klanana AMA... 9 hours with nothing to do at work

#31

Vortex

2 Frags – +

Do you think people hit on you because they think you're a little boy?

#32

klanana

9 Frags – +

wafflebwhere do I get a job that lets me sit around and do nothing for 9 hours a day
also what qualifications do I need

Just for you waffleb... here are my secret steps to success:
1. Begin by dropping out of college at least 3 times... this will show your new employer that you have NO problem walking out on them. You are now an asset. Welcome to the company.
2. Take the available position as a receptionist and doodle on Post its... a lot. The supplies shortage will show your boss that you are bored, but filled with amazing potential.
3. Get promoted to tech support within 2 weeks - make the support department SHINE by voluntarily creating all kinds of docs for company products and stuff. Chill there for a year or so... you couldnt get fired if you tried.
4. Get project from CEO: Completely redo company website. If you dropped out of college before making it to that class... google your way through it.
5. Alright badass you are clearly WAY too good for tech support.. so take that next promotion and go work right under the CFO. Job description: company websites, marketing materials maker, product/software tester (includes a year of 15 hour days - no overtime), direct contact for huge ass clients, and most importantly, monitor of internet usage within the company.

**DISCLAIMER: I got lucky as shit... Following my steps will most likely leave you unemployed.**

VortexDo you think people hit on you because they think you're a little boy?

If the hitter-onner is part of the tf2 community... then 99% of the time yes.

PS - FUCK YOU CONDUCTOR LOOK AT ALL THOSE +FRAGS FOR MY SAND JOKE

[quote=waffleb]where do I get a job that lets me sit around and do nothing for 9 hours a day
also what qualifications do I need[/quote]

Just for you waffleb... here are my secret steps to success:
1. Begin by dropping out of college at least 3 times... this will show your new employer that you have NO problem walking out on them. You are now an asset. Welcome to the company.
2. Take the available position as a receptionist and doodle on Post its... a lot. The supplies shortage will show your boss that you are bored, but filled with amazing potential.
3. Get promoted to tech support within 2 weeks - make the support department SHINE by voluntarily creating all kinds of docs for company products and stuff. Chill there for a year or so... you couldnt get fired if you tried.
4. Get project from CEO: Completely redo company website. If you dropped out of college before making it to that class... google your way through it.
5. Alright badass you are clearly WAY too good for tech support.. so take that next promotion and go work right under the CFO. Job description: company websites, marketing materials maker, product/software tester (includes a year of 15 hour days - no overtime), direct contact for huge ass clients, and most importantly, monitor of internet usage within the company.

[i]**DISCLAIMER: I got lucky as shit... Following my steps will most likely leave you unemployed.**[/i]

[quote=Vortex]Do you think people hit on you because they think you're a little boy?[/quote]
If the hitter-onner is part of the tf2 community... then 99% of the time yes.

[b]PS - FUCK YOU CONDUCTOR LOOK AT ALL THOSE +FRAGS FOR MY SAND JOKE[/b]

#33

Not_Matlock

1 Frags – +

Have you ever beaten jump_klanana?

#34

OOVOOV

0 Frags – +

how old of a steam account do you need for a 4 digit ID

#35

Vortex

0 Frags – +

*DEAD* falc: is klanana easy?

#36

wonderland

3 Frags – +

klananaI didn't know who he was or what trickjumping was, but after seeing his movies and watching him on Jump iT I was in love (with the art, not wonderland)

yea.. the art...

if I visit is rok gonna beat me up?
are neck tats still classy?
do you miss hanging out?

[quote=klanana]
I didn't know who he was or what trickjumping was, but after seeing his movies and watching him on Jump iT I was in love (with the art, not wonderland)[/quote]
yea.. the art...

if I visit is rok gonna beat me up?
are neck tats still classy?
do you miss hanging out?

#37

L-block

2 Frags – +

are you jelly that me and wonderz are practically gonna be neighbors (maybe)
also, would you sponsor a jumpit house :)

#38

klanana

2 Frags – +

Not_MatlockHave you ever beaten jump_klanana?

I haven't. I'm shit at jumping... but it is my favorite map to watch people fail on... oh the frustration!!

OOVOOVhow old of a steam account do you need for a 4 digit ID

I signed up for steam at midnight the night it was released (or maybe its when they released the beta... cant remember). I actually didnt even want to sign up because i was so loyal to CS 1.5 that i swore I would never even try source. Pretty glad I did though... my little steam id is so cute.

Vortex*DEAD* falc: is klanana easy?

I have been told klanana makes grown men cry.

wonderlandif I visit is rok gonna beat me up?

Are you kidding?! ROK loves you! So I guess the answer is no haha.

wonderlandare neck tats still classy?

Personally I love them... so fuck yeah they are still classy.

wonderlanddo you miss hanging out?

