as roamer after bombing the med yell "med's lit" to convince your team not to cut you
as medic after dropping come up with some bullshit excuse about lag or your mouse not working or solar flares to convince your team that you aren't shit at this game
the lugermorph makes me hit shots but the pistol doesnt, even though i use no viewmodels
If i dont say "GL HF :3" after the warm up round in CS:GO i'll get shat upon
If i dont spam Q in freezetime my shots will do three damage
If i dont spam Q in freezetime my shots will do three damage
ScubaSquidthe lugermorph makes me hit shots but the pistol doesnt, even though i use no viewmodels
Feel the same, they sound different tho
Feel the same, they sound different tho
There had damn well better be water in my glass (which I will ignore) or I will do terribly
I need my soldier kabuto, not wearing it has cost me lans, true story.
got a new beanie yesterday and did pretty well in my match today, i guess i have a good luck hat now
if i don't take my pants off and play in my underwear before scrims I play absolutely terribly.
Whenever I have scrims I like to wear my nice clothing and cologne as if I was going out. (this includes shoes)
Never eat a big meal before a match, just a tall glass of cold milk.
Keyas roamer after bombing the med yell "med's lit" to convince your team not to cut you
for what it's worth, we all know you're lying
for what it's worth, we all know you're lying
If im playing terrible a name change will give me the airshots of MGEMike
Can't aim if I'm not using a certain HUD and xhair combination
some say if i don't change my avatar after 1 day, the avatar lords will steal my steam account
I am a strong believer in the power of the hat switch when I'm playing poorly. Changing aliases also works.
washing your hands before games and during half makes you play better
listening to music makes me play better
listening to music makes me play better
there's a vampire that been following me around whenever i play tf2. true story. ask shootist!
i can only play well if my sleeves are rolled up or if i'm wearing a short sleeve shirt. no matter how cold i am. it's weird.
If I'm playing medic, I have to surf before scrims/match.
If I'm playing solly, I have to DM/MGE
If I'm playing solly, I have to DM/MGE
pee at halftime= terrible second half. every time.
playing with viewmodels on and pretending I'm in a frag video will make me play better
i used to have chocolate milk before every match
but i don't have any right now
but also people who make their name (name)! are better
but i don't have any right now
but also people who make their name (name)! are better