I CLOSE MY EYES AND SEIZE IT, I CLENCH MY FISTS AND BEAT IT, I LIGHT MY TORCH AND BURN IT, I AM THE BEAST I WORSHIP - MC Ride, 2011

7:17 PM - Kohaku: personally
7:17 PM - Kohaku: im high as fuck and for some reason
7:17 PM - Kohaku: my balls feel INCREDIBLE

"Lies are like fires: If used correctly they can help you and warm you up, but if used incorrectly then they will burn you." -Somewhere in World War Z (the book)

hard work without talent is a shame
talent without hard work is a tragedy

http://i.imgur.com/Hy9nQ5R.jpg

"those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution inevitable" - JFK

this is all from my pal surreal, who played in open a couple years ago.

6:03 PM - i carry your heart: how many times do you think i would have to stand outside of the white house at exactly 2:24 pm and pee my pants before the president would come out and
 hand me a pack of diapers

7:57 PM - one: if i see someone getting mugged how will i know they are actually getting mugged and not just a deaf guy who loves getting held at gunpoint

1:41 AM - THEYRE MINERALS MARIE U DUM CUNT: i cant tell you how many times a good oral sex session has been ruined by the disdainful, judging gaze of my partner

5:17 PM - ion square: mark your calendars
5:17 PM - ion square: october 2nd 2012 to october 2nd 2015
5:17 PM - zephyr: why
5:18 PM - ion square: im not cutting my hair
5:18 PM - zephyr: im so confused
5:18 PM - ion square: im not going to cut my hair for 3 years
5:19 PM - ion square: to fight the spread of science

8:27 PM - door-to-door lesbian: why did i tell this guy that i cant speak louder because i live above a prison
8:27 PM - door-to-door lesbian: and they get antsy if they hear a free man yelling
8:27 PM - zephyr: hahaha

10:13 AM - 11: everyone seems to be really concerned about texting while driving and how dangerous it is
10:13 AM - 11: but no one seems to realize how safe it is compared to the alternative: writing letters while driving
10:22 AM - zephyr: lmao

6:07 PM - 420 - let's blunt it: yo do u wanna join my crew
6:07 PM - 420 - let's blunt it: the Blunt It Boyz
6:07 PM - 420 - let's blunt it: BiB
6:07 PM - salad: lol
6:07 PM - salad: ya sure
6:07 PM - 420 - let's blunt it: you laughed
6:07 PM - 420 - let's blunt it: ur not invited
6:07 PM - salad: hahahah
6:07 PM - 420 - let's blunt it: fuck you

4:45 PM - the fury of the cosmos: i want to be ap arent so i can send my kid to school with a bread sandwich
4:45 PM - the fury of the cosmos: just a piece of bread between 2 other pieces of bread

2:54 PM - fuck yourself: imagine if i wore a shirt to schol that jus said in plain white text
2:54 PM - fuck yourself: SCHOOL SHOOTER

“Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.” -George Carlin

"Vaginas look like axe wounds." -mausy

“Don't interrupt me while I'm interrupting.”
― Winston Churchill

"Lenin left us a great legacy, and we've covered it in buckets of shit" - Stalin, June 21st 1941 (it was captured on a record even).

"Anybody who could hide the fact that they were paralyzed from the US public for as long as he did is one wily comrade" - VM Molotov on FDR

"True conformity is only possible in the cemetary" - JV Stalin

"Do you remember the Czar mother? I'm kind of like him" - JV Stalin explaining his job to his mom "keke" who never believed he actually did anything important.

"Once, General Eisenhower asked, 'how do your Soviet soldiers cross the Nazi mine fields so rapidly?' and I informed him that we simply formed up to attack the position as if there were Germans actually holding the position, and charged; any losses we take, we just accept as losses we'd have taken had there actually been Germans there." - Marshal of the USSR Georgi Zhukov

"I AM THE KAISER AND I WANT DUMPLINGS!" - Ferdinand I on being emperor

"But are they allowed to do that?" - Ferdinand I on the revolution of 1848

"Diplomacy is the art of doing as one does not wish to do" - Napoleon Bonaparte

8:36 PM - r.N Gatsby: just
8:36 PM - r.N Gatsby: ejaculate
8:36 PM - r.N Gatsby: onto your ethernet line
8:36 PM - r.N Moy: Wat
8:36 PM - r.N Gatsby: and massage it
8:36 PM - r.N Gatsby: with love
8:36 PM - r.N Moy: Wat
8:36 PM - r.N Gatsby: moy
8:36 PM - r.N Gatsby: can you fucking handle me right now

not varsity Stalin. Didn't make the cut.

Well it's his patronymic Vissarionovich, as his full (real) named was (romanized of course) Ioseph Vissarionovich Dzhugashvili - he dropped the Dzhugashvili for Stalin. Although prior to that he went by Koba, which was the name of a Russian folk hero similar to Robin hood, and most of his close associates continued calling him Koba even after he picked up a new nickname.

" Indust is a little hottie"