indecencyMasterKuniindecencySOME 6TH GRADER WEARING THIS FUCKING SHIT FROM SWORD ART ONLINE CAME WALKING PAST AND THERE WAS A CROWD AROUND HIM, FIRST THING I JUST THROW A ROCK AT HIM, GOT MY PIZZA AND RAN
You threw a rock at a 6th grader for cosplaying?
yes
Good job. It's like training a puppy. You have to discourage those kinds of behaviors when they're young otherwise they'll grow up to be disappointments to everyone in their lives.
[quote=indecency][quote=MasterKuni][quote=indecency]SOME 6TH GRADER WEARING THIS FUCKING SHIT FROM SWORD ART ONLINE CAME WALKING PAST AND THERE WAS A CROWD AROUND HIM, FIRST THING I JUST THROW A ROCK AT HIM, GOT MY PIZZA AND RAN[/quote]
You threw a rock at a 6th grader for cosplaying?[/quote] yes[/quote]
Good job. It's like training a puppy. You have to discourage those kinds of behaviors when they're young otherwise they'll grow up to be disappointments to everyone in their lives.
indecencyMasterKuniindecencySOME 6TH GRADER WEARING THIS FUCKING SHIT FROM SWORD ART ONLINE CAME WALKING PAST AND THERE WAS A CROWD AROUND HIM, FIRST THING I JUST THROW A ROCK AT HIM, GOT MY PIZZA AND RAN
You threw a rock at a 6th grader for cosplaying?
yes
why would he not
[quote=indecency][quote=MasterKuni][quote=indecency]SOME 6TH GRADER WEARING THIS FUCKING SHIT FROM SWORD ART ONLINE CAME WALKING PAST AND THERE WAS A CROWD AROUND HIM, FIRST THING I JUST THROW A ROCK AT HIM, GOT MY PIZZA AND RAN[/quote]
You threw a rock at a 6th grader for cosplaying?[/quote] yes[/quote]
why would he not
indecencyKID YOU NOT, SOME 6TH GRADER WEARING THIS FUCKING SHIT FROM SWORD ART ONLINE CAME WALKING PAST AND THERE WAS A CROWD AROUND HIM, FIRST THING I JUST THROW A ROCK AT HIM, GOT MY PIZZA AND RAN
http://www.skycostume.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/s/w/sword_art_online_knights_of_the_blood_kazuto_kirigaya_kirito_cosplay_costume-7.jpg
"why is that 7th grader throwing rocks at us"
[quote=indecency]KID YOU NOT, SOME 6TH GRADER WEARING THIS FUCKING SHIT FROM SWORD ART ONLINE CAME WALKING PAST AND THERE WAS A CROWD AROUND HIM, FIRST THING I JUST THROW A ROCK AT HIM, GOT MY PIZZA AND RAN
[img]http://www.skycostume.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/s/w/sword_art_online_knights_of_the_blood_kazuto_kirigaya_kirito_cosplay_costume-7.jpg[/img][/quote]
"why is that 7th grader throwing rocks at us"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2WyYMc7KCc
dis is my story
dude, dominos pissed on you twice
first the pizza delivery guy pissed on ur fence
and now they give u 25 dollars for it
get pissed on
[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2WyYMc7KCc[/youtube]
dis is my story
dude, dominos pissed on you twice
first the pizza delivery guy pissed on ur fence
and now they give u 25 dollars for it
get pissed on
I'd refused the pizza, called the manager first and foremost.
Secondly I would have called the police and told them about the man committing indecent exposure and vandalism to your property, so the git learns his lesson next time.
I'd refused the pizza, called the manager first and foremost.
Secondly I would have called the police and told them about the man committing indecent exposure and vandalism to your property, so the git learns his lesson next time.
Last weekend during comic con, my assistant manager got a call from a rather inebriated gentleman who offered somebody a fat tip if they were willing to deliver alcohol. Naturally, my assistant manager came to me and asked if I would do it. I took the guy up on his offer. I pulled up to his place and delivered the three pizzas. The household was hosting around a dozen or so drunken men and women. There were numerous empty bottles of bud light and a half full bottle of fireball in the residence. I asked around and a decision was reached for me to grab a 24 pack of bud light. I told them I'd be back in 5 minutes. I zoomed off to the nearest QFC supermarket in my booze fueled search. I successfully located the glorious 24 pack of bud light on the 2nd floor of the QFC and raced back to their residence. They were in shock as I pulled up on the dot at 5 minutes. I was cheered upon and called a hero as I stumbled back into their humble abode. They had collected a stash of cash and tipped me 45 bucks plus 21 reimbursement for the booze. I was then invited by a rather cute blonde to play a round of nerf gun russian roulette with them. Pressed for time, I took my shot of fireball as my turn of roulette had ended in my survival and I bid my drunken customers farewell.
