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matchmaking purgatory
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#1
0 Frags +

http://puu.sh/q9jK5/18cc30ecb0.png

someone please send help I'm stuck in a match that won't start because someone keeps rejoining, they've been doing this for over an hour and if I leave I get a week ban

what the fuck valve

[img]http://puu.sh/q9jK5/18cc30ecb0.png[/img]

someone please send help I'm stuck in a match that won't start because someone keeps rejoining, they've been doing this for over an hour and if I leave I get a week ban

what the fuck valve
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#2
4 Frags +

Well shit
I guess he can't keep that up forever surely

Well shit
I guess he can't keep that up forever surely
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#3
24 Frags +
nykWell shit
I guess he can't keep that up forever surely

he said he set up a macro and hes going to work

other teammates are saying things along the lines of

"wtf thats against steams policy u should be banned im gunna call steam"

so i've got a bunch of bright folks here

[quote=nyk]Well shit
I guess he can't keep that up forever surely[/quote]
he said he set up a macro and hes going to work

other teammates are saying things along the lines of

"wtf thats against steams policy u should be banned im gunna call steam"

so i've got a bunch of bright folks here
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#4
22 Frags +

set up camp and prepare to live in the wilds of pregame

set up camp and prepare to live in the wilds of pregame
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#5
9 Frags +
Triangleset up camp and prepare to live in the wilds of pregame

http://puu.sh/q9m2d/f30b73d984.png

[quote=Triangle]set up camp and prepare to live in the wilds of pregame[/quote]
[img]http://puu.sh/q9m2d/f30b73d984.png[/img]
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#6
30 Frags +

this is both hilarious and sad

this is both hilarious and sad
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#7
5 Frags +

Honestly a pretty funny troll

Just convince someone else to quit first

Honestly a pretty funny troll

Just convince someone else to quit first
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#8
7 Frags +
PhunkHonestly a pretty funny troll

Just convince someone else to quit first

That's the issue though.

It's pregame. Game hasn't started. If somebody abandons it doesn't end the match, it just waits for a new person to be added.

[quote=Phunk]Honestly a pretty funny troll

Just convince someone else to quit first[/quote]
That's the issue though.

It's pregame. Game hasn't started. If somebody abandons it doesn't end the match, it just waits for a new person to be added.
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#9
37 Frags +

Step 1: Acquire IP.
Step 2: DDoS until he times out for real.

Step 1: Acquire IP.
Step 2: DDoS until he times out for real.
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#10
0 Frags +
SetsulStep 1: Acquire IP.
Step 2: DDoS until he times out for real.

can you actually get someone's IP just from srcds?

[quote=Setsul]Step 1: Acquire IP.
Step 2: DDoS until he times out for real.[/quote]
can you actually get someone's IP just from srcds?
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#11
8 Frags +

x

x
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#12
-2 Frags +
FireyttriumSetsulStep 1: Acquire IP.
Step 2: DDoS until he times out for real.
can you actually get someone's IP just from srcds?
Just ddos the server )))

Have fun DDoSing a Valve server.

[quote=Fire][quote=yttrium][quote=Setsul]Step 1: Acquire IP.
Step 2: DDoS until he times out for real.[/quote]
can you actually get someone's IP just from srcds?[/quote]
Just ddos the server )))[/quote]

Have fun DDoSing a Valve server.
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#13
1 Frags +
FireyttriumSetsulStep 1: Acquire IP.
Step 2: DDoS until he times out for real.
can you actually get someone's IP just from srcds?
Just ddos the server )))

even ignoring the whole "valve server" thing, then I would time out and still be handed a week abandonment ban

[quote=Fire][quote=yttrium][quote=Setsul]Step 1: Acquire IP.
Step 2: DDoS until he times out for real.[/quote]
can you actually get someone's IP just from srcds?[/quote]
Just ddos the server )))[/quote]
even ignoring the whole "valve server" thing, then I would time out and still be handed a week abandonment ban
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#14
7 Frags +
SetsulStep 1: Acquire IP.
Step 2: DDoS until he times out for real.
FireyttriumSetsulStep 1: Acquire IP.
Step 2: DDoS until he times out for real.
can you actually get someone's IP just from srcds?
Just ddos the server )))

Don't ddoss shit. Thats highly illegal.Sure hes an asshole but I doubt you want to have a chance of legal action being take on you over a video game issue.

[quote=Setsul]Step 1: Acquire IP.
Step 2: DDoS until he times out for real.[/quote]
[quote=Fire][quote=yttrium][quote=Setsul]Step 1: Acquire IP.
Step 2: DDoS until he times out for real.[/quote]
can you actually get someone's IP just from srcds?[/quote]
Just ddos the server )))[/quote]

Don't ddoss shit. Thats highly illegal.Sure hes an asshole but I doubt you want to have a chance of legal action being take on you over a video game issue.
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#15
28 Frags +

yo you're not in game anymore what happened in the end? I want to know :p

yo you're not in game anymore what happened in the end? I want to know :p
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#16
8 Frags +

I said in mumble that someone would do this to grief and they all told me it wouldn't happen :()

I said in mumble that someone would do this to grief and they all told me it wouldn't happen :()
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#17
47 Frags +
Cabbage_yo you're not in game anymore what happened in the end? I want to know :p

I took the ban

[quote=Cabbage_]yo you're not in game anymore what happened in the end? I want to know :p[/quote]
I took the ban
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#18
12 Frags +

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#19
7 Frags +

Happened to me to. Im fucking done with matchmaking 30 fps shit.

Happened to me to. Im fucking done with matchmaking 30 fps shit.
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#20
0 Frags +

thats amazing

thats amazing
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#21
13 Frags +

https://www.twitch.tv/slin/v/79757317?t=02h14m40s
happened to me again today. hacker queues against us on the opposite team while i'm streaming, then puts us in purgatory for about half an hour. at the end of it i was going to turn my stream off anyways to watch the ETF2L grand finals but it sucks to be targeted as a streamer with no way out. if i abandon, i can't play TF2 for my stream for 30 minutes, and if i stay there it bores people so gg.

here's the person doing it:
# 94 "neoretix" [U:1:4756337] 00:18 75 0 active #

https://www.twitch.tv/slin/v/79757317?t=02h14m40s
happened to me again today. hacker queues against us on the opposite team while i'm streaming, then puts us in purgatory for about half an hour. at the end of it i was going to turn my stream off anyways to watch the ETF2L grand finals but it sucks to be targeted as a streamer with no way out. if i abandon, i can't play TF2 for my stream for 30 minutes, and if i stay there it bores people so gg.

here's the person doing it:
# 94 "neoretix" [U:1:4756337] 00:18 75 0 active #
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