Good Evening Nerd Herd.
We are The Widest Nerds You Know and we are in need of one dedicated demolitions expert and one soldier with a vague attraction to constant respawn timers. We scrim from 9 to around 12 EST Sun-Thurs and plan on taking this season fairly seriously. Please have either some experience in ESEA or just pure raw talent at blowing shit up.
Our Lineup:
Bones and muse: They are like, brothers or something. They click on shit, love long walks to your last. Paragons of scout play, they will close the door and lock the deadbolt on any team that stands in their way.
Dr.shdwpuppet: Known for dropping players as they walk through doorways and surfing into danger (he says its because his massive testicles), he will, at minimum, make sure you are buffed for mid.
screwb: Some Main player or some shit. Plays aggressive, calls aggressive, likes puppies. Basically a scout denying machine, protecting Dr.shdwpuppet like a baws.
You: You think an afternoon spent blowing up a kindergarten in Russia and then taking out a government building or two by sunup is the perfect way to start the week. You get to mid fast and call out damage numbers as you rain hell upon the silly scrubnerds that dared even go to mid.
You: You have more frequent flier miles than a businessman from LA with a mistress in London, you are partial to medium to large aquatic scavenging birds and when your main caller says jump, you ask how high and then brutally murder their medic and demo.
If you feel you can fulfill the requirements of either demo or roamer for a team aiming for the top of open, please add screwb at. http://steamcommunity.com/id/76561189058037365/
Good Evening Nerd Herd.
We are The Widest Nerds You Know and we are in need of one dedicated demolitions expert and one soldier with a vague attraction to constant respawn timers. We scrim from 9 to around 12 EST Sun-Thurs and plan on taking this season fairly seriously. Please have either some experience in ESEA or just pure raw talent at blowing shit up.
Our Lineup:
[url=http://steamcommunity.com/id/Bones-/]Bones[/url] and [url=http://steamcommunity.com/id/muse-/]muse[/url]: They are like, brothers or something. They click on shit, love long walks to your last. Paragons of scout play, they will close the door and lock the deadbolt on any team that stands in their way.
[url=http://steamcommunity.com/id/shdwpuppet/]Dr.shdwpuppet[/url]: Known for dropping players as they walk through doorways and surfing into danger (he says its because his massive testicles), he will, at minimum, make sure you are buffed for mid.
[url=http://steamcommunity.com/id/76561189058037365/]screwb[/url]: Some Main player or some shit. Plays aggressive, calls aggressive, likes puppies. Basically a scout denying machine, protecting Dr.shdwpuppet like a baws.
You: You think an afternoon spent blowing up a kindergarten in Russia and then taking out a government building or two by sunup is the perfect way to start the week. You get to mid fast and call out damage numbers as you rain hell upon the silly scrubnerds that dared even go to mid.
You: You have more frequent flier miles than a businessman from LA with a mistress in London, you are partial to medium to large aquatic scavenging birds and when your main caller says jump, you ask how high and then brutally murder their medic and demo.
If you feel you can fulfill the requirements of either demo or roamer for a team aiming for the top of open, please add screwb at. http://steamcommunity.com/id/76561189058037365/
bone is the biggest baiter. expect him to come after a fight and kill your med.
edit: he would hide and let his team die and then go in.
bone is the biggest baiter. expect him to come after a fight and kill your med.
edit: he would hide and let his team die and then go in.
bone and muse are the brotherly scout pair. Haven't seen them play a whole lot, but when I have they've been very effective.
Good luck guys
bone and muse are the brotherly scout pair. Haven't seen them play a whole lot, but when I have they've been very effective.
Good luck guys
Cloudmaker2bone is the biggest baiter. expect him to come after a fight and kill your med.
Rofl outplayed idiot.
[quote=Cloudmaker2]bone is the biggest baiter. expect him to come after a fight and kill your med.[/quote]
Rofl outplayed idiot.
Good team. I've played with the scout pair in the past. They know their shit. GL in Open!
Good team. I've played with the scout pair in the past. They know their shit. GL in Open!
bone is amazing and muse is really good too.
bone is amazing and muse is really good too.
Cloudmaker2bone is the biggest baiter. expect him to come after a fight and kill your med.
you mean, play scout?
[quote=Cloudmaker2]bone is the biggest baiter. expect him to come after a fight and kill your med.[/quote]
you mean, play scout?
Scrimmed against this team yesterday (with two tryouts) and they were a solid team. They beat the crap out of us, at least.
Scrimmed against this team yesterday (with two tryouts) and they were a solid team. They beat the crap out of us, at least.