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TF2 ISLAND
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#31
0 Frags +
KillingDamn, I'm gonna be the first to get killed

You'd be the only person on the crates though, so I think you're good

[quote=Killing]Damn, I'm gonna be the first to get killed[/quote]

You'd be the only person on the crates though, so I think you're good
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#32
29 Frags +
bentreyKillingDamn, I'm gonna be the first to get killed
You'd be the only person on the crates though, so I think you're good

I don't think freemium will have any value on the island.

[quote=bentrey][quote=Killing]Damn, I'm gonna be the first to get killed[/quote]

You'd be the only person on the crates though, so I think you're good[/quote]

I don't think freemium will have any value on the island.
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#33
2 Frags +

put me in blinkys tribe please i'm 5'1

put me in blinkys tribe please i'm 5'1
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#34
1 Frags +
WHO WILL YOU TRY TO KILL AND WHY?

myself because I'd be useless in this kind of situation

[quote]WHO WILL YOU TRY TO KILL AND WHY?[/quote]
myself because I'd be useless in this kind of situation
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#35
6 Frags +

you all want to be in my tribe because of my mad food growing skills.

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/546600_10151389415644896_1738771898_n.jpg

Plus, I know how to forage for wild edible plants:

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/1114_10151491647424896_1986593021_n.jpg

you all want to be in my tribe because of my mad food growing skills.

[img]https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/546600_10151389415644896_1738771898_n.jpg[/img]



Plus, I know how to forage for wild edible plants:

[img]https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/1114_10151491647424896_1986593021_n.jpg[/img]
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#36
9 Frags +

Brad cause he can cook.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EGjhg9Hb-GA

Look at that salad.

Brad cause he can cook.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EGjhg9Hb-GA[/youtube]

Look at that salad.
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#37
-1 Frags +
vileFoxi would grow the heck out of things

edit:
why would you fight with anyone in a survival situation
there's always bound to be a way to survive together, especially on an island

you lower your chances of survival by picking fights :V

FOOD IS SCARCE AND SO IS WOMEN.

so the homosexuals of the tf2 community will be chilling out in a corner or something?

[quote=vile][quote=Fox]i would grow the heck out of things
[b]
edit: [/b]why would you fight with anyone in a survival situation
there's always bound to be a way to survive together, especially on an island

you lower your chances of survival by picking fights :V[/quote]

FOOD IS SCARCE AND SO IS [b]WOMEN[/b].[/quote]

so the homosexuals of the tf2 community will be chilling out in a corner or something?
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#38
9 Frags +

Sounds alot like where I live already. There's no cell reception, tons o' fish in the lake, and lots of fertile soil so stop on by my house. Or you can kill yourselves... That works, too.

http://imageshack.us/a/img38/8729/sunrisebackyard.jpg

http://imageshack.us/a/img687/4318/rainbowda.jpg

Sounds alot like where I live already. There's no cell reception, tons o' fish in the lake, and lots of fertile soil so stop on by my house. Or you can kill yourselves... That works, too.

[img]http://imageshack.us/a/img38/8729/sunrisebackyard.jpg[/img]

[img]http://imageshack.us/a/img687/4318/rainbowda.jpg[/img]
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#39
2 Frags +
OafmealSounds alot like where I live already. There's no cell reception, tons o' fish in the lake, and lots of fertile soil so stop on by my house. Or you can kill yourselves... That works, too.

http://imageshack.us/a/img38/8729/sunrisebackyard.jpg

http://imageshack.us/a/img687/4318/rainbowda.jpg

holy shit, that looks like a beautiful place to live

trade places?

[quote=Oafmeal]Sounds alot like where I live already. There's no cell reception, tons o' fish in the lake, and lots of fertile soil so stop on by my house. Or you can kill yourselves... That works, too.

[img]http://imageshack.us/a/img38/8729/sunrisebackyard.jpg[/img]

[img]http://imageshack.us/a/img687/4318/rainbowda.jpg[/img][/quote]holy shit, that looks like a beautiful place to live

trade places?
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#40
6 Frags +

i would be in fox's group because he is already surviving on an island so he knows how

i would be in fox's group because he is already surviving on an island so he knows how
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#41
3 Frags +

selling tips on how to survive taotaomona spirits and duendes on islands for unusuals.

selling tips on how to survive taotaomona spirits and duendes on islands for unusuals.
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#42
7 Frags +
ClankBrad cause he can cook.

GGGLYGY cause he can cook.

[quote=Clank]Brad cause he can cook.[/quote]

GGGLYGY cause he can cook.
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#43
-2 Frags +
THERE WILL BE NO COMPUTERS, CELLPHONES, TV, ETC. YOU WILL HAVE ALL THE LIFE SKILLS THAT YOU CURRENTLY HAVE. WHAT IS ON THE ISLAND?

wats a life skill

[quote]THERE WILL BE NO COMPUTERS, CELLPHONES, TV, ETC. YOU WILL HAVE ALL THE LIFE SKILLS THAT YOU CURRENTLY HAVE. WHAT IS ON THE ISLAND?[/quote]

wats a life skill
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#44
0 Frags +

i cook for a living

the june tribe chose wisely

i cook for a living

the june tribe chose wisely
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#45
15 Frags +

I'll dress up as a girl and run around giving sexual favors

I'll dress up as a girl and run around giving sexual favors
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#46
-5 Frags +
Abramelini cook for a living

the june tribe chose wisely

If there's one thing I know how to do, it's survive ironically

[quote=Abramelin]i cook for a living

the june tribe chose wisely[/quote]

If there's one thing I know how to do, it's survive ironically
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#47
0 Frags +

Mike - we'd laugh, we'd cry, we'd eheheheheheheh
duwatna - he boom toasts things, good for food
kapoww - honest gamer, can get girls, is asian, etc
skarlett - he doesn't miss and he used to live in the mean streets of Detroit.

