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GrooveI'm a 17 yr old male. Story time-
A long while back when I first started playing on steam my friend gave me an account that was hooked up to his mom's e-mail address. The username was SusanSmith and when I played on that account I never bothered to change it. While pubbing a guy with the name Yoda started being my pocket medic. When I left to join a different server, he followed me around to each server and sent me a friend request.
It was pretty sad. He kept sending me messages on steam that were really flirty. I felt like I was talking to a creepy old man, but I used it as an opportunity to get some TF2 items. So I encouraged him and gradually drained his inventory of everything I wanted. Then I deleted him and changed my username.
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[quote=Groove]I'm a 17 yr old male. Story time-
A long while back when I first started playing on steam my friend gave me an account that was hooked up to his mom's e-mail address. The username was SusanSmith and when I played on that account I never bothered to change it. While pubbing a guy with the name Yoda started being my pocket medic. When I left to join a different server, he followed me around to each server and sent me a friend request.
It was pretty sad. He kept sending me messages on steam that were really flirty. I felt like I was talking to a creepy old man, but I used it as an opportunity to get some TF2 items. So I encouraged him and gradually drained his inventory of everything I wanted. Then I deleted him and changed my username.[/quote]
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A long while back when I first started playing on steam my friend gave me an account that was hooked up to his mom's e-mail address. The username was SusanSmith and when I played on that account I never bothered to change it. While pubbing a guy with the name Yoda started being my pocket medic. When I left to join a different server, he followed me around to each server and sent me a friend request.
It was pretty sad. He kept sending me messages on steam that were really flirty. I felt like I was talking to a creepy old man, but I used it as an opportunity to get some TF2 items. So I encouraged him and gradually drained his inventory of everything I wanted. Then I deleted him and changed my username.[/quote]
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Fun sdogg2m story.
I was on his plat HL team a couple seasons ago, and I told him one night I might be late for HL scrims because of 6s. So, right at 8:30 I get a message from sdogg. "scrim time". Alright, he might have forgot that I was going to be like 20 minutes late. I message him back "I'm gonna be a little late" and figure that that was that.
Exactly one minute later he messages me back, "You are now one minute late for scrims". I just assume its a joke, so I type back "lol". Every single minute for like this next 10 minutes he messages me "You are now two minutes late for scrims, you are now three minutes late for scrims, etc."
I have more stories of being on that team for like four weeks. Thinking of writing a best-selling novel about my adventures with sdogg2m.
Fun sdogg2m story.
I was on his plat HL team a couple seasons ago, and I told him one night I might be late for HL scrims because of 6s. So, right at 8:30 I get a message from sdogg. "scrim time". Alright, he might have forgot that I was going to be like 20 minutes late. I message him back "I'm gonna be a little late" and figure that that was that.
Exactly one minute later he messages me back, "You are now one minute late for scrims". I just assume its a joke, so I type back "lol". Every single minute for like this next 10 minutes he messages me "You are now two minutes late for scrims, you are now three minutes late for scrims, etc."
I have more stories of being on that team for like four weeks. Thinking of writing a best-selling novel about my adventures with sdogg2m.
Also this: http://www.twitch.tv/zachflintstone/c/4067180
I was on his plat HL team a couple seasons ago, and I told him one night I might be late for HL scrims because of 6s. So, right at 8:30 I get a message from sdogg. "scrim time". Alright, he might have forgot that I was going to be like 20 minutes late. I message him back "I'm gonna be a little late" and figure that that was that.
Exactly one minute later he messages me back, "You are now one minute late for scrims". I just assume its a joke, so I type back "lol". Every single minute for like this next 10 minutes he messages me "You are now two minutes late for scrims, you are now three minutes late for scrims, etc."
I have more stories of being on that team for like four weeks. Thinking of writing a best-selling novel about my adventures with sdogg2m.
Also this: http://www.twitch.tv/zachflintstone/c/4067180
5:05 PM - Sozo-Teki ™: Hello there. We met before last night on the hightower server. You know i want to talk to you about something and well i want to thank you as well if you dont mind.
5:05 PM - Benroads: er alright whats up?
5:07 PM - Sozo-Teki ™: i will be honest, this week have been...well..crazy.. the team i was in, cowarded out of Highlander, college is being a stress and well..I am gonna say, i was thinking was i even worth playing as a solly, but the way you played last night boosted my spirits. In a way it given me a Mind reburst. So in a way i want to thank you. And by that means
I'm fairly sure I was playing shotgun jumper in a Hightower pub when I "met" this guy.
