I'm having this dream where some really dumb decisions about a whitelist were made, and I'm gonna wake up any minute now...

last weekend i woke up at 6:30 and i was cold as fuck and couldnt go under the covers because it was at a cabin and there was what looked like a piss stain on the bottom covers so i kept tossing and turning on top of the comforter trying to get warm but i was half-asleep so my sleep-addled mind thought the reason i was cold was because i was doing something wrong and for some reason i thought it was that i could not properly construct sentences in russian

I remember being stalked by a sewer gator and then having to run from ghosts on a train by having to use platform gaming techniques and the train was all opened up so no walls or anything and it was transporting many bottles of gatorade.
What does this mean?

i was walkin up to a house and an old lady announcer type person said "its ok she's sleeping on a pumpkin" so i guess i was scared to go in and that was my reassurance. so i open the door and i see some shadowy figure on my right and immediately close the door and leave. then i punch the window on the outside of the house and break it and i hear showstopper's voice yell "yo what the fuck" and as i turn to him i woke up sweating. also at the end there it zoomed out to third person and i was westballz. crazy....

I once had a dream valve actually cared about tf2

When I was little I had a dream I was being chased by a horde of pants at an Old Navy

the only dreams i remember are always bizzare nonsense or nightmares.
once i dreamed that I was in a washing machine room with my family, the twist is that we were all different flavors of carbonated drinks just chatting with each other.

also this dream i posted a while ago

i always have dreams that involves my friends dying or me dying or me killing my friends and then dying or all of us committing suicide.

god im fucked

until a few days ago, i couldn't remember any tf2 dreams, but for the first time i remember playing gullywash demo in a pug. i was hiding in river trying to stop a backcap on 2nd, i simply walked forward as if I were rando, popped a scout up with a pill, then i hit a nice airpipe. after that, a soldier jumped me, i hit the pipe right when he landed, he flew higher in the air because he also rocket jumped at the same time; i missed the first airpipe, but landed the 2nd crisp airpipe.

the end

i had a dream where i was responsible for killing one of my peers and was trying to evade capture and i felt super guilty for even dreaming about doing that, even though in the dream i never actually performed the act of killing someone, it just dropped me in with that consequence

it kind of fucks me up and makes me think ill become a school shooter or some shit

i had a dream where corsa and slemnish weren't midget goblins... then corsa had above 5 ping and i knew i was dreaming and woke up!

i think i saw u in my sleep.... darling...

I had this weird dream a month ago where I was trapped with my class in a dark classroom, and told that Harambe was hiding within and that if he found us he would slaughter us in cold blood.

I have no idea why the fuck I had that dream, I hadn't used a Harambe meme in like 2 weeks at that point

When I was a kid I had a dream where I just stared at myself standing still in the corridors of my house suddenly transitioning to other places in my house. When the me I was staring at looked at me I woke up.

I had this dream years ago. I was at the middle school I attended on a regular school day except nobody was there and while I don't remember, I only imagine I thought this was weird. Either way, I found myself inside the building and for whatever reason walked into a bathroom that didn't exist. I mean IRL the room I walked in did but it wasn't a bathroom. It was heavily flood, at least up to the top of my shin, below my knee and there was a bunch of, I guess, seaweed everywhere, from floating in the water to draped along anything it could. Around the corner, away from the urinals and stalls that have aged with time, I found a corner with around 3 computers that held the same fate besides one which was on. It was stuck on the BSOD screen, which now doesn't make sense but it's a dream so it doesn't have to. Anyway, I restarted the computer, some shit I can't put into words happened and I woke up pretty quickly.

Another dream I still remember involved the world being unnaturally flooded all around almost up until the stratosphere and yet myself and a couple others that I don't remember are still alive and trying to stay afloat. After a period of time we find ourselves coming across a vertically huge tower, a la the Korin Tower from DBZ. Somehow we all grab onto the ladder and climb up it to find a small but efficient enough room filled with food that'd last all of us a lifetime and a television that somehow still worked in real time and wasn't just playing reruns.

I don't know why I remember any of these dreams, but it's always fun to look back to. I have a couple others, but I guarantee nobody cares.