to make out. And i just lick her lips. She didn't open her mouth, and everyone was looking. i was mad embarrassed and just stood around awkwardly after. When me and my friend were going to leave she asks for another kiss and i say no cause i was so embarrassed from the last one and she asks a couple more times and i keep saying no then i just walk away with my friend lol.
ever since than i am to terrified to kiss or make out with anyone. That was when i was 14 i haven't kissed a girl since im 18 now ;_; i've had chances but i would avoid it as much as i can.
Alright, So one of my friends i was chilling with wanted to go to a make out sesh not to far from my place so we went. I have no clue how to make out but i go anyways. So its pretty weird in the first place its just a bunch of people watching each other make out lol. This girl wants to kiss me and i'm like sure, so we kiss and were just standing there awkwardly for like a good 20 seconds not moving but are lips touching if that makes sense. I'm thinking this is boring so i try to make out. And i just lick her lips. She didn't open her mouth, and everyone was looking. i was mad embarrassed and just stood around awkwardly after. When me and my friend were going to leave she asks for another kiss and i say no cause i was so embarrassed from the last one and she asks a couple more times and i keep saying no then i just walk away with my friend lol.
ever since than i am to terrified to kiss or make out with anyone. That was when i was 14 i haven't kissed a girl since im 18 now ;_; i've had chances but i would avoid it as much as i can.
Aww benefit you can Make-outGE with me anytime you want<3
Aww benefit you can Make-outGE with me anytime you want<3
kuza2sy_morphiendkuza2sy_morphiendI had a girl tell me to get into bed with her while another girl was asleep on the bed at the other end of it.
It was a single sentence, but it was the most awkward situation I have ever found myself in.
how is that awkward? You missed an epic opportunity. The last time I was in that situation I got to take turns with both of them.
Additional information: this girl that was asleep had mono and literally just took a nap at the end of the bed and I guess this was the privacy she was waiting on.
That changes everything, that's an acceptable ABORT mission.
Mind you this was after I was completely fucking rocked because I just finished like two bowls to myself. I just stood frozen when she said that and completely locked up for like a good 5 seconds because I had no idea if she was joking.
[quote=kuza][quote=2sy_morphiend][quote=kuza][quote=2sy_morphiend]I had a girl tell me to get into bed with her while another girl was asleep on the bed at the other end of it.
It was a single sentence, but it was the most awkward situation I have ever found myself in.[/quote]
how is that awkward? You missed an epic opportunity. The last time I was in that situation I got to take turns with both of them.[/quote]
Additional information: this girl that was asleep had mono and literally just took a nap at the end of the bed and I guess this was the privacy she was waiting on.[/quote]
That changes everything, that's an acceptable ABORT mission.[/quote]
Mind you this was after I was completely fucking rocked because I just finished like two bowls to myself. I just stood frozen when she said that and completely locked up for like a good 5 seconds because I had no idea if she was joking.
It was a single sentence, but it was the most awkward situation I have ever found myself in.[/quote]
how is that awkward? You missed an epic opportunity. The last time I was in that situation I got to take turns with both of them.[/quote]
Additional information: this girl that was asleep had mono and literally just took a nap at the end of the bed and I guess this was the privacy she was waiting on.[/quote]
That changes everything, that's an acceptable ABORT mission.[/quote]
Mind you this was after I was completely fucking rocked because I just finished like two bowls to myself. I just stood frozen when she said that and completely locked up for like a good 5 seconds because I had no idea if she was joking.
When i was in college i hooked up with this girl who had gotten pregnant in HS but gave the kid up for adoption. I was pretty intoxicated and didn't use a rubber. She left the next morning before we spoke, so like two days later after not speaking to her at all I bit the bullet and texted her "hey, i don't have anything to worry about do i?"
she never responded and we literally have not spoken since then. She stopped responding to invitations from my friends to hang out and shit. I still think about the moment that I hit send on that text and my insides curl up.
When i was in college i hooked up with this girl who had gotten pregnant in HS but gave the kid up for adoption. I was pretty intoxicated and didn't use a rubber. She left the next morning before we spoke, so like two days later after not speaking to her at all I bit the bullet and texted her "hey, i don't have anything to worry about do i?"
she never responded and we literally have not spoken since then. She stopped responding to invitations from my friends to hang out and shit. I still think about the moment that I hit send on that text and my insides curl up.
she never responded and we literally have not spoken since then. She stopped responding to invitations from my friends to hang out and shit. I still think about the moment that I hit send on that text and my insides curl up.
Oh my god Owl, thats fucked up man.
Hope you wont have a mini owl showing up soon.
Oh my god Owl, thats fucked up man.
Hope you wont have a mini owl showing up soon.
Hope you wont have a mini owl showing up soon.
x3Oh my god Owl, thats fucked up man.
Hope you wont have a mini owl showing up soon.
this was ~4 years ago so i think im safe
i hope
[quote=x3]Oh my god Owl, thats fucked up man.
Hope you wont have a mini owl showing up soon.[/quote]
this was ~4 years ago so i think im safe
i hope
Hope you wont have a mini owl showing up soon.[/quote]
this was ~4 years ago so i think im safe
i hope
Subway Worker: "Mayo?"
Me: "Yes, very light please."
(he floods the sandwich with mayo)
Me: "Can you take half of that off?"
(Subway Worker stares me down...)
(I stare back...)
[i]Subway Worker[/i]: "Mayo?"
[b]Me[/b]: "Yes, very light please."
(he floods the sandwich with mayo)
[b]Me[/b]: "Can you take half of that off?"
(Subway Worker stares me down...)
(I stare back...)
[b]Me[/b]: "Yes, very light please."
(he floods the sandwich with mayo)
[b]Me[/b]: "Can you take half of that off?"
(Subway Worker stares me down...)
(I stare back...)
gokuuu1: i had an experience just like that once in the stalls, this dude was peering over the wall separating the stalls. I did the same unintentionally and i have to say it was pretty big, kudos to him. He must get all the ladies!
gokuuu1: i had an experience just like that once in the stalls, this dude was peering over the wall separating the stalls. I did the same unintentionally and i have to say it was pretty big, kudos to him. He must get all the ladies!
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