5:05 PM - Sozo-Teki ™: Hello there. We met before last night on the hightower server. You know i want to talk to you about something and well i want to thank you as well if you dont mind.
5:05 PM - Benroads: er alright whats up?
5:07 PM - Sozo-Teki ™: i will be honest, this week have been...well..crazy.. the team i was in, cowarded out of Highlander, college is being a stress and well..I am gonna say, i was thinking was i even worth playing as a solly, but the way you played last night boosted my spirits. In a way it given me a Mind reburst. So in a way i want to thank you. And by that means
I'm fairly sure I was playing shotgun jumper in a Hightower pub when I "met" this guy.
5:05 PM - Benroads: er alright whats up?
5:07 PM - Sozo-Teki ™: i will be honest, this week have been...well..crazy.. the team i was in, cowarded out of Highlander, college is being a stress and well..I am gonna say, i was thinking was i even worth playing as a solly, but the way you played last night boosted my spirits. In a way it given me a Mind reburst. So in a way i want to thank you. And by that means
I'm fairly sure I was playing shotgun jumper in a Hightower pub when I "met" this guy.
Deer is the only person I've played with who can freestyle rap his comms effectively, and he once told me he could survive for over a week on a block of pepper jack cheese.
On the other hand I think tooth is so incredibly normal that it's weird.
Deer is the only person I've played with who can freestyle rap his comms effectively, and he once told me he could survive for over a week on a block of pepper jack cheese.
On the other hand I think tooth is so incredibly normal that it's weird.
On the other hand I think tooth is so incredibly normal that it's weird.
MonkeySuitDeer is the only person I've played with who can freestyle rap his comms effectively
you must have never met m0nster
rip m0nster
[quote=MonkeySuit]Deer is the only person I've played with who can freestyle rap his comms effectively[/quote]
you must have never met m0nster
rip m0nster
you must have never met m0nster
rip m0nster
reselectzambler is a mystery to me still
oh yeah that's a good one
that dude is confusing af
[quote=reselect]zambler is a mystery to me still[/quote]
oh yeah that's a good one
that dude is confusing af
oh yeah that's a good one
that dude is confusing af
Back in pubbing days, I get a random invite from someone on a surf server, I accept the request.
he doesnt respond when I say hi so I didn't bother.
Next day, well actually two days later
It's 2AM and I get a random steam call, it is this guy, I pick up, and you have no idea what noise came out of that 8 year old kid with a fucking sonic avatar, he just starts screaming if he can have one of my hats so I just hang up, one week passes and he keeps inviting me to his game, over and over, I removed him because it was annoying but I actually felt sorry for the kid haha
Back in pubbing days, I get a random invite from someone on a surf server, I accept the request.
he doesnt respond when I say hi so I didn't bother.
Next day, well actually two days later
It's 2AM and I get a random steam call, it is this guy, I pick up, and you have no idea what noise came out of that 8 year old kid with a fucking sonic avatar, he just starts screaming if he can have one of my hats so I just hang up, one week passes and he keeps inviting me to his game, over and over, I removed him because it was annoying but I actually felt sorry for the kid haha
he doesnt respond when I say hi so I didn't bother.
Next day, well actually two days later
It's 2AM and I get a random steam call, it is this guy, I pick up, and you have no idea what noise came out of that 8 year old kid with a fucking sonic avatar, he just starts screaming if he can have one of my hats so I just hang up, one week passes and he keeps inviting me to his game, over and over, I removed him because it was annoying but I actually felt sorry for the kid haha
i'm pretty sure the first time i talked to shoe in a pug he asked to suck my dick
i'm pretty sure the first time i talked to shoe in a pug he asked to suck my dick
Favorite Deer aka "River God Tufflesnug", "Patap, Vrwm Patap", "Surfboard Lagoon", "AGFDC", "vrwdc". He's cool though.
Favorite Deer aka "River God Tufflesnug", "Patap, Vrwm Patap", "Surfboard Lagoon", "AGFDC", "vrwdc". He's cool though.
oh I forgot ametrine
I change my answer to ametrine
oh I forgot ametrine
I change my answer to ametrine
I change my answer to ametrine
For the full sdogg speech https://soundcloud.com/sdogg2m/mumble-2014-04-14-21-31-10-mbl1gameserverscom-mixdown-1
For the full sdogg speech https://soundcloud.com/sdogg2m/mumble-2014-04-14-21-31-10-mbl1gameserverscom-mixdown-1
This guy: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vde7Dw2AL9A&list=UUt23BsH3MQyg5hoTHQemx_w&index=2
Mostly because I think he ACTUALLY believes he is the greatest TF2 sniper that has ever lived...
