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How do you dry yourself?
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#1
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What is your method for drying yourself after taking a shower (or swimming, etc.)?

Do you have a reason behind your method?

What is your method for drying yourself after taking a shower (or swimming, etc.)?

Do you have a reason behind your method?
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#2
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i lick off the water because it saves money but it also leaves me more wet

i lick off the water because it saves money but it also leaves me more wet
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#3
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I usually use a towel

I usually use a towel
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#4
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put blankets and stuffed animals at the bottom of the stairs and jump off the top

put blankets and stuffed animals at the bottom of the stairs and jump off the top
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#5
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Protatoput blankets and stuffed animals at the bottom of the stairs and jump off the top

thats how i broke my neck

[quote=Protato]put blankets and stuffed animals at the bottom of the stairs and jump off the top[/quote]
thats how i broke my neck
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#6
35 Frags +

People with really thick hair know the struggle when it comes to drying their hair.

People with really thick hair know the struggle when it comes to drying their hair.
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#7
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air dry

air dry
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#8
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start at my hair and go downwards
so water doesn't just drip on shit i've dried already lmao

start at my hair and go downwards
so water doesn't just drip on shit i've dried already lmao
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#9
50 Frags +

Saturday night TFTV

Saturday night TFTV
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#10
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AyRstart at my hair and go downwards
so water doesn't just drip on shit i've dried already lmao

with what? im taking notes i need details

[quote=AyR]start at my hair and go downwards
so water doesn't just drip on shit i've dried already lmao[/quote]
with what? im taking notes i need details
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#11
35 Frags +

A towel? What the fuck is this thread lmao

A towel? What the fuck is this thread lmao
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#12
10 Frags +

I sit on my chair with the towel on and hang out there for awhile

the joys of living alone

I sit on my chair with the towel on and hang out there for awhile

the joys of living alone
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#13
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towel and then i use my hair dryer for like 5 - 10 minutes to make myself warm again and just dry off in general

towel and then i use my hair dryer for like 5 - 10 minutes to make myself warm again and just dry off in general
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#14
huds.tf
5 Frags +

Roll around on sponges for a bit

Roll around on sponges for a bit
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#15
12 Frags +

I dry myself with a

I dry myself with a
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#16
cp_granary_pro
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I jump through a dyson fan a few times

I jump through a dyson fan a few times
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#17
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I don't, I just let my soggy clothes stick to my body for maximum pleasure

I don't, I just let my soggy clothes stick to my body for maximum pleasure
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#18
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because ive been deemed "salty" by many, i dont get wet

because ive been deemed "salty" by many, i dont get wet
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#19
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Arms then head then I just go down from there

Arms then head then I just go down from there
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#20
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sevennnAyRstart at my hair and go downwards
so water doesn't just drip on shit i've dried already lmao
with what? im taking notes i need details

a bunch of sponges stuck to a towel for maximum drying efficiency

[quote=sevennn][quote=AyR]start at my hair and go downwards
so water doesn't just drip on shit i've dried already lmao[/quote]
with what? im taking notes i need details[/quote]

a bunch of sponges stuck to a towel for maximum drying efficiency
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#21
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I start from the face and work my way down and then let my hair air dry. I do this all in the shower after I finish because I hate getting my bathroom floor wet.

I start from the face and work my way down and then let my hair air dry. I do this all in the shower after I finish because I hate getting my bathroom floor wet.
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#22
14 Frags +

I masturbate furiously, the erotic situation becomes so hot the water vaporizes from my body.

I masturbate furiously, the erotic situation becomes so hot the water vaporizes from my body.
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#23
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NightGoatI start from the face and work my way down and then let my hair air dry. I do this all in the shower after I finish because I hate getting my bathroom floor wet.

towel on the floor

[quote=NightGoat]I start from the face and work my way down and then let my hair air dry. I do this all in the shower after I finish because I hate getting my bathroom floor wet.[/quote]
towel on the floor
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#24
13 Frags +

My roommates all walk out of the shower dripping wet and cover the entire place in water. I hate that shit.

My roommates all walk out of the shower dripping wet and cover the entire place in water. I hate that shit.
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#25
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TwistedI masturbate furiously, the erotic situation becomes so hot the water vaporizes from my body.

What he said

[quote=Twisted]I masturbate furiously, the erotic situation becomes so hot the water vaporizes from my body.[/quote]

What he said
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#26
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Honestly, just towel trying isn't top tier. I run my hands down/over my body/arms/legs to knock off excess water (think of it like brushing water off) first while still in the shower, then I do two small quick up and down jumps to knock even more excess water off. Once you do that THEN move onto the towel you have hit god tier.

Honestly, just towel trying isn't top tier. I run my hands down/over my body/arms/legs to knock off excess water (think of it like brushing water off) first while still in the shower, then I do two small quick up and down jumps to knock even more excess water off. Once you do that THEN move onto the towel you have hit god tier.
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#27
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BUICKHonestly, just towel trying isn't top tier. I run my hands down/over my body/arms/legs to knock off excess water first while still in the shower, then I do two small quick up and down jumps to knock even more excess water off. Once you do that THEN move onto the towel you have hit god tier.

I'm gonna try this tonight.

[quote=BUICK]Honestly, just towel trying isn't top tier. I run my hands down/over my body/arms/legs to knock off excess water first while still in the shower, then I do two small quick up and down jumps to knock even more excess water off. Once you do that THEN move onto the towel you have hit god tier.[/quote]

I'm gonna try this tonight.
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#28
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I usually take my showers in the morning right when I wake up. I dry off just enough to not drip on the floor and walk naked back to my room before covering back up and letting my blankets soak it up.

I usually take my showers in the morning right when I wake up. I dry off just enough to not drip on the floor and walk naked back to my room before covering back up and letting my blankets soak it up.
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#29
19 Frags +

i stay as wet as possible and use two towels to cover my whole body and lay in my bed and marinate

i stay as wet as possible and use two towels to cover my whole body and lay in my bed and marinate
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#30
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You have to try to 'slick' off as much of the water as possible first in the shower. Then you move onto the towel because nothings worse than trying to try off under your ballsack with a fucking soaking wet towel.

You have to try to 'slick' off as much of the water as possible first in the shower. Then you move onto the towel because nothings worse than trying to try off under your ballsack with a fucking soaking wet towel.
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