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the story of slin so one day slin was walking through the forest and he was like "oh theres a butterfly" but the butterfly was not a butterfly it was secretly grant vincent in disguise and grant was like "ha slin is so dumb he doesnt even see that its me" slin took the butterfly home and put it in his socks drawer because as previously mentioned he is dumb - grant 2014 but the sock drawer collapsed becuase slin had so many socks that they collapsed the wave function and a black hole opened up in slin's sock drawer so slin (its sl and in combined do you like the name) jumped into the black hole and it led to a world where physics didnt exist so he died because physics didnt exist in that world but he wasnt actually dead cause i said so okay so he woke up outside of the black hole and was like "where did i go" and then grant the butterfly came in and said "you were dead" and slin said "why am i not dead now" and grant said "cause narrative powers are too strong" and slin was like "okay then" so he went back to his sock drawer and obtained many socks then he went to the store and shoved them in the face of the person working the desk and was like "these socks are very dangerous you should not sell them anymore please sell them to another person because i dont want this kind of pressure on me i mean ending the world again would kind of suck (refer to the return of doctor white rice for this story, only 1299 dollars on ebay)) anyway so where was i oh yeah he was at jcpennys because thats where everyone buys their socks so the guy at the desk was like "okay sir what do you want in exchange for this" and he was like "i want the store" and then he ran out and came back with a metric ton of socks that he had lying in the parking lot and was like "i bought a lot of socks once i think i deserve the ownership of this store" and the clerk was like "ok" so then slin became manager of jc pennys and he was all like "im rich yo" so then he went on his facebook and then bragged about it to all his friends and they were like "we're rich too" and then he was reminded that he was the poorest of all his friends and that made him cry because he lived in beverly hills and everyone was rich there so he was like "i need to do something stupid to be rich" so he made a doll of himself then put it in his remote control ferarri and drove the ferarri into the gigantic pool that mr michael jackson had in his backyard and then things exploded and everyone was like "oh no slin only had one remote control ferarri and now its gone" and then everyone looked at slin and was like "get out of beverly hilss you dont own a ferarri so you are automatically kicked out of the yacht club as well" but then slin said "my yacht is a giant ferarri in the shape of a yacht" so they were like "ok you can stay" so then slin went to the mayor of beverly hills and was like "i want to be mayor here are some socks for you" and then he got another metric ton of socks from his backyard which was just the sock landfill from beverly hills and then the mayor was like "i needed these thanks" but then he said "you cant be mayor still" so then slin was sad and he went back to his beverly hills mansion and did what he always did to cheer himself up: tape another episode of keeping with the kardashians but that didnt make him happy watching them be dumb and rich so then he went to bed and never woke up because he didnt want to but one day he did wake up and he was like "i fell asleep for seventy billion years" and he walked out of his house and everything was floating and then all the great great great great x 800000 grandchildren of his beverly hills friends laughed at him because he was still the poorest and now he was really old so then slin was like "noooo" and died because the atmosphere had no oxygen in it the end
the story of slin so one day slin was walking through the forest and he was like "oh theres a butterfly" but the butterfly was not a butterfly it was secretly grant vincent in disguise and grant was like "ha slin is so dumb he doesnt even see that its me" slin took the butterfly home and put it in his socks drawer because as previously mentioned he is dumb - grant 2014 but the sock drawer collapsed becuase slin had so many socks that they collapsed the wave function and a black hole opened up in slin's sock drawer so slin (its sl and in combined do you like the name) jumped into the black hole and it led to a world where physics didnt exist so he died because physics didnt exist in that world but he wasnt actually dead cause i said so okay so he woke up outside of the black hole and was like "where did i go" and then grant the butterfly came in and said "you were dead" and slin said "why am i not dead now" and grant said "cause narrative powers are too strong" and slin was like "okay then" so he went back to his sock drawer and obtained many socks then he went to the store and shoved them in the face of the person working the desk and was like "these socks are very dangerous you should not sell them anymore please sell them to another person because i dont want this kind of pressure on me i mean ending the world again would kind of suck (refer to the return of doctor white rice for this story, only 1299 dollars on ebay)) anyway so where was i oh yeah he was at jcpennys because thats where everyone buys their socks so the guy at the desk was like "okay sir what do you want in exchange for this" and he was like "i want the store" and then he ran out and came back with a metric ton of socks that he had lying in the parking lot and was