Likes to not get noticed

Old gypsy that can see the future

A barium compound

Variation of "funk"

Techno orangutan

a man who likes the rain

Likes Digimon

God knows what etoh means.

flight of the concords

Dude really likes grapes
Fuck i got ninja'd
Umm, probably initials

Is a doctor, but only he knows what the rest of the alias means.

not a real doctor
fucking ninja'd
a budget gpu

his dad went to harvard

A diehard Nicholas Cage fan

Name is Jeremy.

Name is Pineapple

gotta catch'em all

likes pokemon
fuck ninja'd again

Is a student at Harvard.

arcade arsonist

Yoshi fanatic

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Aggressive tennis player

Super ice cold killer

animu

I Fucked You
Today, I placed viagra commercials behind people's backs. No one caught me. Everyone who had the commercial stuck behind their back got detention. IFY

Once upon a time there was a man named ian tables. He went for a walk through the woods and found an impressive obelisk. "Wow he told himself i'm impressed by the size of the obelisk." he decided to get a closer look at the obelisk. As he walked closer, he thought he saw an Attractive woman at the top. "Hey are you okay?!" he shouted. The woman did not seem to hear his cries. He decided to climb up the obelisk to see what was wrong with her. He knew it was dangerous as he was not in the best of shape, however something was amiss with the way the woman looked. He seemed to recognize her from somewhere... the climb was tough but he eventually reached a ledge where he could take a break. He seriously regretted climbing up the obelisk as he was beginning to become dehydrated. But he decided to continue on as he was already nearing the top. The second part of the climb was even more difficult. He was becoming seriously fatigued, but he was so close. suddenly, his foot slipped. There was no way he was going to survive. He was hundreds of feet in the air. Someone grabbed him. He realized that it was the girl he saw from the Ground. She was able to hoist him up to the top. Ian was having difficulty breathing, his asthma was really acting up, from the suspense and the altitude. After a few moments, he noticed the girl. She was beautiful. She could not have been more than 20 years old, but she had a certain aura the exuded a confident and mature demeanor. she was fair skinned blonde with ample breasts, but maintained an athletic figure. Ian had never been good at talking with attractive girls before, so he said "good hello." She did not seem to find it cute. instead, she responded in a language he could not understand. He asked if she spoke english and she tilted her head to indicate she did not understand what ian said. After 40 minutes ian decided to stop trying to talk to her and head back home. As he went home, all that he could think of was her beauty. He decided that he should go back tomorrow to see if she was there again. He went home, played some video games ate dinner and went to bed. He woke up the next day and immediately went to see if she was there after he ate breakfast. He headed straight for the obelisk, only this time it was not there. Instead, there was a small arch. The girl was sitting on Swing hanging from it. He said hello and today she said hi back. He tried to have a conversation with her, but she could not understand. He stayed there talking to her for an hour before he gave up and went home. He would go back to talk to her everyday after that and eveytime there was a knew magnificent structure there. everytime he went she would learn more words. They began to talk about things. They spoke of love and life. the girl had no understanding of these things. Amd for that matter, neither did ian. They helped each other grow and mature. One day, ian went to see her and there was a bed. the girl was sitting on it in her underwear. Ian went up and kissed her. They fell back on the bed and took off their clothes. They began to make love. It could have been seconds or it could have been hours. Neither had a sense of time. When they had finished she bent over and whispered in his ear. "My name is bobby." After that day, ian never saw her again. Though he would comtinud to go their everyday. 9 months later, a baby was left on ians porch. He knew it was the girls. He decided to name the child after the woman who made him a man. This is the immortalization if bobbytables naming. May it live on for all generations to see.

Wears bob marley T-Shirts

A man named Jordan is either dyslexic, or the username "Jordan" is already taken

he wants change