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puns (that actually have made people laugh)
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once i was in a school yard waiting for my turn to pick out a basketball, and a black kid with a sock on his hand tapped me and i was like "HE SOCKED ME!"

once i was in a school yard waiting for my turn to pick out a basketball, and a black kid with a sock on his hand tapped me and i was like "HE SOCKED ME!"
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#2
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why the fuck did he have a sock on his hand

why the fuck did he have a sock on his hand
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toads_tfwhy the fuck did he have a sock on his hand

Sock puppet play rehearsals?

[quote=toads_tf]why the fuck did he have a sock on his hand[/quote]

Sock puppet play rehearsals?
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#4
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i don't know

i don't know
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#5
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(that actually have made people laugh)

(that actually have made people laugh)
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the teacher laughed

the teacher laughed
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tbh i laughed reading it.

tbh i laughed reading it.
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#8
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Fuck puns; anti-jokes are the best.

Fuck puns; anti-jokes are the best.
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#9
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http://2.media.dorkly.cvcdn.com/60/70/2c6779774058de61e822fcc2feb375c7.jpg

I showed this to my professor and he was dying of laughter

[img]http://2.media.dorkly.cvcdn.com/60/70/2c6779774058de61e822fcc2feb375c7.jpg[/img]
I showed this to my professor and he was dying of laughter
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#10
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http://i.imgur.com/s0MUe3L.png

Paging the king of the worst puns ever that admittedly make me want to die more than die with laughter but it depends

[img]http://i.imgur.com/s0MUe3L.png[/img]
Paging the king of the worst puns ever [s]that admittedly make me want to die more than die with laughter but it depends[/s]
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#11
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my Ieft arm broke ,

my Ieft arm broke ,
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#12
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lt's ok, you're all right now

lt's ok, you're all right now
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#13
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My Ieft leg broke

My Ieft leg broke
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#14
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lt's ok, you're all right now

lt's ok, you're all right now
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#15
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Thank you

Thank you
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#16
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my right arm broke.

my right arm broke.
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#17
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you're all right now

you're all right now
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#18
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my right Ieg broke

my right Ieg broke
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#19
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Your all right now

Your all right now
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kirbyFuck puns; anti-jokes are the best.

Puns are literally the only thing worse than anti-jokes

Anti-jokes are just an excuse to be an offensive dweeb

[quote=kirby]Fuck puns; anti-jokes are the best.[/quote]

Puns are literally the only thing worse than anti-jokes

Anti-jokes are just an excuse to be an offensive dweeb
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https://www.reddit.com/r/tf2/comments/1k579x/tf2_puns_and_jokes_go/

https://www.reddit.com/r/tf2/comments/1k579x/tf2_puns_and_jokes_go/
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#22
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Does fire get off on independence day?

No, fire works on the fourth of July.

Does fire get off on independence day?

No, fire works on the fourth of July.
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owlkirbyFuck puns; anti-jokes are the best.
Puns are literally the only thing worse than anti-jokes

Anti-jokes are just an excuse to be an offensive dweeb

The best anti-jokes aren't the offensive ones.

[quote=owl][quote=kirby]Fuck puns; anti-jokes are the best.[/quote]

Puns are literally the only thing worse than anti-jokes

Anti-jokes are just an excuse to be an offensive dweeb[/quote]

The best anti-jokes aren't the offensive ones.
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#24
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http://i.imgur.com/Og3oSMV.jpg

[img]http://i.imgur.com/Og3oSMV.jpg[/img]
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https://i.ytimg.com/vi/cfgpwGdSd7Q/maxresdefault.jpg

DONT

[img]https://i.ytimg.com/vi/cfgpwGdSd7Q/maxresdefault.jpg[/img]
DONT
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http://i.imgur.com/T9pUYSv.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/T9pUYSv.jpg
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#27
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http://i.imgur.com/2Bdzbtf.png

[img]http://i.imgur.com/2Bdzbtf.png[/img]
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#28
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100,000 Pascals walk into a Bar

The pressure doubles

100,000 Pascals walk into a Bar

The pressure doubles
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anything that comes out of waris mouth is a pun

anything that comes out of waris mouth is a pun
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