Mike - we'd laugh, we'd cry, we'd eheheheheheheh
duwatna - he boom toasts things, good for food
kapoww - honest gamer, can get girls, is asian, etc
skarlett - he doesn't miss and he used to live in the mean streets of Detroit.
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#48
3 Frags +
vileYOU WILL HAVE ALL THE LIFE SKILLS THAT YOU CURRENTLY HAVE.

gg I died.

[quote=vile]YOU WILL HAVE ALL THE LIFE SKILLS THAT YOU CURRENTLY HAVE.[/quote]

gg I died.
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#49
7 Frags +

smaka
brad
powah (naturally)
cbear

or

seanbud (laughing)
lange (laughing)
b4nny (laughing)
wreath (girl gamer)

:>

smaka
brad
powah (naturally)
cbear

or

seanbud (laughing)
lange (laughing)
b4nny (laughing)
wreath (girl gamer)

:>
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#50
6 Frags +

saltysally
infinite
ggglygy
lange

I wonder whether their total frags would be plus or minus. Not that that has anything to do with my reason for choosing such a diverse team.

saltysally
infinite
ggglygy
lange

I wonder whether their total frags would be plus or minus. Not that that has anything to do with my reason for choosing such a diverse team.
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#51
3 Frags +

meb bakes his own bread
ranga bakes his own head

we would die happy

meb bakes his own bread
ranga bakes his own head

we would die happy
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#52
-4 Frags +

4:54 PM - 2sÿ.Kÿle: I will record the history of gotfrag and natf2 on the cave walls in mcrib sauce
4:58 PM - Abramelin: the walls of "looking cave" shall be covered with the words "NOT MID"

4:54 PM - 2sÿ.Kÿle: I will record the history of gotfrag and natf2 on the cave walls in mcrib sauce
4:58 PM - Abramelin: the walls of "looking cave" shall be covered with the words "NOT MID"
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#53
-1 Frags +

let's think of it like this, would I want to live on an island?
no?
therefore, the gun-in-the-mouth option is the only way to go out

let's think of it like this, would I want to live on an island?
no?
therefore, the gun-in-the-mouth option is the only way to go out
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#54
6 Frags +

I would pick crumpet to see which kills him first: lack of food or lack of internet.

I would pick crumpet to see which kills him first: lack of food or lack of internet.
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#55
3 Frags +

i would die from lack of shirts

i would die from lack of shirts
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#56
10 Frags +

2015 EDITION. GO.

2015 EDITION. GO.
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#57
12 Frags +

the paul walker is alive tribe
tojo - can smell out the dank weed
rage - worked a data entry job so he can keep track of all our stuff
elliott - when he spergs/weebs out and kills himself we can eat him for emergency rations
pankey - hell still have his waifu and maybe having someone that still has hope will keep tribe morale up

So its the third night. We're fucking baked, elliott is already dead, and pankey is drawing pictures of that precure chick in the sand. rage is typing along on the wooden typewriter i made, and i use my skills learned in boy scouts/ being left alone in the woods when i was 7 to catch us some dinner. I expertly craft us a fishing pole out of some bamboo and a spider web, and manage to hook an eagle flying by. I roast that fucker over the fire, and with a side of elliott, its bon appetit. Rather than after dinner mints, we freshen our breath with some fat blunts, and lay down in the sand, which is underneath the cabin i built the day before. We are in the cabin, btw

the paul walker is alive tribe
tojo - can smell out the dank weed
rage - worked a data entry job so he can keep track of all our stuff
elliott - when he spergs/weebs out and kills himself we can eat him for emergency rations
pankey - hell still have his waifu and maybe having someone that still has hope will keep tribe morale up

So its the third night. We're fucking baked, elliott is already dead, and pankey is drawing pictures of that precure chick in the sand. rage is typing along on the wooden typewriter i made, and i use my skills learned in boy scouts/ being left alone in the woods when i was 7 to catch us some dinner. I expertly craft us a fishing pole out of some bamboo and a spider web, and manage to hook an eagle flying by. I roast that fucker over the fire, and with a side of elliott, its bon appetit. Rather than after dinner mints, we freshen our breath with some fat blunts, and lay down in the sand, which is underneath the cabin i built the day before. We are in the cabin, btw
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#58
8 Frags +

Taking tribe applications

Benefits are that if shit goes sideways I'm the biggest fattest tftv user and u can live off of my carcass for weeks!

Also I'm a great leader as evidenced by my multiple successful seasons of open!!

Taking tribe applications

Benefits are that if shit goes sideways I'm the biggest fattest tftv user and u can live off of my carcass for weeks!

Also I'm a great leader as evidenced by my multiple successful seasons of open!!
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#59
12 Frags +

tranny tribe

+ sex without the fear of creating another mouth to feed
+ anal
- pretty useless and gross otherwise
- no hormones so will turn gross
- anal sex is gross

tranny tribe

+ sex without the fear of creating another mouth to feed
+ anal
- pretty useless and gross otherwise
- no hormones so will turn gross
- anal sex is gross
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#60
12 Frags +

its probably best to be in a tribe with a circlejerk because then they will all protect each other from -frags

its probably best to be in a tribe with a circlejerk because then they will all protect each other from -frags
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