Last weekend during comic con, my assistant manager got a call from a rather inebriated gentleman who offered somebody a fat tip if they were willing to deliver alcohol. Naturally, my assistant manager came to me and asked if I would do it. I took the guy up on his offer. I pulled up to his place and delivered the three pizzas. The household was hosting around a dozen or so drunken men and women. There were numerous empty bottles of bud light and a half full bottle of fireball in the residence. I asked around and a decision was reached for me to grab a 24 pack of bud light. I told them I'd be back in 5 minutes. I zoomed off to the nearest QFC supermarket in my booze fueled search. I successfully located the glorious 24 pack of bud light on the 2nd floor of the QFC and raced back to their residence. They were in shock as I pulled up on the dot at 5 minutes. I was cheered upon and called a hero as I stumbled back into their humble abode. They had collected a stash of cash and tipped me 45 bucks plus 21 reimbursement for the booze. I was then invited by a rather cute blonde to play a round of nerf gun russian roulette with them. Pressed for time, I took my shot of fireball as my turn of roulette had ended in my survival and I bid my drunken customers farewell.
My friend had a guy knock on his door claiming to deliver pizza. It was a guy with a long beard who looked homeless, but was wearing what my friend tells me was a dominos uniform. Apparently the guy insisted my friend should take the pizza and eventually my friend had enough, took the pizza and closed the door. He told me that there were two large pizzas, one cheese and one Hawaiian, that he threw out just to be safe. The next day word spreads that a pizza guy was jumped and had his uniform stripped in the neighborhood that my friend lived in. Like wtf why would you jump someone and then deliver the pizza?? Weird shit
My friend had a guy knock on his door claiming to deliver pizza. It was a guy with a long beard who looked homeless, but was wearing what my friend tells me was a dominos uniform. Apparently the guy insisted my friend should take the pizza and eventually my friend had enough, took the pizza and closed the door. He told me that there were two large pizzas, one cheese and one Hawaiian, that he threw out just to be safe. The next day word spreads that a pizza guy was jumped and had his uniform stripped in the neighborhood that my friend lived in. Like wtf why would you jump someone and then deliver the pizza?? Weird shit
[quote=lspike][youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDPy2euUFbM[/youtube][/quote]
damn i was gonna post that
But see I'm not sure if rando is kidding or not.
But see I'm not sure if rando is kidding or not.
CHERRYMy friend had a guy knock on his door claiming to deliver pizza. It was a guy with a long beard who looked homeless, but was wearing what my friend tells me was a dominos uniform. Apparently the guy insisted my friend should take the pizza and eventually my friend had enough, took the pizza and closed the door. He told me that there were two large pizzas, one cheese and one Hawaiian, that he threw out just to be safe. The next day word spreads that a pizza guy was jumped and had his uniform stripped in the neighborhood that my friend lived in. Like wtf why would you jump someone and then deliver the pizza?? Weird shit
so then he could get the money???
[quote=CHERRY]My friend had a guy knock on his door claiming to deliver pizza. It was a guy with a long beard who looked homeless, but was wearing what my friend tells me was a dominos uniform. Apparently the guy insisted my friend should take the pizza and eventually my friend had enough, took the pizza and closed the door. He told me that there were two large pizzas, one cheese and one Hawaiian, that he threw out just to be safe. The next day word spreads that a pizza guy was jumped and had his uniform stripped in the neighborhood that my friend lived in. Like wtf why would you jump someone and then deliver the pizza?? Weird shit[/quote]
so then he could get the money???
GeknaiirCHERRYMy friend had a guy knock on his door claiming to deliver pizza. It was a guy with a long beard who looked homeless, but was wearing what my friend tells me was a dominos uniform. Apparently the guy insisted my friend should take the pizza and eventually my friend had enough, took the pizza and closed the door. He told me that there were two large pizzas, one cheese and one Hawaiian, that he threw out just to be safe. The next day word spreads that a pizza guy was jumped and had his uniform stripped in the neighborhood that my friend lived in. Like wtf why would you jump someone and then deliver the pizza?? Weird shit
so then he could get the money???