Of course I do lizzle =( Why else would I give you my extra copy of gw2! We were nighttime buddies for a long time... pubbing... artifacting... you were like the 3rd wheel we always wanted. Come get lost in gw2 with us - but dont ditch us this time!!

L-blockare you jelly that me and wonderz are practically gonna be neighbors (maybe)
also, would you sponsor a jumpit house :)

I AM jealous =( but good lord why texas?! no bueno! And you are always welcome to come visit the jumpit apartment! California is much to expensive for me to have a jumpit house =(

[quote=Not_Matlock]Have you ever beaten jump_klanana?[/quote]
I haven't. I'm shit at jumping... but it is my favorite map to watch people fail on... oh the frustration!!

[quote=OOVOOV]how old of a steam account do you need for a 4 digit ID[/quote]
I signed up for steam at midnight the night it was released (or maybe its when they released the beta... cant remember). I actually didnt even want to sign up because i was so loyal to CS 1.5 that i swore I would never even try source. Pretty glad I did though... my little steam id is so cute.

[quote=Vortex]*DEAD* falc: is klanana easy?[/quote]
I have been told klanana makes grown men cry.

[quote=wonderland]if I visit is rok gonna beat me up?[/quote]
Are you kidding?! ROK loves you! So I guess the answer is no haha.

[quote=wonderland]are neck tats still classy?[/quote]
Personally I love them... so fuck yeah they are still classy.

[quote=wonderland]do you miss hanging out?[/quote]
Of course I do lizzle =( Why else would I give you my extra copy of gw2! We were nighttime buddies for a long time... pubbing... artifacting... you were like the 3rd wheel we always wanted. Come get lost in gw2 with us - but dont ditch us this time!!

[quote=L-block]are you jelly that me and wonderz are practically gonna be neighbors (maybe)
also, would you sponsor a jumpit house :)[/quote]
I [b]AM[/b] jealous =( but good lord why texas?! no bueno! And you are always welcome to come visit the jumpit apartment! California is much to expensive for me to have a jumpit house =(

#39

imblind

2 Frags – +

klananabreloomwhat's the difference between menstrual blood and sandThats easy... you can't gargle sand.

my fuck that is disgusting.

i love it.

[quote=klanana][quote=breloom]what's the difference between menstrual blood and sand[/quote]
Thats easy... you can't gargle sand.[/quote]

my fuck that is disgusting.

i love it.

#40

kiri

-5 Frags – +

do you plan to sponsor a team next season?

#41

clorg

1 Frags – +

klananahere are my secret steps to success:
1.be a girl
**DISCLAIMER: I got lucky as shit... Following my steps will most likely leave you unemployed.**

[quote=klanana]here are my secret steps to success:
1.be a girl
[i]**DISCLAIMER: I got lucky as shit... Following my steps will most likely leave you unemployed.**[/i]
[/quote]

#42

masterful

3 Frags – +

When you and Stultus get married, can I come to the wedding? I'll bring a good gift, I promise.

#43

shlaner

0 Frags – +

Thoughts on "Don't Trip" and "Don't Stand"?

#44

lyna

3 Frags – +

why did we revive such an old thread?

#45

vile

2 Frags – +

imblindklananabreloomwhat's the difference between menstrual blood and sandThats easy... you can't gargle sand.
my fuck that is disgusting.

i love it.

did anyone else think of virulent when they read this?

[quote=imblind][quote=klanana][quote=breloom]what's the difference between menstrual blood and sand[/quote]
Thats easy... you can't gargle sand.[/quote]

my fuck that is disgusting.

i love it.[/quote]

did anyone else think of virulent when they read this?

#46

MR_SLIN

1 Frags – +

sorry i'm late to the party whats up klare

#47

breloom

0 Frags – +

klanana can we hang out

#48

skyride

1 Frags – +

http://www.dota2wiki.com/images/e/eb/Nev_ability_mastery_01.mp3

#49

Peppermint

0 Frags – +

Are you deeply in love with Stultus?

#50

ukm

0 Frags – +

clorgklananahere are my secret steps to success:
1.be a girl
**DISCLAIMER: I got lucky as shit... Following my steps will most likely leave you unemployed.**

yea women have all the advantages in the workforce

[quote=clorg][quote=klanana]here are my secret steps to success:
1.be a girl
[i]**DISCLAIMER: I got lucky as shit... Following my steps will most likely leave you unemployed.**[/i]
[/quote][/quote]

yea women have all the advantages in the workforce

#51

w0rdup

0 Frags – +

tupac or biggie

also boxers or briefs

tupac or biggie

also boxers or briefs

#52

ghos7ayama

2 Frags – +

R

U

GURL

R

U

GURL

#53

mustardoverlord

2 Frags – +

d3nytupac or biggie

also boxers or briefs

tupac boxers or biggie boxers

[quote=d3ny]tupac or biggie

also boxers or briefs[/quote]

tupac boxers or biggie boxers