I am the greatest TF2 sniper that has ever lived, by the way. The South Koreans call me (loosely translated): "Bestowed gifts of supreme above, Suavepebble -- the new lord, the new way -- may his genius in aiming match the flowing breeze eternally. Three suns triumph over all the evil islands of the treacherous past -- lag be damned -- Lag below beauty. Lag is bellowing toward us all, the specter of death itself he shall surpass. He is the shining example from the west, we bow humbly at his feet -- sweet man, sweet-sweet man. Friggin guy good and also apple car stain."
This guy: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vde7Dw2AL9A&list=UUt23BsH3MQyg5hoTHQemx_w&index=2
Mostly because I think he ACTUALLY believes he is the greatest TF2 sniper that has ever lived...
[quote]I am the greatest TF2 sniper that has ever lived, by the way. The South Koreans call me (loosely translated): "Bestowed gifts of supreme above, Suavepebble -- the new lord, the new way -- may his genius in aiming match the flowing breeze eternally. Three suns triumph over all the evil islands of the treacherous past -- lag be damned -- Lag below beauty. Lag is bellowing toward us all, the specter of death itself he shall surpass. He is the shining example from the west, we bow humbly at his feet -- sweet man, sweet-sweet man. Friggin guy good and also apple car stain."[/quote]
Mostly because I think he ACTUALLY believes he is the greatest TF2 sniper that has ever lived...
[quote]I am the greatest TF2 sniper that has ever lived, by the way. The South Koreans call me (loosely translated): "Bestowed gifts of supreme above, Suavepebble -- the new lord, the new way -- may his genius in aiming match the flowing breeze eternally. Three suns triumph over all the evil islands of the treacherous past -- lag be damned -- Lag below beauty. Lag is bellowing toward us all, the specter of death itself he shall surpass. He is the shining example from the west, we bow humbly at his feet -- sweet man, sweet-sweet man. Friggin guy good and also apple car stain."[/quote]
Meeting Ploxo at GXL was a very strange experience.
Meeting Ploxo at GXL was a very strange experience.
reillyMeeting Ploxo at GXL was a very strange experience.
Try a 10 hour car ride lol.
[quote=reilly]Meeting Ploxo at GXL was a very strange experience.[/quote]
Try a 10 hour car ride lol.
Try a 10 hour car ride lol.
Really? No one has even mentioned Polk?
He'd set alarms through the day as a kid for dedicated times to "boost his stats" in TFC, bribing other players to not play at the same as him in order to achieve maximum stat BOOSTAGE.
The Hawaiian enigma spends countless hours in the "LazyTown" pub community, a past time of eternal endearment that will never grow old, even beyond his Platinum victories. His most familiar pre-game peptalk was to "Play gay" and I'm almost positive he has a subwoofer fetish, having posted hundreds of different subwoofer demos and reviews on his youtube channel since 2006.
Also, I once saw him streaming Minecraft @ 4 in the morning with the most bazaar mouse movement, as if he had never played an fps, while he was listening to a cover of Gangnam Style.
Definitely one of the strangest, but undoubtedly coolest people I've met in the game.
Really? No one has even mentioned Polk?
He'd set alarms through the day as a kid for dedicated times to "boost his stats" in TFC, bribing other players to not play at the same as him in order to achieve maximum stat BOOSTAGE.
The Hawaiian enigma spends countless hours in the "LazyTown" pub community, a past time of eternal endearment that will never grow old, even beyond his Platinum victories. His most familiar pre-game peptalk was to "Play gay" and I'm almost positive he has a subwoofer fetish, having posted hundreds of different subwoofer demos and reviews on his youtube channel since 2006.
Also, I once saw him streaming Minecraft @ 4 in the morning with the most bazaar mouse movement, as if he had never played an fps, while he was listening to a cover of Gangnam Style.
Definitely one of the strangest, but undoubtedly coolest people I've met in the game.
He'd set alarms through the day as a kid for dedicated times to "boost his stats" in TFC, bribing other players to not play at the same as him in order to achieve maximum stat BOOSTAGE.
The Hawaiian enigma spends countless hours in the "LazyTown" pub community, a past time of eternal endearment that will never grow old, even beyond his Platinum victories. His most familiar pre-game peptalk was to "Play gay" and I'm almost positive he has a subwoofer fetish, having posted hundreds of different subwoofer demos and reviews on his youtube channel since 2006.
Also, I once saw him streaming Minecraft @ 4 in the morning with the most bazaar mouse movement, as if he had never played an fps, while he was listening to a cover of Gangnam Style.
Definitely one of the strangest, but undoubtedly coolest people I've met in the game.
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