like "i bought a lot of socks once i think i deserve the ownership of this store" and the clerk was like "ok" so then slin became manager of jc pennys and he was all like "im rich yo" so then he went on his facebook and then bragged about it to all his friends and they were like "we're rich too" and then he was reminded that he was the poorest of all his friends and that made him cry because he lived in beverly hills and everyone was rich there so he was like "i need to do something stupid to be rich" so he made a doll of himself then put it in his remote control ferarri and drove the ferarri into the gigantic pool that mr michael jackson had in his backyard and then things exploded and everyone was like "oh no slin only had one remote control ferarri and now its gone" and then everyone looked at slin and was like "get out of beverly hilss you dont own a ferarri so you are automatically kicked out of the yacht club as well" but then slin said "my yacht is a giant ferarri in the shape of a yacht" so they were like "ok you can stay" so then slin went to the mayor of beverly hills and was like "i want to be mayor here are some socks for you" and then he got another metric ton of socks from his backyard which was just the sock landfill from beverly hills and then the mayor was like "i needed these thanks" but then he said "you cant be mayor still" so then slin was sad and he went back to his beverly hills mansion and did what he always did to cheer himself up: tape another episode of keeping with the kardashians but that didnt make him happy watching them be dumb and rich so then he went to bed and never woke up because he didnt want to but one day he did wake up and he was like "i fell asleep for seventy billion years" and he walked out of his house and everything was floating and then all the great great great great x 800000 grandchildren of his beverly hills friends laughed at him because he was still the poorest and now he was really old so then slin was like "noooo" and died because the atmosphere had no oxygen in it the end
the grand epic of slin so one day slin was like "yo im bored" so then he went to the store and bought some donuts to eat while he was bored and he was like "these donuts are amazing" so then he called up his buddy grant vincent and said "these donuts are fantastic grant you need to come see this" and grant was like "ok" so then grant went to slin's house and grant was like "wow these donuts are fantastic" but then something happened grant turned into a butterfly because the donuts gave him butterfly disease so he was like "oh no im a butterfly" and slin was like "haha nerd get baited" and grant was like "why do you have to do this to me" and slin was like "because im secretly michael jackson" and grant was like "ok" and then slin put grant the butterfly in a jar and put grant the butterfly into his sock drawer and grant was like "its dark in here" and slin was like "too bad get used to it" then slin went outside and the sun was not shining because it was midnight and slin was like "wow did 14.367 hours pass already" and then a guy in a pink suv drove by saying "its not real its not real time progressing soopr fast" and slin was like "woah im trippin" so then he went back to his bed and went to sleep but when he woke up it was 2098 and he walked outside and he was on mars and he was like "woahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" then the same pink suv came up and the guy was like "time keeps going faster because of you slin something you did in the past has caused this it is your fault" and then the pink suv exploded and slin was like "is that my fault too" and the guys dying last breath was "yes you suck slin" and then he died and slin was like "noooo" and then he realized he didnt care about the guy in the pink suv and he was like "ok what did I do" and then he remembered the sock drawer so he went into his house and freed grant the butterfly from his prison and grant was like "slin you suck look what youve done" and slin was like "shut up you're a butterfly" and grant was like "ok" so then they went outside and grant was like "im the time butterfly so i can revert time but i wont because you suck slin" and then he flew away laughing and slin was sad so then he went back into his house and slept for a very long time and then he woke up and it was the year 19294993405034540938544053923 and the planet earth 47 was now in orbit around nicholas cage's gigantic face and when you went outside the sky was covered in nick cage and then everyone had the face of nick cage and everyone made mediocre movies and some good ones about finding treasure and slin was like "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" but then grant the butterfly's booming voice rose over the horizon "you did this slin this is all your fault i am the leader of the nicholascagian galaxy now i am all powerful" and slin was like "grant you suck" and grant was like "no i dont" and they kept doing that for a couple hours until grant was like "ok im done with this you will become a nicholas cage just like everyone else hahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahhaha" and then slin was like "oh no this isnt happening" and then the nicholas cages converged around him and he ran away into a house with nicholas cage's face on it and the nick cage house was like "no slin i dont like you" and then the house exploded out of sheer disdain for slin but luckily he was not inside the house when it happened so then slin was like "i have to find grant" so he killed a bunch of nick cages and stole their spaceship and then