He didn't take it
[quote=Geknaiir][quote=CHERRY]My friend had a guy knock on his door claiming to deliver pizza. It was a guy with a long beard who looked homeless, but was wearing what my friend tells me was a dominos uniform. Apparently the guy insisted my friend should take the pizza and eventually my friend had enough, took the pizza and closed the door. He told me that there were two large pizzas, one cheese and one Hawaiian, that he threw out just to be safe. The next day word spreads that a pizza guy was jumped and had his uniform stripped in the neighborhood that my friend lived in. Like wtf why would you jump someone and then deliver the pizza?? Weird shit[/quote]
so then he could get the money???[/quote]
He didn't take it
bl4nkLast weekend during comic con, my assistant manager got a call from a rather inebriated gentleman who offered somebody a fat tip if they were willing to deliver alcohol. Naturally, my assistant manager came to me and asked if I would do it. I took the guy up on his offer. I pulled up to his place and delivered the three pizzas. The household was hosting around a dozen or so drunken men and women. There were numerous empty bottles of bud light and a half full bottle of fireball in the residence. I asked around and a decision was reached for me to grab a 24 pack of bud light. I told them I'd be back in 5 minutes. I zoomed off to the nearest QFC supermarket in my booze fueled search. I successfully located the glorious 24 pack of bud light on the 2nd floor of the QFC and raced back to their residence. They were in shock as I pulled up on the dot at 5 minutes. I was cheered upon and called a hero as I stumbled back into their humble abode. They had collected a stash of cash and tipped me 45 bucks plus 21 reimbursement for the booze. I was then invited by a rather cute blonde to play a round of nerf gun russian roulette with them. Pressed for time, I took my shot of fireball as my turn of roulette had ended in my survival and I bid my drunken customers farewell.
this might just be my favorite honestly
[quote=bl4nk]Last weekend during comic con, my assistant manager got a call from a rather inebriated gentleman who offered somebody a fat tip if they were willing to deliver alcohol. Naturally, my assistant manager came to me and asked if I would do it. I took the guy up on his offer. I pulled up to his place and delivered the three pizzas. The household was hosting around a dozen or so drunken men and women. There were numerous empty bottles of bud light and a half full bottle of fireball in the residence. I asked around and a decision was reached for me to grab a 24 pack of bud light. I told them I'd be back in 5 minutes. I zoomed off to the nearest QFC supermarket in my booze fueled search. I successfully located the glorious 24 pack of bud light on the 2nd floor of the QFC and raced back to their residence. They were in shock as I pulled up on the dot at 5 minutes. I was cheered upon and called a hero as I stumbled back into their humble abode. They had collected a stash of cash and tipped me 45 bucks plus 21 reimbursement for the booze. I was then invited by a rather cute blonde to play a round of nerf gun russian roulette with them. Pressed for time, I took my shot of fireball as my turn of roulette had ended in my survival and I bid my drunken customers farewell.[/quote]
this might just be my favorite honestly
CHERRYMy friend had a guy knock on his door claiming to deliver pizza. It was a guy with a long beard who looked homeless, but was wearing what my friend tells me was a dominos uniform. Apparently the guy insisted my friend should take the pizza and eventually my friend had enough, took the pizza and closed the door. He told me that there were two large pizzas, one cheese and one Hawaiian, that he threw out just to be safe. The next day word spreads that a pizza guy was jumped and had his uniform stripped in the neighborhood that my friend lived in. Like wtf why would you jump someone and then deliver the pizza?? Weird shit
wtf I'm pretty sure I posted this but it didn't show up. These are the exact words I used..? Where did you get it rofl cause I wrote it myself
[quote=CHERRY]My friend had a guy knock on his door claiming to deliver pizza. It was a guy with a long beard who looked homeless, but was wearing what my friend tells me was a dominos uniform. Apparently the guy insisted my friend should take the pizza and eventually my friend had enough, took the pizza and closed the door. He told me that there were two large pizzas, one cheese and one Hawaiian, that he threw out just to be safe. The next day word spreads that a pizza guy was jumped and had his uniform stripped in the neighborhood that my friend lived in. Like wtf why would you jump someone and then deliver the pizza?? Weird shit[/quote]
wtf I'm pretty sure I posted this but it didn't show up. These are the exact words I used..? Where did you get it rofl cause I wrote it myself
ScilliantCHERRYMy friend had a guy knock on his door claiming to deliver pizza. It was a guy with a long beard who looked homeless, but was wearing what my friend tells me was a dominos uniform. Apparently the guy insisted my friend should take the pizza and eventually my friend had enough, took the pizza and closed the door. He told me that there were two large pizzas, one cheese and one Hawaiian, that he threw out just to be safe. The next day word spreads that a pizza guy was jumped and had his uniform stripped in the neighborhood that my friend lived in. Like wtf why would you jump someone and then deliver the pizza?? Weird shit
wtf I'm pretty sure I posted this but it didn't show up. These are the exact words I used..? Where did you get it rofl cause I wrote it myself
I didn't even post it, not sure what's going on..
