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I went to Valve HQ
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Well not neccessarily, I was on the top of the building next door with a bug in GabeN's shirt, but I can tell you with 100% certainty, that this update is going to be the bees kne--wait no.. It will be best neato bean burrito the game has ever seen. I can confirm that Valve is doing everything in their power to make this game great, and as much as people like to act like they dont, they know what they are doing.

I had to filter through about 5 hours of knife sharpening, but after awhile I finally intercepted the soundbyte metadata through the bug in GabeN's shirt. I overheard their strategy to balance the game, analyze flaws, and quickly fix any bug known to man.

I can't tell you everything I heard about the update because Gabe gave me HL3 for me to vow my silence, but this update looks mega wicked.

I do NOT know their plans for competitive, or future updates, or anything -- and anything I say regarding the future of TF2 is from my perspective on their development process, NOT from specific update details that I know. The next update could be terrible or amazing, big or small, and I have no idea what their real plans are.

Well not neccessarily, I was on the top of the building next door with a bug in GabeN's shirt, but I can tell you with 100% certainty, that this update is going to be the bees kne--wait no.. It will be best neato bean burrito the game has ever seen. I can confirm that Valve is doing everything in their power to make this game great, and as much as people like to act like they dont, they know what they are doing.

I had to filter through about 5 hours of knife sharpening, but after awhile I finally intercepted the soundbyte metadata through the bug in GabeN's shirt. I overheard their strategy to balance the game, analyze flaws, and quickly fix any bug known to man.

I can't tell you everything I heard about the update because Gabe gave me HL3 for me to vow my silence, but this update looks mega wicked.

[b]I do NOT know their plans for competitive, or future updates, or anything -- and anything I say regarding the future of TF2 is from my perspective on their development process, NOT from specific update details that I know. The next update could be terrible or amazing, big or small, and I have no idea what their real plans are.
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#2
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interesting

interesting
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#3
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=onZcB3y2RTM

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=onZcB3y2RTM[/youtube]
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#4
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https://youtu.be/V3zM2JFHN3Q?t=63

[youtube]https://youtu.be/V3zM2JFHN3Q?t=63[/youtube]
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#5
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basically you were creeping outside valve HQ and learned nothing so you shitposed about it

basically you were creeping outside valve HQ and learned nothing so you shitposed about it
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#6
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KqAxtwH0LGo

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KqAxtwH0LGo[/youtube]
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#7
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZrVpQqJKXjc

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZrVpQqJKXjc[/youtube]
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#8
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-HeEnX6bJ8

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-HeEnX6bJ8[/youtube]
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#9
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBlpjSEtELs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBlpjSEtELs
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#10
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5dbG4wqN0rQ

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5dbG4wqN0rQ[/youtube]
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#11
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-UmfqFjpl0

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-UmfqFjpl0
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#12
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SPUF is leaking

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ja37HWc9n7g

SPUF is leaking

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ja37HWc9n7g[/youtube]
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#13
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9u9vlj8CgS0

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9u9vlj8CgS0[/youtube]
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#14
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Jesus Christ this thread

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-kHgFSr_oY

Jesus Christ this thread

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-kHgFSr_oY
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#15
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VSoe2mLpq3Q

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VSoe2mLpq3Q[/youtube]
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Smesihttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VSoe2mLpq3Q

http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/MultiTrackDrifting.jpg

[quote=Smesi][youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VSoe2mLpq3Q[/youtube][/quote]

[img]http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/MultiTrackDrifting.jpg[/img]
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otwnsO-W3OQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otwnsO-W3OQ
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#18
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZ39WXs6OrY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZ39WXs6OrY
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trippabad image embed

http://i.imgur.com/YpWW7Tm.jpg

:)

[quote=trippa]bad image embed[/quote]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/YpWW7Tm.jpg[/img]
:)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_bjVDZuedgE

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_bjVDZuedgE[/youtube]
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#21
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAQrmB-bWZc

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAQrmB-bWZc[/youtube]
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,

,
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SolobeNCan someone explain the dog meme?

You know your game is dead when an invite player, a player thats suppose to represent some of the highest level of play in the game decides to stream himself being a drunk moron during a professional match. If you gave the slightest *** about the integrity of your game then you would atleast try to act a bit more professional and mature but no you are simply an idiot

[quote=SolobeN]Can someone explain the dog meme?[/quote]
You know your game is dead when an invite player, a player thats suppose to represent some of the highest level of play in the game decides to stream himself being a drunk moron during a professional match. If you gave the slightest *** about the integrity of your game then you would atleast try to act a bit more professional and mature but no you are simply an idiot
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#24
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http://i.imgur.com/jsq4nBJ.png

http://i.imgur.com/jsq4nBJ.png
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https://youtu.be/j20cTvQYe6s

https://youtu.be/j20cTvQYe6s
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#26
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QmZgGcysZwM

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QmZgGcysZwM[/youtube]
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https://youtu.be/YT6fiTysiMM?t=3m22s

https://youtu.be/YT6fiTysiMM?t=3m22s
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#28
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c14uPG8z_5k

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c14uPG8z_5k
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#29
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please embed your dog videos everyone

please embed your dog videos everyone
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I FUCKING LOVE GABE

I FUCKING LOVE GABE
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