fk1 with a durable mouse wheel and a longer cord

g303 with a normal mouse shape
g100s with an updated sensor

DA with good scroll wheel and cable

g303 sensor with zowie a za12 body and a g400s cable.

Wmo with better feet, a better cable, and maybe huano switches.

i have a g303 at the moment and i agree, my hands fit around it alright but it took some getting used too and it would be a lot better if logitech just gave it a non retarded shape

Zowie EC2-A with FK1 coating and a better scroll wheel and side buttons

or

IMO1.1A* with FK1 coating and cable

make a mouse so that if you download cheats it shocks u whenever u try and shoot

I'd take my rival 300 and have it reshaped into a smaller shape (like rival 100 maybe? or ec2a) and I'd also add the scroll wheel from the Corsair m65 (mouse I used to have - Really good tactile feedback, best scroll wheel I've ever used, but a flawed mouse otherwise) Possibly replace the coating to have the m65's as well, although that isn't a thing I'd say bothers me.

I'd say also add omron switches or something but I've yet to actually try a mouse with them (would've been the ec2a but unfortunately they didn't put omrons in).

frictionless scrollwheel on any mouse for EZ bhops

ime 3.0 but smaller and a coating that doesn't get gross from my sweat and skin flakes
also smaller deathadder with a harder click and drivers that won't fuck my pc over time

za11 with a decent scroll wheel

razer abyssus with side buttons and flawless sensor

- FK1 shape and coating
- G303 sensor
- G303 switches (that latency)
- Actual decent mousefeet (e.g. Hyperglides)
- A mousewheel that doesn't shit itself after 1 week of usage
- Non-braided cable, ~2m

I'll just take a new EC1-a because the blue LED under my scrollwheel is fucking up.

I'd want a mouse that is really high so it kinda something I hold in my hand instead of something I put my hand on because it's annoying that I need to kinda get a better grip on my mouse every time I pick it up.

Deathadder without the stigma.

can i get an EC-1 with the Rival 300's side buttons

Microsoft wheel optical with a sensor capable of 1000 Hz (its capable of 500 accurately already but not perfect)

x

As much as I couldn't stand it as an actual mouse (terrible sensor, clunky shape, horrible shiny plasticky feel), I loved the functionality of the Naga Hex I had for a while, so I'd probably take the FK1 and slap the Naga Hex's 6 side buttons on it with the same configuration except with the buttons about half a mil or a mil flatter to the surface, they always stuck out just the tiniest bit too much. Better switches for the sidebuttons too I guess.

(The irony of jamming a bunch of extra buttons on an ultra simple plug and play mouse does not escape me)

I also put Hyperglides on my FK1 but not the ones actually built for Zowie mice, I use the more traditional oval feet (I think it was the MX3s designed for Logitechs that I put on mine?) so I'd have recessed bits for those on the base of the mouse, instead of the giant recessed areas for the giant Zowie skates.

I do still have that Naga Hex lying around in a drawer somewhere, thinking back I'm pretty sure I actually kept it with the intention of swapping out the sensor one day for funsies.

any mouse with plugged contactors and cord instead of welded ones for easy replacement;
metal bits that apply force on the contactor from the mouse button instead of plastic ones that change shape;
screws elsewhere than under the glued pads
no idea if it's possible but water resistant when unpowered for easy cleaning

Zowie FK with a better scrollwheel, that's it I guess.

G303 sensor, switches, and build quality with ninox aurora weight and fk2/mionix castor shape.

Zowie FK2 with Intellimouse sensor capable of high PCS.
EDIT: oh and less button delay.

G303 internals in a KPM shell with a Zowie cable and a Mionix coating.

built in hand warmer u__u
edit: also with antiperspirant u__u

What if you wanted to play Overwatch?

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