[quote=Scilliant][quote=CHERRY]My friend had a guy knock on his door claiming to deliver pizza. It was a guy with a long beard who looked homeless, but was wearing what my friend tells me was a dominos uniform. Apparently the guy insisted my friend should take the pizza and eventually my friend had enough, took the pizza and closed the door. He told me that there were two large pizzas, one cheese and one Hawaiian, that he threw out just to be safe. The next day word spreads that a pizza guy was jumped and had his uniform stripped in the neighborhood that my friend lived in. Like wtf why would you jump someone and then deliver the pizza?? Weird shit[/quote]
wtf I'm pretty sure I posted this but it didn't show up. These are the exact words I used..? Where did you get it rofl cause I wrote it myself[/quote]
I didn't even post it, not sure what's going on..
1 of my first ever deliveries was to an old black guy. he was wearing leopard print briefs. it smelt like burning rubber (crack)in his apartment project. he didnt tip(duh) but i asked for a newport and he gave me one
1 of my first ever deliveries was to an old black guy. he was wearing leopard print briefs. it smelt like burning rubber (crack)in his apartment project. he didnt tip(duh) but i asked for a newport and he gave me one
CHERRYScilliantCHERRY
I didn't even post it, not sure what's going on..
?
[quote=CHERRY][quote=Scilliant][quote=CHERRY][/quote]
[/quote]
I didn't even post it, not sure what's going on..[/quote]
[url=http://i.imgur.com/RXagAuw.png]?[/url]
CHERRYScilliantCHERRYMy friend had a guy knock on his door claiming to deliver pizza. It was a guy with a long beard who looked homeless, but was wearing what my friend tells me was a dominos uniform. Apparently the guy insisted my friend should take the pizza and eventually my friend had enough, took the pizza and closed the door. He told me that there were two large pizzas, one cheese and one Hawaiian, that he threw out just to be safe. The next day word spreads that a pizza guy was jumped and had his uniform stripped in the neighborhood that my friend lived in. Like wtf why would you jump someone and then deliver the pizza?? Weird shit
wtf I'm pretty sure I posted this but it didn't show up. These are the exact words I used..? Where did you get it rofl cause I wrote it myself
I didn't even post it, not sure what's going on..
enigma I'm scared
[quote=CHERRY][quote=Scilliant][quote=CHERRY]My friend had a guy knock on his door claiming to deliver pizza. It was a guy with a long beard who looked homeless, but was wearing what my friend tells me was a dominos uniform. Apparently the guy insisted my friend should take the pizza and eventually my friend had enough, took the pizza and closed the door. He told me that there were two large pizzas, one cheese and one Hawaiian, that he threw out just to be safe. The next day word spreads that a pizza guy was jumped and had his uniform stripped in the neighborhood that my friend lived in. Like wtf why would you jump someone and then deliver the pizza?? Weird shit[/quote]
wtf I'm pretty sure I posted this but it didn't show up. These are the exact words I used..? Where did you get it rofl cause I wrote it myself[/quote]
I didn't even post it, not sure what's going on..[/quote]
enigma I'm scared
ScilliantCHERRYScilliantCHERRYMy friend had a guy knock on his door claiming to deliver pizza. It was a guy with a long beard who looked homeless, but was wearing what my friend tells me was a dominos uniform. Apparently the guy insisted my friend should take the pizza and eventually my friend had enough, took the pizza and closed the door. He told me that there were two large pizzas, one cheese and one Hawaiian, that he threw out just to be safe. The next day word spreads that a pizza guy was jumped and had his uniform stripped in the neighborhood that my friend lived in. Like wtf why would you jump someone and then deliver the pizza?? Weird shit
wtf I'm pretty sure I posted this but it didn't show up. These are the exact words I used..? Where did you get it rofl cause I wrote it myself
I didn't even post it, not sure what's going on..
