what if i give you cheap lines that i google

the best one goes along these lines

me: "so my magic watch is telling me you're not wearing any panties"
Her: (will say something like) "well your watch is wrong"
me: (while tapping back of empty wrist) "oh, it must be an hour fast"

you should ask stultus

Women call me the blizzard

I give them 13 inches and they can't leave the house for three days

If I said I had a foot fetish would you tell me your shoe size?

I expected a stutlus thread

expectations_denied

You can never go wrong with the classic "Nice shoes, want to fuck?"

Ey yo wan sum fuk

On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you? ;D

"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

Hey is that a mirror in your pocket? because i see myself in your pants.

I was really hoping this would be a stultus thread.

I think it's acceptable for stultus to ask, but really... asking a gaming forum full of nerds about pick up lines? Most of these posters go into cardiac arrest near a female.

http://i.imgur.com/H5UKu.png

'i've had a crush on u for years'

if that doesnt work

'jakes on you im an octopus'

title screams stultus

why are you not stultus

did you get those pants on sale?

cause they'd be 100% off at my place

THE WORD OF THE DAY IS LEGS

LETS GO BACK TO MY PLACE AND SPREAD THE WORD LUL

You're like a prize-winning fish. I don't know whether to eat you or mount you.

Are you a parking ticket? Because you have a fine written all over you.

"So how drunk do you have to be to take off your shirt?"

that usually sets the tone right.

Otherwise, just introduce yourself and be a goddamn gentleman.

"Are you garbage? Cause I wanna take you out on a friday!"

r u gurl?

do u work at subway because you just gave me a footlong