he flew into the sky and was like "wow theres a lot of traffic in the sky" and spaceships were honking their horns and they were like "get out of the way nick cage #4594590349" and nick cage #430248579 was like "i was around before the great nick cage #420420420420 was even born you whippersnappers get out of the road" and slin was like "this place sucks" so then he flew above all the other dumb nick cages but then the nick cage police force saw him breaking nick cage's 95 theses and they were like "oh its gonna get real" and they chased slin all the way to emperor grants castle of dumb and when slin was almost to grant's castle of dumb he was airshot by one of the cops and the cop was like "oh man i should get a raise" and the other cop was like "you totally should" and slin crashed into the top floor of grant the butterfly's castle of dumb and when slin woke up he was like "wow that cop should get a raise" and then he saw some stairs and he went down them very sneakily but the nick cage guards caught him and he was like "quit this man im just tryin to live my life in a world of nick cage" and the guards did not say anything because they had their lips removed so that they could be better guards and the guards took slin to the biggest room where grant the butterfly was once again inside a jar inside a gigantic ornate sock drawer and slin was like “i thought you hated sock drawers” and then grant the butterfly woke up and he was like “doooooooooood sock drawers are the bestttttttt” and then slin was like “grant stop being dumb” and grant was like “shut up slin im the leader of an entire galaxy and ur just slin ur just slin” and slin was like “we need to get you help grant” so then he karate chopped all the guards to death and took grant to counseling and the counselor was like “why is he a butterfly” and slin was like “he ate donuts with butterfly disease” and the counselor was like “oh” and he went away for a minute and came back with a donut and said “eat this” and grant said “im a butterfly how does that work” and then the counselor threw the donut at grant the butterfly and then it blew up and grant became normal again and he was like “thanks slin” and then the counselor yelled “we will throw off the chains of repression under you grant the former butterfly emperor of the nickcagian galaxy” and then the counselor ripped his face off to reveal that it was a mask and that he was a nick cage and then a bunch of nick cages came out of the walls and the counselor said “we are a house made out of nick cages” and grant was like “what” and then slin was like “we are dead” and then the nick cages attacked
the grand epic of slin so one day slin was like "yo im bored" so then he went to the store and bought some donuts to eat while he was bored and he was like "these donuts are amazing" so then he called up his buddy grant vincent and said "these donuts are fantastic grant you need to come see this" and grant was like "ok" so then grant went to slin's house and grant was like "wow these donuts are fantastic" but then something happened grant turned into a butterfly because the donuts gave him butterfly disease so he was like "oh no im a butterfly" and slin was like "haha nerd get baited" and grant was like "why do you have to do this to me" and slin was like "because im secretly michael jackson" and grant was like "ok" and then slin put grant the butterfly in a jar and put grant the butterfly into his sock drawer and grant was like "its dark in here" and slin was like "too bad get used to it" then slin went outside and the sun was not shining because it was midnight and slin was like "wow did 14.367 hours pass already" and then a guy in a pink suv drove by saying "its not real its not real time progressing soopr fast" and slin was like "woah im trippin" so then he went back to his bed and went to sleep but when he woke up it was 2098 and he walked outside and he was on mars and he was like "woahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" then the same pink suv came up and the guy was like "time keeps going faster because of you slin something you did in the past has caused this it is your fault" and then the pink suv exploded and slin was like "is that my fault too" and the guys dying last breath was "yes you suck slin" and then he died and slin was like "noooo" and then he realized he didnt care about the guy in the pink suv and he was like "ok what did I do" and then he remembered the sock drawer so he went into his house and freed grant the butterfly from his prison and grant was like "slin you suck look what youve done" and slin was like "shut up you're a butterfly" and grant was like "ok" so then they went outside and grant was like "im the time butterfly so i can revert time but i wont because you suck slin" and then he flew away laughing and slin was sad so then he went back into his house and slept for a very long time and then he woke up and it was the year 19294993405034540938544053923 and the planet earth 47 was now in orbit around nicholas cage's gigantic face and when you went outside the sky was covered in nick cage and then everyone had the face of nick cage and everyone made mediocre movies and some good ones about finding treasure and slin was like "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" but then grant the butterfly's booming voice rose over the horizon "you did this slin this is all your fault i am the leader of the nicholascagian galaxy now i am all powerful" and slin was like "grant you suck" and grant was like "no i dont" and they kept doing that for a couple hours until grant was like "ok im