enigma I'm scared
I'd be more scared by the photo Obi posted :D
[quote=Scilliant][quote=CHERRY][quote=Scilliant][quote=CHERRY]My friend had a guy knock on his door claiming to deliver pizza. It was a guy with a long beard who looked homeless, but was wearing what my friend tells me was a dominos uniform. Apparently the guy insisted my friend should take the pizza and eventually my friend had enough, took the pizza and closed the door. He told me that there were two large pizzas, one cheese and one Hawaiian, that he threw out just to be safe. The next day word spreads that a pizza guy was jumped and had his uniform stripped in the neighborhood that my friend lived in. Like wtf why would you jump someone and then deliver the pizza?? Weird shit[/quote]
wtf I'm pretty sure I posted this but it didn't show up. These are the exact words I used..? Where did you get it rofl cause I wrote it myself[/quote]
I didn't even post it, not sure what's going on..[/quote]
enigma I'm scared[/quote]
I'd be more scared by the photo Obi posted :D
ScilliantCHERRYScilliantCHERRYMy friend had a guy knock on his door claiming to deliver pizza. It was a guy with a long beard who looked homeless, but was wearing what my friend tells me was a dominos uniform. Apparently the guy insisted my friend should take the pizza and eventually my friend had enough, took the pizza and closed the door. He told me that there were two large pizzas, one cheese and one Hawaiian, that he threw out just to be safe. The next day word spreads that a pizza guy was jumped and had his uniform stripped in the neighborhood that my friend lived in. Like wtf why would you jump someone and then deliver the pizza?? Weird shit
wtf I'm pretty sure I posted this but it didn't show up. These are the exact words I used..? Where did you get it rofl cause I wrote it myself
I didn't even post it, not sure what's going on..
enigma I'm scared
It's because you posted it in the frag clip thread lol.
[quote=Scilliant][quote=CHERRY][quote=Scilliant][quote=CHERRY]My friend had a guy knock on his door claiming to deliver pizza. It was a guy with a long beard who looked homeless, but was wearing what my friend tells me was a dominos uniform. Apparently the guy insisted my friend should take the pizza and eventually my friend had enough, took the pizza and closed the door. He told me that there were two large pizzas, one cheese and one Hawaiian, that he threw out just to be safe. The next day word spreads that a pizza guy was jumped and had his uniform stripped in the neighborhood that my friend lived in. Like wtf why would you jump someone and then deliver the pizza?? Weird shit[/quote]
wtf I'm pretty sure I posted this but it didn't show up. These are the exact words I used..? Where did you get it rofl cause I wrote it myself[/quote]
I didn't even post it, not sure what's going on..[/quote]
enigma I'm scared[/quote]
It's because you posted it in the frag clip thread lol.
_KermitScilliantCHERRYScilliantCHERRYMy friend had a guy knock on his door claiming to deliver pizza. It was a guy with a long beard who looked homeless, but was wearing what my friend tells me was a dominos uniform. Apparently the guy insisted my friend should take the pizza and eventually my friend had enough, took the pizza and closed the door. He told me that there were two large pizzas, one cheese and one Hawaiian, that he threw out just to be safe. The next day word spreads that a pizza guy was jumped and had his uniform stripped in the neighborhood that my friend lived in. Like wtf why would you jump someone and then deliver the pizza?? Weird shit
wtf I'm pretty sure I posted this but it didn't show up. These are the exact words I used..? Where did you get it rofl cause I wrote it myself
I didn't even post it, not sure what's going on..
enigma I'm scared
It's because you posted it in the frag clip thread lol.
Did I actually, I'm an idiot then
edit: yup I'm an idiot
[quote=_Kermit][quote=Scilliant][quote=CHERRY][quote=Scilliant][quote=CHERRY]My friend had a guy knock on his door claiming to deliver pizza. It was a guy with a long beard who looked homeless, but was wearing what my friend tells me was a dominos uniform. Apparently the guy insisted my friend should take the pizza and eventually my friend had enough, took the pizza and closed the door. He told me that there were two large pizzas, one cheese and one Hawaiian, that he threw out just to be safe. The next day word spreads that a pizza guy was jumped and had his uniform stripped in the neighborhood that my friend lived in. Like wtf why would you jump someone and then deliver the pizza?? Weird shit[/quote]
wtf I'm pretty sure I posted this but it didn't show up. These are the exact words I used..? Where did you get it rofl cause I wrote it myself[/quote]
I didn't even post it, not sure what's going on..[/quote]
enigma I'm scared[/quote]
It's because you posted it in the frag clip thread lol.[/quote]
Did I actually, I'm an idiot then
edit: yup I'm an idiot
For a moment there I thought we were being haunted by spooky internet ghosts.
For a moment there I thought we were being haunted by spooky internet ghosts.