done with this you will become a nicholas cage just like everyone else hahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahhaha" and then slin was like "oh no this isnt happening" and then the nicholas cages converged around him and he ran away into a house with nicholas cage's face on it and the nick cage house was like "no slin i dont like you" and then the house exploded out of sheer disdain for slin but luckily he was not inside the house when it happened so then slin was like "i have to find grant" so he killed a bunch of nick cages and stole their spaceship and then he flew into the sky and was like "wow theres a lot of traffic in the sky" and spaceships were honking their horns and they were like "get out of the way nick cage #4594590349" and nick cage #430248579 was like "i was around before the great nick cage #420420420420 was even born you whippersnappers get out of the road" and slin was like "this place sucks" so then he flew above all the other dumb nick cages but then the nick cage police force saw him breaking nick cage's 95 theses and they were like "oh its gonna get real" and they chased slin all the way to emperor grants castle of dumb and when slin was almost to grant's castle of dumb he was airshot by one of the cops and the cop was like "oh man i should get a raise" and the other cop was like "you totally should" and slin crashed into the top floor of grant the butterfly's castle of dumb and when slin woke up he was like "wow that cop should get a raise" and then he saw some stairs and he went down them very sneakily but the nick cage guards caught him and he was like "quit this man im just tryin to live my life in a world of nick cage" and the guards did not say anything because they had their lips removed so that they could be better guards and the guards took slin to the biggest room where grant the butterfly was once again inside a jar inside a gigantic ornate sock drawer and slin was like “i thought you hated sock drawers” and then grant the butterfly woke up and he was like “doooooooooood sock drawers are the bestttttttt” and then slin was like “grant stop being dumb” and grant was like “shut up slin im the leader of an entire galaxy and ur just slin ur just slin” and slin was like “we need to get you help grant” so then he karate chopped all the guards to death and took grant to counseling and the counselor was like “why is he a butterfly” and slin was like “he ate donuts with butterfly disease” and the counselor was like “oh” and he went away for a minute and came back with a donut and said “eat this” and grant said “im a butterfly how does that work” and then the counselor threw the donut at grant the butterfly and then it blew up and grant became normal again and he was like “thanks slin” and then the counselor yelled “we will throw off the chains of repression under you grant the former butterfly emperor of the nickcagian galaxy” and then the counselor ripped his face off to reveal that it was a mask and that he was a nick cage and then a bunch of nick cages came out of the walls and the counselor said “we are a house made out of nick cages” and grant was like “what” and then slin was like “we are dead” and then the nick cages attacked
everything is wrong with this
the content (jesus fucking christ)
the art (looks like it was drawn by an actual four year old)
the signature (did you get attacked by bears while making it or something)
the font (SERIF FONTS FOR DIALOGUE)
the grammatical errors
the clothing (pink doesn't go with baby blue what the fuck)
this may have been the worst post to ever exist on team fortress television
congratulations to colly the cat
everything is wrong with this
the content (jesus fucking christ)
the art (looks like it was drawn by an actual four year old)
the signature (did you get attacked by bears while making it or something)
the font (SERIF FONTS FOR DIALOGUE)
the grammatical errors
the clothing (pink doesn't go with baby blue what the fuck)
this may have been the worst post to ever exist on team fortress television
congratulations to colly the cat
the content (jesus fucking christ)
the art (looks like it was drawn by an actual four year old)
the signature (did you get attacked by bears while making it or something)
the font (SERIF FONTS FOR DIALOGUE)
the grammatical errors
the clothing (pink doesn't go with baby blue what the fuck)
this may have been the worst post to ever exist on team fortress television
congratulations to colly the cat
flatlinethe clothing (pink doesn't go with baby blue what the fuck)
thats actually turquoise
flatlinethe art (looks like it was drawn by an actual four year old)
they might not have the hands of an artist but they have the mind of one
[quote=flatline]the clothing (pink doesn't go with baby blue what the fuck)[/quote]
thats actually turquoise
[quote=flatline]the art (looks like it was drawn by an actual four year old)[/quote]
they might not have the hands of an artist but they have the mind of one
thats actually turquoise
[quote=flatline]the art (looks like it was drawn by an actual four year old)[/quote]
they might not have the hands of an artist but they have the mind of one
ok whos been posting furry shit again
stop posting in this thread retards
ok whos been posting furry shit again
stop posting in this thread retards
stop posting in this thread retards
theres like 10 ppl still posting regularly on this forum
theres like 10 ppl still posting regularly on this forum
idk man could a 4 year old draw those strapping fox legs
idk man could a 4 year old draw those strapping fox legs
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